KJ @TotesKJ
Ricky Gervais liked one of my jokes. So yeah, I'm kind of a big deal. Joined June 2014-
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Watched Inside Man. So did Janice just hate all men? Is this why she kept trying to blame Ben and Harry for everything?
Corsets & petticoats once shaped a Desired Silhouette; now we expect the body itself to conform to a Desired Silhouette through diet fads & workouts. We had thick statement makeup trends for The Perfect Face and now The Perfect Face must be achieved through expensive skincare. 1/
So, it is his daughter and he is protecting her?
So, it is his daughter and he is protecting her?
Oscar worthy, really
I actually want Mabel and Theo to get together #onlymurders #omitb
samantha: if it wasn't for those scars i'd sit on both his faces charlotte: i have a date with bruce wayne tonight miranda: bruce wayne is everything thats wrong with this city carrie: big is moving to paris
samantha: if it wasn't for those scars i'd sit on both his faces charlotte: i have a date with bruce wayne tonight miranda: bruce wayne is everything thats wrong with this city carrie: big is moving to paris
I do not want an AI that writes books for me, I want an AI that can use my FitBit data to figure out when I've fallen asleep listening to an audiobook and pause it so I don't suddenly wake up in the middle of chapter 29 wondering where the hell this Steve character came from
#ApplesNeverFall was SSOOOOOOO good, BUT - why is everyone wearing sweaters and cardigans in South Florida during the summer?
Why did no one tell me that I could get the @hallmarkchannel on @peacock ?!?!?! This was vital news yall!
Watching #Oppenheimer and while I love the soundtrack, does there have to be music playing in every. Single. Scene. It is too much.
we may never know who did this
Someone needs to do a welfare check on Trevor #LOVEISBLINDreunion
Sarah Ann calling someone else a pick me while she’s covered in early 2000s body glitter is a level of delulu I never aspire to be #LoveIsBlind #LoveIsBlindS6 #LoveIsBlindreunion #LoveIsBlind6
Nick and Vanessa are working HARD to save their jobs tonight #LoveIsBlindS6 #LOVEISBLINDreunion
Sarah Anne is the definition of a pick me girl #LoveIsBlindS6 #LOVEISBLINDreunion
god made men and sent ryan gosling as an apology
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who the one in the hospital bed though?
any person who looks like this has no business giving anyone health advice or medical care of any kind...
@NoJesuitTricks I’ve got some “Hot Buscuits.” They’re my favorite.
My stepmom has had prize flower gardens in three counties. In February of 22’ she told me she wanted to put a flower bed around the front of my house because “it’s so bare and bachelorfied.” I told her I’d be more than happy to let her beautify my landscape but that I had no…
I find it amusing that men are in a flustered panic because they told women to ‘just pick better’ so women picked the bear.
My grandparents helped hide Jews fleeing southern Italy in railroad tunnels, and then lived in those tunnels for weeks, eating dirt and grass, until American soldiers came through. You bought a kaffiyeh from Amazon and glamped for a week on the middle of Manhattan.
To clarify: I would eat at this restaurant (and my arse would look similar to our friend there on the tiny metal chair)
"your cat will eat you when you die" yeah but he shows infinite grace by making no attempt in the meantime. leave him alone
Words can’t explain the visceral reaction I had watching Baby Reindeer. I can never watch it again but it was a perfect piece of storytelling I’ll never be able to forget. 10/10. 5 stars. Richard Gadd has set himself apart with this one. I cannot praise it enough. #BabyReindeer
For what he went through, he was really blessed with some amazing parents 🥺 #BabyReindeer
truck when a couple of young men approached and handed me $5 saying the wished they had room for him but was happy to see him going to a good home. And he did. More than 10 years on the farm, being a handful, running off, not minding, living his best life. I loved that dog.❤️
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Safe to say this video isn’t illegal anymore because how has it been 5 years since @Avengers Endgame was released?! Crazy looking back at that time with some of the greatest cast and crew makes me so thankful to be part of the Avengers universe!
Yes Fred, alive. That's what defibrillators do.
@LauraPowellEsq Look, I get the issue. But this is what covers look like, and college characters usually means HS audience (not grade school). Here’s a screenshot of the rom-com front page at Barnes &’ Noble I don’t like these covers. They’re ridiculous,IMO. But they are also just what is done
The issue women have isn’t that they don’t want to be seen as housewives, it’s that chores that have to be done on a never ending basis are seen as ‘women’s work’ and chores that get to be done irregularly, sometimes rarely, are seen as ‘man’s work’. She gets the chores that…
🇯🇵🇬🇧 The Emperor and Empress of Japan will pay a State Visit to the UK as the guests of His Majesty The King in late June this year.
That man once broke down in tears on camera about how much he loves Melanie and how she's been there for him through some rough times. He don't play about her and he shows it. Love that for them.
Melanie Lynskey says husband Jason Ritter is "genuinely sacrificing" his acting career and turning down offers so that hers can flourish while he stays home with their daughter. “The last few years we’ve had this role of like, whoever’s job makes the most sense, whether it’s the…
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