alison ashfield @aliash
Primary teacher. Learner . Likes frivolity and pedagogy. england Joined February 2009-
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At uni I was once so hungover I couldn’t find a clean cup I had to drink out the kettle
uni student life
i dont know how many more "model is 6'2" wearing a size M" i have left in me
It’s all over. World Cup over , Wimbledon over. Nothing to distract you but the terrifying reality of your own thoughts now. Never mind, it’ll be autumn soon where everything dies.
Christ how powerful is Camilla’s fan ! #wimbledon #Fery
At what point were they supposed to tell us our blood type btw
Is this the first time the UK’s been looking for a new Prime Minister, James Bond and Doctor Who at the same time
Do you reckon when we die and go to meet our maker, he will finally at long last reveal the secret of what exactly the point of a Sparks card is?
“There’s an AI tool for that” Ok? Well there’s probably an Ed Sheeran song for it too who gives a fuck
He's the first person voted off Strictly in 2030.
Me realizing that if you replace the "W" in "What", "Where", "When" with a "T" you will answer the questions
Congratulations to Sebastian Sawe for running the entire London Marathon in less time than it took Russell Brand to tell @piersmorgan his favourite Bible verse.
Soft launching that I want to get off the phone by saying “Alright well…”
first in my bloodline to stay up till 4am for a world war just to see it get postponed like a monday meeting
I ask for Coke and they tell me they don’t have any
can someone please help me, i’m still at the fyre festival.
every thriller book is called “the other woman never lied.” every feminist book is called “doggystyle: outbursts.” every lit-fic book is called “the 14 delightful fortnights of dorothy dopple.” and every romantasy book is called “flood of bones” or “a court of scars and blades.”
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