The Zeroth Tim @Timacious_D
You're probably here because I said something funny, stupid, or both. Either way, there's plenty more where that came from.| Nashville, TN Joined May 2008-
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This is what they make you drive to get a license in the Mad Max universe
This is what they make you drive to get a license in the Mad Max universe
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I'm only watching TNF to see how high Mike McDaniels is a on the sidelines
Narcan you please move out of my way
Narcan you please move out of my way
PUT IT BACK HE'S LOST ENOUGH
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“PROTECT THE SWEENEY GIRL AT ALL COSTS”
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Trump trying to see eye to eye with Barron
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Everyone knows of Hercules and Achilles, but that Greek hero with a talent for always being right, Technicles, never gets his due.
He's gonna be 266 in dog years. Let him rest already.
He's gonna be 266 in dog years. Let him rest already.
"I'm not the only one that's seen you alive"
"I'm not the only one that's seen you alive" https://t.co/Mm8ZV2oG3f
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.@ronaldacunajr24 with a perfect throw! 🥶 #BravesCountry
Rip to the GOAT. He truly would eat anything.
Rip to the GOAT. He truly would eat anything.
The Zeroth Tim retweeted
Once again, its today
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13 years ago today
Just passed a tow truck getting towed and that has to be among the most Where's Waldo things I've personally witnessed
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