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Technologist, rationalist, raconteur, creative scribbler, neurotypical, and linear progressive time traveler. SIGUCCS Taco Liaison. He/him/dino. danheretic.com Between worlds, currently Joined November 2008-
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Sending this out on behalf of my son, who was in an awful car crash. He is recovering but could use some help. gofundme.com/f/josh-recover…
I went back to a 3-year-old presentation and realized I spelled "perfectionism" wrong.
I never adjust the oven clock. I think it’s important to hear both sides
They should make The Last of Us, but it’s the dinosaurs fighting for their lives after the asteroid hit. There will need to be a gay episode as well.
At the Pageant theater #STL for Welcome To Night Vale: The Haunting Of Night Vale! #nightvale #welcometonightvale
Before i agree to 2023 i need to see the terms and conditions.
Tempting. Very tempting. Ars Technica: This year’s ugly Microsoft sweater has a suggestion for you: It’s Clippy. arstechnica.com/gadgets/2022/1…
These guys sit behind me and keep me company while I'm at work. Skeletal T-Rex (who goes by Ryan) is trying to convince me he's a vegetarian. I'm not buying it. #dinovember
I want my obituary to read that I died of mysterious causes (at the hands of a Bigfoot).
I just took a walk. Mormon missionaries ran across the street to follow me, shouting until I got off the phone. Dudes were not prepared for me. Dude 1: "Have you ever seen anyone dressed like us?" Me: "Yeah. Wow. Missionaries? Are you okay?" Dude 1: "Yes? o_o Why do you ask?"
I wonder if, when we eat peanut butter, our stomachs think, "Wow, you masticated those peanuts really well!"
"Can't wait to use my new Corelle dishes!" is something young Dan never anticipated saying in his lifetime.
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Sometimes I think the most powerful force in the human personality is not love, but rationalization. We can manipulate our reality with this power, from top to bottom, in ways as small as what we eat for lunch and as large as genocide.
Like any rational human, I've dreamed my entire life of working with the Muppets - so you can imagine how thrilled I was to make an appearance in @Muppets_Mayhem (all episodes streaming right now on @DisneyPlus!)
You think the coronation was grand? You should see us install a chancellor!
don't let anyone pressure you out of ordering chicken tenders and fries at a restaurant, you are valid
Me: He's crowning! King Charles: please don't say it like that.
is that a wheel of brie under your shirt or are you just happy to see me
Introducing Blue Rhino Barbecue Sauce-Flavored Propane! Now you can skip the sauce and still enjoy that bold #barbecue flavor. The sauce is infused in every tank, and it even makes the tank a little sticky! Available in Hickory, Garlic, and Spicy flavors. #NewProduct #AprilFools
My smoochability is canon. nationalgeographic.com/premium/articl…
So apparently they don’t want you breakdancing in the malls anymore.
What kind of vampire wears silky dresses and lacy undies? Dragula.
Therapist: so... that's not a metaphor? you literally live in a maze? Minotaur: well yeah, I- wait is that bad? why are you writing
I never adjust the oven clock. I think it’s important to hear both sides
If at least one kid didn't spill an entire plate of spaghetti on the floor, was it even a family dinner?
*playing a California Raisins record for a friend* Pretty good right? These are raisins playing all the instruments