David @david_h0s
NGL, this is 90% puns and food posts. England, United Kingdom Joined August 2011-
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What I look like when I’m telling my co workers “No thanks, I’m an adult”, when they try and suggest standing in a queue for an hour for some pizza.
What I look like when I’m telling my co workers “No thanks, I’m an adult”, when they try and suggest standing in a queue for an hour for some pizza. https://t.co/6vbXuceyCd
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Gold rush shovel and axe salesman would like 50% margins please.
Gold rush shovel and axe salesman would like 50% margins please.
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Logging onto Twitter a week after they cure autism
Many people ignore the very real risk AI creates less productivity for people through endless slop, scams, and distractions.
Many people ignore the very real risk AI creates less productivity for people through endless slop, scams, and distractions.
Many people think one of the reasons aliens have not contacted us because they are waiting for society to progress far enough. Looks like it will be another couple of decades folks.
Many people think one of the reasons aliens have not contacted us because they are waiting for society to progress far enough. Looks like it will be another couple of decades folks.
Happy Sunday all. Time to get the meat sweats on.
You will get an email like this from your IT department, and they’ll make you do 3hrs of training if you click the link.
You will get an email like this from your IT department, and they’ll make you do 3hrs of training if you click the link.
How people look at me when I make memes on a commuter train.
How people look at me when I make memes on a commuter train.
Current state of British politics.
Current state of British politics. https://t.co/oGjcnWOCsV
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Nominative Determinism strikes again
Nominative Determinism strikes again
“Well Ms England 2025, did you know I used to be a judge on Miss USA”
Rodney Dangerfield instantly improves any film.
Rodney Dangerfield instantly improves any film.
👇 This is my niche, make this happen.
👇 This is my niche, make this happen. https://t.co/RpO5EHkWw8
Winning.
Winning. https://t.co/HGmtGEe3EX
Money really does grow on trees.
Money really does grow on trees. https://t.co/y33NPCJmg3
This is a hypothetical?
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