21st Century Digital Mike @MrBadExample90
I’m the monkey in charge of the bananas. Hiding in Honduras Joined October 2017-
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To people who direct forearm work in the gym…………..why!? Is your back so pathetically weak your grip isn’t challenged enough to grow your forearms?
Since when was the definition of “strong and independent” mean begging strangers on the internet for money because you see too anxiety ridden to get a real job……..you know, like an adult.
You know the feeling when the pre workout hits a little too hard, and you spend the next 15 minutes completely blowing your colon out and now you don’t even want to lift? Yeah, that.
Ugh! They didn’t have Ice Cube so I had to buy Vanilla Ice!
I will never forgive EA Sports for what they did to the ESPN NFL franchise.
Ugh! I can’t believe this chick added me and immediately sent a video of her tits. So gross. Why are women like this?
You have a soul of dirt!
So Kanye was a gay fish after all?
Not gonna lie, you’re giving off strong “Love my husband on the timeline, and shows butthole to strangers in the DMs” vibes…….
Be honest……… Is your back day really a back day, or is it just a second bicep day?
Don’t fingerbang my timeline with your likes. I’ll fall in love and you’ll never get rid of me.
This is such a strange app. People will block, unfollow, and otherwise cut ties online friends due to appease to their digital fuck buddy. I wonder how happy your marriage would be if your real life spouse got a fraction of that loyalty? 🤔
I’d be mad too if my body was that big, but my balls were that small.
Brewing coffee is for pussies. Be a man. Eat the beans whole.
I just got called one of the “good assholes”, and quite frankly I’ve never been so erect………..I mean flattered.
I think of all the generations that Gen X is my least favorite. All they’ve done is whine about millennials, and had those three years in the ‘90s where everyone thought flannel was cool.
Brother, I didn’t read your shitty tweets when they were free. You think I’m going to pay for them?
You can certainly block people once the guilt sets in, but you can’t unsend the butthole pictures.
No single group throughout history has known more oppression than the bored upper middle class white woman.

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