M!ke @MikeyantheBrain
Just hanging out. non-sensical ramblings, https://t.co/dUzf283bLj, https://t.co/a90VerjjCV mobile.twitter.com/search?q=From%… Uranus Joined September 2020-
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There is no perfect life, but there are perfect moments in life..
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I’m 100mph or I’m lazy as fuck
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When you know you know…. You know?
You'll eventually reach a point where nothing matters, choose wisely once you get there.
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The thing about the interrupting waves of immobilizing self doubt is… I don’t know. Just drink some tea?
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You’ve been working hard to become a person you could love. Take a break and let me do it for a while.
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The fact I've made it through the last 2 weeks without slapping the shit out of someone is a God damned miracle
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my day was going fine until i realized that everyone is probably mad at me
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Optimization sometimes works against functionality.
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Real breasts aren't identical. Real butts have stretch marks. Real skin has freckles & scars. That's alright. And that's still beautiful.
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unpopular opinion: men should have zero say on what women should or shouldn’t do with their body’s
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It's a sad day when your boss doesn't appreciate your kazoo skills.
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One hug that takes all my stresses away, please
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Wanna smoosh our underpants areas together for a while?
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Use whatever camera angle you want, I bet you’re still a podgy midget.
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☂️ @SSaud_44
20 Followers 523 Following #hbo @WarOnDrugs NewYorker/ Anhedonia- Fallibilism -: Come get Destroyed
What do you think they are going to do to you when they’ve decided you’re a problem
Cat, get off that printer. It's after midnight.
Sir, this is a Wendy’s.
@turtledumplin Sorry all this seems semi one sided. Yes telling anyone to calm down back fires huge. I get emotions run high. Why do girls get away with tearing a guy apart. Yet if a guy did that he'd be blacklisted and disowned. Please know yelling does not make sense to the listener.
Calm down
@turtledumplin Let him learn what? It's ok to be abused by a girl?
My son just told his girlfriend to calm down. Should I tell him or let him learn?
Guys, what’s keeping you from dressing like this?
Once upon a time I had short dark hair.
Let me just clarify some things before you follow, I’m not an empath. I will not cater to your feelings and I do not care what offends you. Learn to use the block and mute buttons.
I think of you without, fucking trying....
r u cool with me coming over and shedding half my hair all over ur floor
‘Scuse me, please refrain from spreading this fake news. Do not force me to break out my TI 83 plus and prove you wrong.
@turtledumplin Ummm how come no one has corrected you? Common core math? 1980 is 44 yrs ago.
I know you're struggling Quite often in fact I know you're bugging This pain so intact If they only knew How often you get sick The things you do To rid of this prick This prick of being unwell Known it you're whole life It's a story to tell Such a frustrating strife 🥀
I've got some good news and I've got some bad news. But First, I'm going back to bed.. cuz Fuck this
Yesssssssss 💯
I never realized there were so many stupid people until I posted a math tweet.
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