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Jimmy Carter won't just be going to heaven. He'll be going home. He built heaven himself in 1989, at no cost to the owner.
Elon, we are happy to unblock you and read your tweets. Just pay us 8 bucks a month.
Hey, kids! It's your old buddy Steve King telling you that if they ban a book in your school, haul your ass to the nearest bookstore or library ASAP and find out what they don't want you to read.
Kevin McCarthy promised Lauren Boebert a brain, Jim Jordan a heart and Matt Gaetz courage, but they all said no and asked for cars, guns and crystal meth
We never had to deal with this much chaos when George Santos was Speaker.
Any time I need a good internal chuckle and to restore my wavering faith in humanity, I remember how there was an online poll to name an official science vessel in the UK and the people came up with the magnificent: BOATY McBOATFACE. noc.ac.uk/education/educ…
🧵 #ElonFiles 1/6 Elon Musk is a Con Artist. Elon fears inevitable FBI arrest & wants you to believe it is because of the Twitter FBI files. But the pending DOJ / FBI arrest is for Tesla's Full Self-Driving Scam which is Exposed in this 🧵 Watch before Elon gets it deleted
Ok, I can’t not say it. HAPPY FESTIVUS, a festival for the rest of us. May your feats be strong and your grievances few.
People who have more issue with Meghan Markle than they do with Prince Andrew tells you everything you need to know about those people.
Yeah she can come back when the next CEO takes over at 7 AM
Yeah she can come back when the next CEO takes over at 7 AM
We are literally witnessing this guy shitting his own bed, pointing at us, and saying it's our fault
Musk tweeting while being led away by his Saudi owners still makes me lmao
Musk tweeting while being led away by his Saudi owners still makes me lmao https://t.co/obftlNcsPd
They say a picture is worth a thousand words …
Corporate profits surged to a record high of $2.1Tn in the 3rd quarter of this year, even as inflation continued to hurt consumers. Over the last 2 years, profits have ballooned more than an 80%, from ~$1.2Tn to more than $2Tn. Folks, this is what’s driving inflation.
I think I’ll leverage my Tesla stock and buy a scooter.
I think I’ll leverage my Tesla stock and buy a scooter.
Twitter has removed the UA two-letter country code for Ukraine from two-factor authentication. Ukraine has disappeared from Elon Musk’s virtual map of the world. The effect of this change is to reduce the presence of pro-Ukrainian, pro-democracy voices on this platform.
Interesting that so many of these attacks on Reich are illiterate Really, if you can't write the language you speak every day, is it likely you'll be intelligent ?
Interesting that so many of these attacks on Reich are illiterate Really, if you can't write the language you speak every day, is it likely you'll be intelligent ?
My statement on Kyrsten Sinema abandoning the Democratic Party gallegoforarizona.com/donate
@ColumbusCubs tonight at Halftime Tavern. @Cubs vs the dirty birds.
@Cubs still own Cleveland. Join Columbus Cubs fans at Halftime Tavern Wednesday night and show we also own Cbus.
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21 Followers 108 Following You have to think for yourself. It always amazes me how high-IQ people mindlessly imitate. I never get good ideas talking to other people.
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Nancy @EljaneCallao
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Naughty Dog @Naughty_Dog
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Nick Timiraos @NickTimiraos
324K Followers 112 Following Chief economics correspondent, The Wall Street Journal • Author, "Trillion Dollar Triage”
Michael McKee @mckonomy
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Nick Mason @nickmasondrums
159K Followers 258 Following Official twitter account of Nick Mason, Pink Floyd drummer - Portfolio includes @pinkfloyd @TenTenthsRacing @onealfredplace @britrow
Steve Stone @stevestone
80K Followers 39 Following The OFFICIAL Twitter page for Chicago White Sox Color Analyst Steve Stone.
Jose Canseco @JoseCanseco
506K Followers 31K Following 6x All-Star | 4x Silver Slugger | 2x WS Champion Business: [email protected]
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55K Followers 2K Following Proud Founder + Mother. Humbled Contributor: Bloomberg, CNBC, YahooFinance... Curious Cross-Asset Analyst. Persistent Trader on Chase, Swing + Trend Timeframes.
Neil Druckmann @Neil_Druckmann
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Matt Bush @batmush14
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David Gilmour @davidgilmour
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GameSpot @GameSpot
5.9M Followers 749 Following Official @GameSpot💥 account. Follow for video game & entertainment news, & livestreams! For deals on games, consoles, hardware, and more follow @GameSpotDeals.
Mark Ruffalo @MarkRuffalo
8.2M Followers 2K Following A husband, father, actor, director, & a climate justice advocate with an eye out for a better, brighter, cleaner, & more hopeful future for all of us.
John Krasinski @johnkrasinski
2.6M Followers 155 Following What if everything you believed as a kid… was real?! IF only in theaters May 2024! @IFmovie
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(((Jew))) @JoshMalina
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Richard Schiff @Richard_Schiff
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Hugh Laurie @hughlaurie
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Jon Lovett @jonlovett
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Tommy Vietor @TVietor08
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Monica Lewinsky (she/.. @MonicaLewinsky
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Alf @MacroAlf
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Conks @concodanomics
134K Followers 1K Following Global market mechanics. Male. STIR & market plumbing enjoyer. Serious works can be found via https://t.co/s5n2gkwveT. Writing a (hand)book. Not financial advice.
Sportsmans Connection @SportsmansConn
4K Followers 838 Following Small Family Business that has been Mapping the Outdoors since 1992. We pride ourselves in only producing products made right here in the USA. 🇺🇸
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@brendan_cubs Amen. Just add bring back Pedro Strop and you have beautiful list.
how fucked up is this: some Texas dipshit was firing his AR-15 into the air and his neighbors asked him to please stop and so he shot them all dead on the spot. four adults. one child. what the fuck. this is why the rest of the world thinks we've lost our fucking minds
Hey. Relax. We have a secret plan to fight inflation.
hard to believe that the network that lied about Hillary Clinton and lied about covid and lied about Seth Rich and lied about Hunter Biden and lied about just about everything else would lie about a presidential election. how the fuck did we Nazi this coming
Jimmy Carter won't just be going to heaven. He'll be going home. He built heaven himself in 1989, at no cost to the owner.
Just in: at a committee meeting Marjorie Taylor Greene began shrieking, "WHO IS THIS JERRY MANDER PERSON? WHY HASN'T HE BEEN CALLED TO TESTIFY?"
jesus christ what happens to this dog on friday
A big thanks to @BenAffleck for letting me and my Kristy McNichol bang hang spend some time in his great movie. #AIRMovie @airmovie Exclusively in theaters April 5, 2023.
"That's no balloon.... it's a space station!"
It’s amazing to see how @DrOz continues to fight for the working people of Pennsylvania. And how much time he continues to spend there. He really meant it.
Hey, kids! It's your old buddy Steve King telling you that if they ban a book in your school, haul your ass to the nearest bookstore or library ASAP and find out what they don't want you to read.
so it begins. Bless you @roseaiello2 for holding down the fort and keeping the home fires burning. Miss you, Dylan and our beautiful dogs, so much. Beyond grateful, beautiful Amy. Off to play in greatest band in the land. let’s rock. @SpringNuts_ @springsteen
Whoever filled out a cougar sighting report and wrote "your mother" under the description drop your @ we just want to talk
Kevin McCarthy promised Lauren Boebert a brain, Jim Jordan a heart and Matt Gaetz courage, but they all said no and asked for cars, guns and crystal meth
We desperately need a couple of boring years.
Darth Sidious and Padmé Amidalawere very discreet during their affair, but they always slyly signed the hotel register "MR. & MRS. SITH".
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