Manatee Jack @ManateeJack
My life has been a series of events. I am very rarely here. Joined January 2012-
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ME: honey, it's really muggy out today WIFE: if I go outside & all our mugs are on the front lawn, I'm leaving u ME: *sips coffee from bowl*
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*job interview* Interviewer: "So what would you say is your biggest weakness?" Me: "Skills"
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Me: So you're gonna let me sleep tonight? Brain: Yup! Me: No weird shit? Brain: No weird shit … Me: Zzzzzz… Brain:
Lying naked in the shower in the fetal position x.com/Zurich/status/…
What aproaches do you need to take in response to the changing #globalrisks landscape? bit.ly/2jHaBlZ
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[In football huddle] "What do you guys think happens when we die?"
Nephew, reading old Penthouse mag: What is brine? Me: Can you use it in a sentence? Him: I shot my salty ball brine... Me: Gimme that!
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Saw someone with "my warm up is your work out" shirt. Well, my casual drinking is your alcohol poisoning so fuck you.
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[first date] HER: I like a man who can show his true feelings. ME: *leans in close* I don't care what you like.
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mostly I spend my time sitting on a bench at the mall hoping someone will think I'm their boyfriend or dad and briefly, mistakenly love me
Saw the Mona Lisa of fake tropical plants today. Where are the awards for these people? Well done. Well done.
Black shades, white gloves, Lookin' sharp and lookin' for a clean, discrete partner interested in creating various types of human gravies.
Deciding how much facial hair to grow is the most challenging problem of our generation.
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"Please let go of my hair" -my gynaecologist
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No matter how many times you sigh, I'm still not going to ask you what's wrong.
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It's made from people... x.com/PeterSmith055/…
You make it so hard to love you. All frozen in my freezer and all...
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