are you gonna eat that pastiche?🗿🗿 @Terrythebetter
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Thunder and lightning strike Manchester just as Manchester City's victory parade is due to start. Proof. If ever it was needed, that God is a United fan.
We're taking them back to Marks and Spencers. I've only worn them the once and the heel came off.
An inspiring story. Not the usual Brexit blog which make Chris one of the best follows on here. Great to hear a different take on asylum seekers. No blue tick either!
An inspiring story. Not the usual Brexit blog which make Chris one of the best follows on here. Great to hear a different take on asylum seekers. No blue tick either!
Have you seen this one, Nads, it tells you your Pornstar name. It's soooo funny...
You shouldn't always need to say "Alexa" to activate the device, that goes without saying.
A canal like this hasn't been built since the 18th century. A unique British design that promises to unleash the traffic cone trade between Dorset and here and which will eventually compete with HS2 for dominance. And when we've beaten this pesky drought, my successor can fill it
Wok the Kasbah after this
Our Starboy ⭐️ 🎨 @anthonygordon
So I pay all that tax and the outrageous fares for this numpty to not intervene? BBC News - Rail strikes: Not for government to intervene - Shapps bbc.co.uk/news/uk-618545…
This wouldn't be happening if we were still the British Empire. But. We're not. BBC News - Birmingham 2022 Commonwealth Games: Talks with Army as 5,000 jobs vacant bbc.co.uk/news/uk-englan…
If their own vote threatens to be a protracted affair; that is for them to resolve - not the country. Get your fingers out. Cancel your holidays. Think and act outside your own stunted imaginations. In short - DO YOUR JOB!
There's no possibility that the police could ever have enforced Covid Law during lockdown alone. Compliance needed consent. A consent informed by this PM words. If Johnson doesn't resign now, how can any other future PM ever rely on an informed consent from the public ever again.
When I was a kid and I was first insured to drive my dad said, if you have an accident son admit nothing or your premium goes up. NHS midwives have to insure themselves. A culture of denial? 20 years of "too posh to push"? Jeremy Hunt? Perfect storm?
I hate them Germans: they bombed our chip shop in the war.
Crucially, the most important countermeasure right now is to specify munitions in Imperial measures. How else will the rest of the democratic world defy Putin?
Newsnight. Peter Bone. Where the "head" is silent. But won't be.
Quick survey on behalf of @Keir_Starmer Do the British public think that @BorisJohnson is ‘lying through his teeth’ #PMQ Please retweet
He was boozing at that drinks party for twenty-five minutes. Please RT if you want him gone.
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@fesshole Ah, Andrew. You must still have been devastated that Xmas when he died.
Newly unsealed filings: A Trump associate told the FBI of advising Trump to return classified documents to the National Archives nearly a year before agents searched Mar-a-Lago. The associate said to Trump: "Whatever you have, give everything back. Let them come here and get…
@Terrythebetter @terrychristian @prodnose Think this could do with a trip to the pub!
@fesshole Fucking bullshit. As if chronically overworked social workers respond to shit like that or similarly overworked teachers press the nuclear button without further discussion directly with parents first. Maligning two professions that are on their knees with trivial shite: prick.
@Terrythebetter Haha, I'm trolling, of course.
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