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Simon Spooner @Nuncio2

Puns and cycling. But mostly puns. #LEL and #PBP ancien. Swansea Joined March 2009
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FA Cup Factfile @FACupFactfile

11 months ago

Remember, remember the 5th of November! Three clubs have played in #FACup with names that contain all the letters of 'Bonfire Night'! Frodingham and Brumby United - PR 1914/15 Frodingham and Appleby Athletic - Q3 1930/31 Beighton Miners Welfare - R1 1952/53 (L 0-3 to Wrexham)

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Paul Eggleston @pauleggleston

a year ago

When Rossini lived in France he designed the world's first water-fuelled car, known as the William Tell Eau Voiture.

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Dark_Galloway @DarkGalloway

a year ago

The Wrens Egg, near Monreith in Galloway. #StandingStoneSunday #Scotland

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RichNeville @RichNeville

a year ago

Footballer, therefore ankle injury (7)

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Guardian sport @guardian_sport

a year ago

Footballer, therefore ankle injury (7)

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Simon Spooner @Nuncio2

a year ago

Mumbles

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Janey Godley @JaneyGodley

a year ago

No president of America has ever given birth - I don’t understand why it’s suddenly an issue

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Simon Spooner @Nuncio2

a year ago

A timely reminder from Duolingo

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MrTibblesNewEra @MrTibblesNewEra

a year ago

Well I'm glad to see you're on the mend. #ReformUK @TonyTonyTx

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𝕌𝕣𝕓𝕒𝕚𝕟 𝔾𝕣𝕒𝕟𝕕𝕚𝕖𝕣 @keyshawn__bava

a year ago

Le pauvre chien qui a eu la peur de sa vie 😵🐶 #Dauphiné

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Alf - currently writing the best joke in the world @whoelsebutalf

a year ago

Recycling Day today! Just putting it out there.

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Shehab Khan ITV @ShehabKhan

a year ago

Don't think Rishi Sunak was aware that a boat filled with Lib Dems popped up behind him on the campaign trail today... And I'm pretty sure that's the Lib Dem Deputy Leader, Daisy Cooper on it too...

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GlennyRodge @GlennyRodge

2 years ago

First they came for Nigel Farage and I said “it’s that bloke over there pointing at the sea”.

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Paul Eggleston @pauleggleston

2 years ago

My wife and I met at a 'Make a Jelly in the Shape of a US President' class, and I knew she was the one, from the moment I set Eisenhower.

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Bryan’s Gunn @bryansgunn

2 years ago

Could all the Joneses please slow down and let David Moyes keep up

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Paul Eggleston @pauleggleston

2 years ago

If you can't tell me how powerful a French car is whilst locked in its trunk, then I'm afraid you simply don't know voiture torque in a boot.

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Rhun ap Iorwerth @RhunapIorwerth

2 years ago

We pay tribute to the lifetime of service Marcia gave to her community and to Wales, and her dedication in making a difference to the lives of the people around her. This is a terrible loss and our thoughts are with Marcia’s family and loved ones at this truly sad time.

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Plaid Cymru 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 @Plaid_Cymru

2 years ago

We pay tribute to the lifetime of service Marcia gave to her community and to Wales, and her dedication in making a difference to the lives of the people around her. This is a terrible loss and our thoughts are with Marcia’s family and loved ones at this truly sad time.

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Benjamin Partridge @benpartridge

2 years ago

As Rishi says, 30mph is a good British speed in that it embodies the good old fashioned British sense of fair play and healthy competition. Maybe the car will come out on top or maybe the cycling child will. At 20mph the child will usually live, which seems unfair on the car. 🇬🇧

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Adrian Masters @adrianmasters84

2 years ago

As Rishi says, 30mph is a good British speed in that it embodies the good old fashioned British sense of fair play and healthy competition. Maybe the car will come out on top or maybe the cycling child will. At 20mph the child will usually live, which seems unfair on the car. 🇬🇧

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Paul Eggleston @pauleggleston

2 years ago

***TRAVEL NEWS*** A truckload of moisturiser has overturned on its way to Sam from Cheers' house. Agnetha from ABBA happened to be passing, so is helping to clear up the mess with a shovel. See that girl. Watch that scene. Diggin' the Danson cream.

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Simon Spooner @Nuncio2

2 years ago

Bacup to the Future #NorthWestEnglandInSongOrFilm

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Will Sebag-Montefiore @wsebag

2 years ago

My interview with Nadine Dorries

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