Dadvice @_Dadvice_
Son, Dad, Grandad - offering and sharing sage wisdom and unpopular, yet accurate and important, opinions. #DADVICE is my Hashtag. Arizona, USA Joined May 2019-
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Took my girls to see Little Mermaid. When King Trident realizes Ariel is gone and says, “What have I done?” my 5yo said, at top volume in a silent theatre, “You didn’t do anything, that girl just don’t listen!” 🤦🏻♀️🤣
my husband: I need to take it easy this weekend also, my husband: I’m just going to cut down the tree in the front yard
There are two types of people, those who are clueless about their kids’ schedules and the other who plan it down to the minute. And they end up marrying each other
5yo: mom carry me me: oof you're getting big 5yo: oof you're getting old me:
I make a mortgage-sized payment monthly to send my kid to preschool. Today, I have to pick him up early so they can close to then reopen an hour later for an art show where I can pay a second time to buy art my kid made while I paid for him to be there.
Ordered new coats for my kids and for convenience I had them shipped directly to their school’s lost and found section
*leaving a shopping center* Husband: *pointing* The car is over there. Me: Do you really think I don’t know what my own car looks like? *walks up to the wrong car*
Nobody told me that being a parent means drinking gatorade mixed with chocolate syrup and mini starbursts because your sweet child decided to make you a special breakfast cocktail
My seven year old was watching the snowfall and said, snow is just cloud poop I’ll never be able to make snow angels again
Me: There's no way I could get any less sleep than what I'm getting now. Daylight Savings: Hold my extra hour.
I was arguing with a guy at a bar. He said he was a big pop star in the 80s. I didn’t believe him, but he was adamant…
My son is ready to be picked up from daycare * *Best Buy called to let me know my computer is ready
Someone just said “I hope to look as good when I get to your age” and now they’ll never reach it

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