holyscheisse @_holyscheisse
Navy vet, sports junkie & sarcasm enthusiast. Joined July 2009-
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Gentlemen, take notes. This is how you handle the snow ✍️💯 (Via @bevboysgolf)
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Dads can really do anything 🤣
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We don’t know Brian Schottenheimer will be a failure any more than we know Ben Johnson will be a success. Coaching hires are weird & hard to predict. Few people thought highly of Dan Campbell in 2021 etc etc etc. We do know that it REEKS of bad process to fart around for eight days with a head coach who needs a new contract, fail to retain him after missing an interview window for coveted candidates, bring in two former head coaches who are not in high demand, one outside assistant you already have a relationship with and *then* choose the guy down the hall who a) is not drawing interest elsewhere b) has not been a head coach c) has not called plays for you and d) has had mixed results when he has called an offense in the past. It’s not to say Schottenheimer can’t be a success, or that he’s not a good dude. Just that the process of getting to him feels neither thorough nor inventive, which doesn’t (and shouldn’t) inspire confidence. Especially since the people running this process would have you believe this is a desirable job.
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Olive Garden breadsticks are white people catnip
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Probably gonna get a lot of $h!t for this. @LeadFromBehind
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Delete Facebook ? …. Fuck I need my fake news and peach cobbler recipes.
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These Eagles fans are insane
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I'm envious of all the spare time that people have by typing "bout" instead of "about".
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Don't accidentally make eye contact with your dog while you're eating. It's a trap.
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you’ve heard of elf on the shelf but are you ready for
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Asdrubal Cabrera just knocked the living shit out of the batter that pimped a homer off of his pitcher. WINTER LEAGUE IS CHAOS @Starting9
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USC-UCLA had one of the greatest security tackles of all time
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