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Current occupation: cat cuddler / book reader Can't leave well enough alone. He/Him. Chicago, IL Joined June 2010

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edburmila.bsky.social @edburmila

5 years ago

Adding soil to a garden always makes it more interesting because it thickens the plot.

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Rachel @femaleredhead

5 years ago

pronouns? i’m actually anti-nouns. i hate people, places and things

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High Seas Science @RebeccaRHelm

5 years ago

There is a lot of uncertainty right now, and it's hard not to feel overwhelmed by it all. I made a thread of amazing ocean animals for you, because we all need a break sometimes ❤️

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Stunning: China adds an incredible 72GW of wind power in 2020, tripling its 2019 performance. Plus 48GW of solar That’s China installing renewables equivalent to 20% more than the UK’s entire installed generation capacity. In one year. renews.biz/65926/china-ad…

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5 years ago

This feels absolutely true

Jen Statsky @jenstatsky

5 years ago

This feels absolutely true

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5 years ago

What words *should* she have used? #wronganswersonly

Jake Tapper 🦅 @jaketapper

5 years ago

What words *should* she have used? #wronganswersonly

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GL DiVittorio @gldivittorio

5 years ago

I am trying so hard to keep a straight face in this UPS store right now

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Adam @adamgreattweet

5 years ago

LaCroix is like if flavor could socially distance from your tongue

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ADHDean @ADHDeanASL

5 years ago

My clueless friend sets up a naïvety scene every year

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Charles P. Pierce @CharlesPPierce

5 years ago

The Cleveland Grovers. That's my vote.

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5 years ago

We all realize that #Trump fired #Barr (or whatever) today just to bump the electoral college story from the top of the front page? Right? Like that's why they did it *today*

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floptimus prime ribᵀᴹ @FireBeets

5 years ago

"you're so thoughtful" i am far too full of thoughts yes

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5 years ago

Jesus...

Kelsey D. Atherton @AthertonKD

5 years ago

Jesus...

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edburmila.bsky.social @edburmila

5 years ago

I refuse to believe there's anyone left unmedicated after this year, like how are you out there barebacking reality right now.

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5 years ago

Can we stop with Merrick Garland? He was a *COMPROMISE* scotus pick. Leave him be as a federal judge washingtonpost.com/politics/biden…

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5 years ago

this is pretty hilarious

Jimmy Fallon @jimmyfallon

5 years ago

this is pretty hilarious

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5 years ago

Pro tip for #chicago folks... the only venomous #snake in the wild in our area is the Eastern Massasauga. It lives in wet prairies, bogs, and fields. It has a rattle. It looks like this: more info: www2.illinois.gov/dnr/education/…