TRiXiE @charliebauer_
awkward in real life and online. I like my bf lots. Joined March 2012-
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"I'll order, but not before you answer these 88 riddles." -the car ahead of me, apparently.
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If you can't take the heat get out of my Pontiac Sunfire. No, you gotta roll the window down. The handle only works on the outside.
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Asking me if I want more wine is like asking me if I want more money or sex.
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My Ideal first date is Bong rips & Mario Kart.
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Sext: Never mind. I did it myself.
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If you scrape your teeth against your fork while you eat, you deserve a fate worse than death.
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I don't even get head from my beer. Because I pour that shit like a boss. But seriously though, so alone.
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if you're not sad then I am confused by you
Punching walls is much more dramatic when you don't hit a stud...
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#Aries always seem to be battling with themselves over some inner issue. In the end this only makes them stronger though.
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