😈Sarcastic and awkward, but fucking inappropriate @Sarcasticmomma5
Sarcastic, awkward, playful flirt but not fucking interested. Crazy in ❤️. Don't DM, it's where my bad decisions are made. We all have kinks, don't judge mine😈 twitter.com/search?q=from%… US Northeast Joined August 2021-
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If he is poking you in the pooper and you fart, is that also called motorboating?
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What if, the wind was whispering things, we've forgotten how to hear?
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😏😏😏😏😏
How many licks does it take to get to the center of my taco? It better be more than 3; biting is ok.
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Oh I say 😳
Disappointment realizing I could have been naked hours ago...
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Yeah. What a dangerous dog. You can see my dog here being super aggressive with my toddler. It’s not the dogs, it’s the owners. The same way it’s not your fault you’re a pompous ass, it’s your mother’s.
Yeah. What a dangerous dog. You can see my dog here being super aggressive with my toddler. It’s not the dogs, it’s the owners. The same way it’s not your fault you’re a pompous ass, it’s your mother’s. https://t.co/LpazzMZiFv
That's why I get poked in the ass in the middle of the night
That's why I get poked in the ass in the middle of the night
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I was disappointed this was a vacuum
I finally let someone else in my house, and they said it was too early for Halloween decorations. Now everyone keeps saying how realistic the skeleton looks on my front porch.
Does everyone speak like a robot when checking these, or are you weird?
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Introduce yourself with what almost killed you. Hi, I'm Tequila.
Introduce yourself with what almost killed you. Hi, I'm Tequila.
All kids in MA get free breakfast and school lunch - which is amazing! My only problem is that lunches are so small that both my kids order double lunch, need snacks like bottled water, and double breakfast. I spend $200 per month, and that is putting them on a budget.
Show dominance... when he says "I love you" then punch him in the arm and say "you too, buddy"
Was I the only one waiting for a dog peeing on others as they were being held up?
Was I the only one waiting for a dog peeing on others as they were being held up?
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Who is on your "list" of top 5? I have a personal list of both men and women. Let's start with Selma Hayek.
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Minxy Mama ~ Rayna �.. @MinxMadre
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🌷 𝕥𝕚𝕥𝕤.. @good_vibes_girl
65K Followers 4K Following 🐈 spread sheet queen 📈 🚫raw dogging (oreos) 🦖reptar for life🫶🏻 “the dick a girl could get over”
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tazz @noneofyours99
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RetardedRektRectum @indigo_raven_
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🐝 Bumble bee 🐝 @TheBumblingBee_
17K Followers 2K Following 🐝 I might be funny on the timeline but I’m boring in DMs. And more often than not, I ignore them. 🤷♀️ Married af
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1K Followers 750 Following just another short girl getting high, and talking shit
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549 Followers 1K Following Enthusiastic and open-minded, loves to make friends and travel together
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On September 25, 2000, 19-year-old Kevin Hines attempted to end his own life by jumping off the Golden Gate Bridge. Plunging over 220 feet at a speed of 75 miles per hour, he hit the water below, shattering three of his vertebrae and narrowly missing severing his spine by two…
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