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@JonLemire Can I raise a practical question at this point…
Staring into a solar eclipse was practice for this moment.
Retweet if you’re ready to end this and vote for Joe Biden.
@gtconway3d why is everyone saying "it's been two hours since he took the test?" they're measuring from when Bloomberg broke the story. unless the white house found out hope hicks was positive from Bloomberg, he's already been tested and already has the results
Here's President Obama in 2014 on the threat of Ebola pandemic. He did not LIE like Trump. He explained the deadly risks posed by Ebola. It worked: ONLY 11 Ebola cases on US soil and two deaths. Compare to Trump: 6.4 million Covid cases and over 191,000 dead #TrumpLiedPeopleDied
@SuaveBeauty can you inject this to cure coronavirus?
SonicWall announces a strategic investment in zero-trust security provider Perimeter 81. This relationship and the resulting joint solutions will provide businesses, from SMBs to Fortune 500s, with more award-winning solutions. Read more: bddy.me/334hU9u
Happy Halloween from my pitbull dressed as Pitbull
I keep forgetting my twitter password so I had to change my dog's name three times
@carlquintanilla @MilitaryTimes @LeoShane @VicenteFoxQue not true! I hear mexico is paying for the raise!
@DeltaAssist 2 1/2 hours on hold and counting. this seems pretty reasonable.
@ITSnwl this is the worst twitter feed I've ever seen. I hope @meggy_ starts typing some funny stuff
Janice Bowers @JaniceB25929725
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Andrea Cohen🌻 @andreabcohen
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matang raj @matang9561
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SonicWall @SonicWall
29K Followers 5K Following Partner-first cybersecurity portfolio unifying network, endpoint, cloud, and threat response for SMBs and MSPs.
LiL Tr3 @Tr3SwaggKi7mn
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Zoecello @zoecello3360
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Dave Wasserman @Redistrict
610K Followers 1K Following Senior Editor & Elections Analyst of the nonpartisan @CookPolitical Report w/ @AmyEWalter. Nerd for 🗺️ maps, ⛷️ ski slopes & 🎻 trad tunes. Has seen enough.
George Washington @realgwash1731
10K Followers 801 Following Your very own first President picking up where we left off.
Mac Arthur ☤ @DoctorMacArthur
2K Followers 1K Following Published journalist, competitive eater, tenured professor.
Steve Schmidt @SteveSchmidtSES
1.4M Followers 235 Following
Django Gold @django
21K Followers 1K Following comedic entity // formerly for Colbert, the Onion // watch BAG OF TRICKS, link below
todd levin @toddlevin
25K Followers 1K Following Writer (CONAN, Let's Be Real, Triumph HULU Election Specials, New Yorker, NYT). Be funny comma when you can period
MeidasTouch @MeidasTouch
1.4M Followers 2K Following The official account of the MeidasTouch Network. Unapologetically pro-democracy.
The Lincoln Project @ProjectLincoln
2.8M Followers 1K Following "You cannot escape the responsibility of tomorrow by evading it today.” – Abraham Lincoln 🏴☠️ | Home of #TheBreakdown and LP Podcast
Josh Comers @joshcomers
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Brent Terhune in Ashv... @BrentTerhune
345K Followers 4K Following Comedian. The Field Trip and They're Coming to Get You podcasts.
Sarah Cooper @sarahcpr
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Eric Martin @MrEricMartin
17K Followers 649 Following Writer/Exec Producer - LOKI. I prefer unattractive people.
Jerry Seinfeld @JerrySeinfeld
3.7M Followers 114 Following The Comedians In Cars Getting Coffee Book is available now!
Michael Ian Black @michaelianblack
1.6M Followers 755 Following 9 years in the NFL. 2 rings. #9years2rings
Mike Drucker @MikeDrucker
182K Followers 5K Following Emmy-nominated writer and comedian. My book, GOOD GAME; NO REMATCH available now. Newsletter: https://t.co/9mOMgDv353 Email: mikedruckerisdead @ gmail .com
lauren caltagirone @MrsRupertPupkin
45K Followers 438 Following I live in a hovel! And you live in a townhouse! I can't believe this girl!
David Spade @DavidSpade
2.5M Followers 64 Following This is the real, official David Spade. Any other accounts are fake. @busboysmovie @flyonthewallpod
Ben Schwartz @rejectedjokes
1.1M Followers 844 Following 2026 Ben Schwartz & Friends Improv tour is up and running. Get tix using the link below. The Earliest Show TV series is coming soon. Sonic 4 premieres 3/19/27.
guterman @danguterman
29K Followers 2K Following Carol & The End Of The World, Rick & Morty, Colbert Report, At Home with Amy Sedaris, Community, The Onion (Head Writer)
Jacy Catlin @ieatanddrink
36K Followers 317 Following Clickhole staff writer. ex-Comedy Central, NBC, Playboy, The Onion. My house burned down.
fuckinsays @JeffFuckinSays
1K Followers 119 Following
GLP-Diddy @mattytalks
32K Followers 906 Following I look at you and feel the same, could you forgive me for that pain
Fun_Beard @Fun_Beard
12K Followers 700 Following My beard has sparkles in it. Do you like sparkles? I like sparkles.
Little Greenis @DurtMcHurtt
22K Followers 2K Following https://t.co/HREAfSgLSJ https://t.co/RXZ32W17IY geriatric millennial
Abbie @AbbieEvansXO
16K Followers 430 Following Writer of queer fantasy. In lieu of dick pics please send dog pics.
Charlene deGuzman @charstarlene
34K Followers 490 Following all i ever wanna talk about is pro wrestling
lauren ashley bishop @sbellelauren
47K Followers 1K Following comedy writer. comedy performer. mother of all dogs. AR native. @sbellelauren on threads, IG, and tiktok. also https://t.co/oZPcpNvYbG
chuuch @ch000ch
175K Followers 421 Following
Bob Vulfov @bobvulfov
59K Followers 685 Following i was gonna be a great athlete but then mcdonald's came out with the dollar menu
mike ginn @shutupmikeginn
186K Followers 1K Following writer/producer/poster DM for a photo of my most recent meal
The ARISTOCRATS! @AristocratsFilm
3K Followers 2K Following OFFICIAL. #TheAristocrats is a docu film about the famous dirty joke of the same name. It was conceived & produced by comedians @PennJillette & @PaulProvenza.
Terri O'Leary @TerriO_Leary
600 Followers 71 Following Immigrant. Irish-American. I just want to be outdoors with my dogs. Dogs don’t send calendars invites for “a quick sync”.
George Conway ⚖️�... @gtconway3d
2.3M Followers 3K Following Recovering lawyer | Owned by a Pembroke Welsh Corgi | Co-founder, @TheMarquePAC | Host, Psycho Politics podcast, and contributor, @BulwarkOnline | SubstackerYou might like
