Leader of CERN @cernlaboratory
A nesting doll of 12 Belarusian boys Joined July 2009-
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Daily Brain Workout: 2 sets of counting to ten. 2 sets of alphabet. 10 minutes of trying to spell restiront. Then list animals until failure
Slipping out of the electric chair cause I got so much lube on my ass
2024 trend: - “what it’s like to be me” playlists - first viral one is posted by an Amazon driver and other drivers agree that it captures their experience - people link to the playlists on their dating profile - AI makes a Bin Laden one that becomes the top playlist on Spotify
adopting Russian orphans and naming them Hittler - amazing
adopting Russian orphans and naming them Hittler - amazing
People assume b/c of my name, that I fit into a box of sorts. Meet my wife, who has lots in common with me. That's why we are great life partners. We both are passionate about what we believe, love family (we have 7 kids between us) and have fun in most things we do.
She had a parasitic twin removed from her back
Going to the local library to tell the little therapy horse my problems
Bout to be neck and neck with you mfers. Getting cosmetic height surgery next week
Infinite monkeys typing for infinite years sadly present their only finished work, not Hamlet but rather one Sheryl Crow song Me: Hey guys, this is still amazing
Gaslighting someone but in a positive way. Like gradually increasing the size of their necklace.
Out: mindfulness In: improving the quality of your obsessive ruminations
Bob Dylan is simultaneously the greatest songwriter of all time and has never written a song better than Stuck in the Middle With You by Stealers Wheel
Was it wrong to ask my bald plumber to put on a bussin toupee? He left
They should do to February what they did to Pluto. Little ass month
Someone stole my catalytic converter (that I had attached to my ass)
THE 1️⃣ST WORLDLE.. @AMERICAPRINCEE
4 Followers 85 Following THE USA,EUROPE STOLEN HUNDREDS OF TRILLIONS OF DOLLARS,INNOVATIONS,INVENTIONS,HOLDING ME PRISONER IN AMERICA SINCE OCTOBER 17,2019 IM HATED FOR SAVING THE EARTH
Kasstle The Patriot @KiessJeannie
2K Followers 7K Following $KasstleK **Investigator of rabbit🐇 holes** ☦︎︎ ᘜOᗪ, ᖴᗩᗰIᒪY & ᙀSᗩ🇺🇸🇮🇱 Right to Life✬𝟷𝙰 & 𝟸𝙰✬ ❥VETS❥ ★𝙼𝙰𝙶𝙰★Looking 4 A good MAN NO Porn-❌NO DM
Jolie 🔞 @Jolie_A56
3 Followers 562 Following Unfоrgettablе allure thаt will lеаve уou сraving for morе
sub @wavetheorem
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Boris Khaykin @theBorisK
2K Followers 748 Following Comedian, sketch writer/director, Omelet flipper. From Odessa, Ukraine.
fera raquel @loritafera
8 Followers 479 Following
Colin Parent @ColinParent
10K Followers 9K Following Running for CA 79th Assembly District. Also: Councilmember @LaMesaCA, CEO & Gen Counsel for @CirculateSD. Personal account.⚡We can, we will!⚡
Avril @Avril44088479
205 Followers 3K Following
Ben Spangler @SPANGLair
62 Followers 69 Following SEO/Digital Marketing VP, Pianist, Chicago Lover, Joined in 2011, Didn’t participate until 2021
mattereaterlad @mattereaterlad
342 Followers 4K Following He/Him Ally 🇺🇸🇮🇪🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈🇺🇦 A Bachelor of The Finest Arts. From a long line of suspicious people.
GammaMRI @gammamri
381 Followers 3K Following Twitter account of the #H2020 #FETOpen #GammaMRI project. Funded from the European Union´s Horizon 2020 R&I Programme under Grant Agreement number 964644. 🇪🇺
Trillionaires @RMMNOOEAA
247 Followers 5K Following
Rona Mona @RonaMona5
1 Followers 113 Following hate talking about me its too complicated and cant focus on just one thing, but i can talk about others easily, but me...nah, ill leave that for others to judge
Ahmad Mujtaba @Ahmaduetian007
53 Followers 395 Following "Official Campus Ambassador at International MUN" Be somebody who make everybody feel like a somebody
not it @worstbatman
155 Followers 1K Following one time I was asked to leave a party for playing a Swell Maps tape
Allen Mhagama @MhagamaAllen
2 Followers 1K Following A Physics Trainer and Researcher. Specialized in Nuclear Science Technology and Applications. Works at the University of Dodoma Tanzania
Zainal Abidin @zaina1abidin
354 Followers 5K Following Teacher of Physics of the SMAN 3 Bandar Lampung, Jl. Khairil Anwar 30 Bandar Lampung, Lampung-Indonesia 35116. 🇲🇨
Should you read befor.. @SYRBYD
421 Followers 612 Following Hosted by @JoshAnish, this book pod helps folks read the best books before they die, and skip the ones that are a waste of time.
Sreeraj R Nair @RSreerajrnair7
535 Followers 2K Following Concluding my so far anticipation for Love, Respect, Money from others by which shall be afford fame. Insofar as I am Barking Up The Wrong Tree.
Chris Wallace @notthatbiggie
114 Followers 381 Following General professional. Sex toy advocate. He/him/ y’all/dude
Audrie van Veen @audrievv
2K Followers 5K Following Makes reading about the EU fun again as The Europeanologist. Director Strategic Partnerships @eschercloud. *photo*foodie*ex-Parisienne* @europeanologist
Tony @Tony69733378
227 Followers 1K Following God🙏,family,conservative,exposing the truth ,no bitcoin bs,proud to be an American 💥🇺🇸💥#SaveOurChildren
fish @Peopleonfires
849 Followers 5K Following strange queer meat, Denver based @peoplonfires.bsky.social you're going to regret following me \o/ automatically block blue checks, sorry if you got caught up
Jenny Lew @jenny_bish
17 Followers 454 Following
le chavargo @Regulationange1
55 Followers 2K Following The Perfect account to show your parents when you want a duck 🦆
grafh @grafh411981
8 Followers 4K Following
Emmanuel Spamer @EmmanuelSpamer
1K Followers 5K Following Former lawyer. Wandering the earth. Hopeful romantic. Lovable rogue. Mostly gruntled.
Raj Redij-Gill @clayduck
502 Followers 1K Following Digital marketeer helping brands connect to audiences through technology, data & inventory. Infrequent ramblings on the digital landscape.
samuel uhuru @uhuru_samuel
2 Followers 59 Following
Michael Moon @Michael15692558
58 Followers 2K Following So Cal 🍊 Earth’s Freedom Fighter 🌎 Animal’s Ally of Justice 🦒 Atheist’s Insurrector ⚛️ Science’s Revolutionary 🧪 Mother Nature’s Crusader 🌲
I also follow every a.. @also_every
21 Followers 574 Following
Cao Hữu Hân @caohuuhan
132 Followers 4K Following I am a Civil Engineer of 64 years old,married,with two sons, 21 and 19 years old ;my wife is a programmer, an Admin, skillful in Excel VBA and C++....
HONEY BADGER @honeybadgerfull
9 Followers 388 Following
Make Me Like It @MakeMeLikeIt1
399 Followers 3K Following Make Me Like It is Kelly Hudson and Dan Klein's podcast on @Headgum. Come listen to their funniest friends try and convince them to like the stuff they like!
Alisa @Leadleds__com
2K Followers 4K Following ♛Light solutions for home, business, vehicle, safety (#lifestyle #decoration #personality #homeimprovement #signs #lamps) Online shop👉 https://t.co/O3JBS1635L
Caroline Vernon @carolinemvernon
3K Followers 5K Following Practice Leader @ INTOO | Executive Leadership Development | HR | Career Management | Talent Management | People Development | Advisor | Kindness Curator |
winamp_user2 @nah_wave
124 Followers 3K Following sucking down peppermint schnapps and trying to call morocco at two in the morning.
Charles Murray @charlesmurray
127K Followers 303 Following Husband, father, social scientist, writer, Madisonian. Or maybe right-wing ideologue, pseudoscientist, evil. Opinions differ.
i/o wire service @iowireservice
10K Followers 1 Following This is where I repost interesting stuff I come across on X. Reposts don't necessarily mean agreement. Home of 'Retard Index.' My main account is @eyeslasho.
▲ friendly ambitiou.. @FANswitchboard
2K Followers 3 Following focus on what you want to see more of. practice good reply game. do 100 thing. inhabit questions. introduce the best people you know to each other. 🔥
Fake History Hunter @fakehistoryhunt
273K Followers 4K Following I hunt fake history and correct it, but also post amazing real history stuff. Rude, obscene, vulgar, racist people who can't act like grown-ups get blocked.
Visakan Veerasamy @visakanv
84K Followers 2K Following Focus on what you want to see more of. 💪🏾❤️🔥 buy my ebooks ▲ FRIENDLY AMBITIOUS NERD ▲ (https://t.co/ilqQnEHlZ1) and ꩜ INTROSPECT ꩜ (https://t.co/K7oSiNnI2C)
Rowan Cheung @rowancheung
497K Followers 377 Following Founder @therundownai. Sharing the latest developments in the world of artificial intelligence.
Greg ⏹️ Colbourn @gcolbourn
1K Followers 620 Following AI Notkilleveryoneist: AGI development must be stopped. Founder, CEEALAR (EA Hotel).
PauseAI ⏸ @PauseAI
3K Followers 696 Following Community of volunteers who work together to mitigate the risks of AI. We want to internationally pause the development of superhuman AI until it's safe.
Remmelt Ellen🛑 on .. @RemmeltE
2K Followers 965 Following Used to be in EA, then saw the overreach. Stop Big Tech that - launder our data - dehumanise workers - lobby for unsafe uses - pollute with compute #TeamHuman
Robin Hanson @robinhanson
90K Followers 657 Following Let’s skip witty repartee & discuss fundamental questions. Views are mine, not GMU’s or Virginia’s. Books: https://t.co/hpZgEm5DBI, https://t.co/iFs9C3J2Ek
renji the synthetic d.. @brickroad7
8K Followers 3K Following AI Optimist. Empiricist, not "rationalist". Anti world government.
𝐊𝐞𝐫𝐫𝐲 .. @KerryLVaughan
2K Followers 727 Following
StealThisSingularity @StealThisSingul
3K Followers 3K Following hee/hee/hee R.U. Sirius.. writer, editor & vocalist/lyricist. MONDO 2000, R.U. Sirius Show, MONDO Vanilli, R.U. Sirius w. various musicians
Beff Jezos — e/acc .. @BasedBeffJezos
102K Followers 2K Following chief accelerator & founder @ e/acc // thermodynamic priest // Kardashev gradient climber // memetic warlord // building @extropic_ai
Martin Glusker @GluskerMartin
263 Followers 703 Following trying to do good by electing Democrats and giving away 10% of my income with @givingwhatwecan
Andy Matuschak @andy_matuschak
56K Followers 2K Following More wonder, more insight, more expression, more joy! Independent researcher; currently exploring tools that augment human memory and attention.
Robert Wiblin @robertwiblin
34K Followers 643 Following Exploring the inviolate sphere of ideas one interview at a time: https://t.co/2YMw00bkIQ
davidad 🎇 @davidad
13K Followers 7K Following Programme Director @ARIA_research | accelerate mathematical modelling with AI and categorical systems theory » build safe transformative AI » cancel heat death
Dan Hendrycks @DanHendrycks
17K Followers 81 Following • Director of the Center for AI Safety (https://t.co/ahs3LYCpqv) • GELU/ImageNet-C/MMLU/safety groundwork • PhD in AI from UC Berkeley https://t.co/rgXHAnYAsQ https://t.co/YtGtDh1aAV
near @nearcyan
46K Followers 882 Following https://t.co/IdaJwZJCXm partner @ https://t.co/9g1MIgjiqc dms open
AI Notkilleveryoneism.. @AISafetyMemes
33K Followers 799 Following Techno-optimist, but AGI is not like the other technologies. Step 1: make memes. Step 2: ??? Step 3: lower p(doom)
Ari Schulman @AriSchulman
9K Followers 735 Following Editor @tnajournal ~ The mundane, observed, became the romantic ~ The trouble with science: https://t.co/wtvcg6JH8Y
Pete Mandik @petemandik
6K Followers 1K Following Freestanding utility protein. https://t.co/apJUV1Do1J
Coase’s Ghost 🏴�.. @GhostCoase
1K Followers 634 Following "literally the prettiest philosophy bro I've ever seen." - @java_warrior Centrifugal, in many respects.
Claire PhDD @ClaireFosterPHD
57K Followers 663 Following 🐱 Anti-Extremist | Maoist Centrist | Board certified Astrologist | IQ 169 | Clinton/Harris 2024.
Centrist 🤝Madness @CentristMadness
5K Followers 5K Following the center-left of the left. wine. brunch. Triplexes. a podcast. “Great!” — Senator Martin Heinrich https://t.co/Xgqo6CB2Yu
fluent in fartgasm @suicidepussy
23K Followers 716 Following clumsily using chopsticks to eat kids menu tendies& french fries at Chinese restaurant & making gagging barf noises every time my date takes a bite of her sushi
Caity Weaver @caityweaver
78K Followers 280 Following
Josh Barro @jbarro
285K Followers 2K Following I write a newsletter (at https://t.co/ZoyMCO4aN5), I host the Very Serious podcast, & I co-host https://t.co/UzPB0fX8QJ w/ @popehat Email josh at joshbarro dot com
Borscht the T is sile.. @InternetHippo
343K Followers 277 Following
Jack Bensinger @JackBensinger
36K Followers 685 Following
jake @jakebrodes
38K Followers 1K Following lord I dont have to do a goddamn thing but sit around and wait to die. @drunkuncleatx. the other guy from @pendejotime
Dan White @atdanwhite
155K Followers 2K Following comedy writer | reps: Framework Entertainment | I perform weekly on @improvisdead
Daniel Kibblesmith @kibblesmith
98K Followers 6K Following Writer; Television, Comic Books, Book Books. Married to Jennifer Wright. Dad.
Oliver Traldi @olivertraldi
27K Followers 5K Following Political Beliefs https://t.co/vHjAiR9xI1 @MadisonProgram @Princeton @Philosophy_ND
What do we think boys
Got a haircut appointment at JC Penney’s tomorrow. If you haven’t yet, follow my page to stay in the loop.
this is honestly the only piece of advice i can 100% stand behind but you won't regret taking it
one piece of advice i can give to young followers: attend every wedding you're invited to. never say no
@UtilityLimb @hotbrainland genuinely never thought i’d see a new utilitylimb tweet ever again in my life
I’m no longer sorry. This is actually the only good thing I’ve ever made.
@_ryanruby_ Just as conservatives only know one MLK speech (I have a dream) Leftists only know one MLK piece as well (letter from a Birmingham jail) and both will bend their favorite quote to fit the specifics of whatever cause they believe in.
It might resolve some of the conceptual confusion over the diet & exercise vs Ozempic debate to understand that "diet and exercise" isn't comparable as a medical intervention. *Telling patients to diet and exercise* is the comparable intervention. And that intervention fails.
@NateSilver538 For low-income students like myself, Harvard is cheaper to attend than a state school. For any family that isn’t earning over $150k, your argument is invalid.
Hate to break it to you guys, but the only reason Maher got hired is that she’s great at raising money. Why rich people & the elite administrators of their foundations value incoherent, emancipation-coded babble delivered by a confident hottie is a different question.
Katherine Maher: I'm pro-censorship, anti-First Amendment, anti-truth, anti-white, and anti-"free and open" internet. NPR: She's perfect. Let's make her CEO.
@pastorspomer good job thinking outside of the box inside of the box
I believe the proper response to this is "get their asses."
“households and individuals enjoying excess housing” is just the absolute grimmest thing I have ever heard. insane to be so allergic to the concept of building new housing
💥New! The cross-party consensus that the way to tackle the housing crisis is to build more homes isn’t working. Instead, we should be pursuing innovative policies that make efficient use of the existing housing stock. blogs.lse.ac.uk/politicsandpol…
Hahahahahaha this rules. If I was famous I would do this all the time. Best part is where he tricks people into thinking he’s going to play his most famous song and then stomps off the stage like a boss hahahahahaha
Is it because they care about a trailblazing progressive Latina legal mind getting her due respect?
@bendreyfuss I remember liking Fahrenheit 9/11 when I was like 11 years old
you’d be smiling too if you were immortal
This is why people don’t go to the movies anymore
We’re back! (American society’s self-correcting mechanisms are more robust than many conservatives fear or at least claim to fear)
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