Cotton Mather @CottonMather66
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I give the dog a treat after he does his business outside, as one does. He has since separated his pee trips from his poop trips and has doubled his treat profitability. I expect a hostile takeover by the end of Q3.
Reminder that Snoop narrating Planet Earth is still the most quality content
A Trump supporter was seated next to an older woman on an airplane and he turned to her and said, “Do you want to talk? Flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger.” The old woman, who had just started to read her book, replied to the total…
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Thou shalt not bringeth thy weak shit into the lane. Amen.
Sometimes it’s fun to recite song lyrics, like the poetry they are, instead of sing them. Lil bit of old Reba
English is confusing..! 😂
The chills that just got sent down my spine after listening to this..
Let me tell you something, if they made these in adult sizes I know some of us would take it to the streets like the goddamn Doobie Brothers.
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The first half of this clip is Tuberville saying today that Biden is too old to run because of how he walks on airport tarmacs, the second half is Tuberville falling down stairs at an airport tarmac.
The Most Iconic Lecture by Peter Lynch on Investing Still Relevant After 25 Years
You will not be disappointed by how this ends
Nancy Cartwright does her 7 Simpsons characters in under 40 seconds
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Gun laws in Missouri: No background checks for private sales. No permit required for concealed carry. No permit required for open carry. No license required for owners. No firearm registration. No assault weapon law. No magazine capacity restriction.
Nine children. Nine children who went to a parade to celebrate their Super Bowl team. Nine children now being treated for gunshot wounds @ChildrensMercy When are we going to collectively realize there’s a gun problem in our country and do something sensible for our kids?
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Have you had cheese? And have you met Americans?
Have you had cheese? And have you met Americans?
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