ally hawkins @ally_hawkz
fan page, not affiliated with the real ally hawkins rattlesnakes.org new, but not improved Joined June 2021-
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if raccoons knew how to smoke cigarettes , they would
Her eyes were Gatorade blue.
Pls don’t try to get to know me i am better as a concept
Just as I suspected. Not a single track from Taylor Swift in Cantonese
i’ve vaped in places you couldn’t even imagine
“is this a joke to you” unfortunately everything is a little bit of a joke to me
I hate strangers. Who the fuck are you?
hello sharks i’m asking for $48 so i can do a hostile take over of a dive bars’ touchtunes
it’s so hard to find an exorcist my insurance actually covers
Sorry if I was weird and off putting . I have no excuse
accidentally started the mini crossword when i wasn’t in the right headspace :/
yk life is hard when a girl doesn’t have time to play sims anymore
crunch wrap for cutie
I’ll circle back with you after I consult the voices
she asked “what are we” i said we da best music
Can i come over and make no sense
boys go to Jupiter to eat more soup with her
hyperventilating after kissing because i have trouble breathing out of my nose
you are not running out of time, you’re 24 it’s already over
Felicity 😌 @Felicity__K2066
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128K Followers 1K Following writer, editor, marketing-er, sales-er◦ former editor at @funnyordie ◦ nehiyaw ◦ canadian ◦ any pronounsdo not mistake my bowtie spinning around for a sign of approval. the spinning was unrelated to your actions
if raccoons knew how to smoke cigarettes , they would
Oh no. The moon hit my eye like a big pizza pie
Peasants in medieval England
roommates are mad at me for ordering 1000 tons of steel to the apartment. sorry for not being obsessed with consumer goods and actually giving a shit about our productive forces
God inventing the duck: Give that waterproof chicken a kazoo
Me: Are Medusa’s pubes snakes too? Accountant: I meant questions about your tax return.
just like sylvia plath, i am aware. catastrophically aware.
I love women because they are either thinking about skincare or death
every single time i use my oven my i remember that story of the girl being over at a guy’s house and him baking something for her and saving “i hate this part” before sticking his bare hands in to pull it out