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drazz @drazz

I play games and music and with words; I make websites and videos and dinner. Austin, TX Joined September 2008
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Paul @bingowings14

10 years ago

I'm sorry that I upset you by saying you looked as good as a hole in the ground. I meant well.

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Nicholas C. Zakas @slicknet

10 years ago

Nothing says customer service like emails from noreply@

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Josh Gondelman @joshgondelman

10 years ago

Our kids won't even understand the game "Telephone." They'll play "Text Message" where you get the words right but misinterpret the tone.

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drazz @drazz

10 years ago

Awoke from a nightmare that I’d lost my phone. C’mon, brain, that’s just not fair.

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drazz @drazz

10 years ago

Is this testing whether I'm a replicant or a super freak, Mr. Captcha?

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drazz @drazz

11 years ago

Feature request for Siri in iOS 9: When the first word she hears is “oops”, she quietly goes away. …And feels a little bit unappreciated.

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drazz @drazz

11 years ago

It's only a matter of time before the preschoolers overpower us and make "more better" valid English.

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chelsea anét @chelseaanet

12 years ago

I hope during my eulogy someone talks about what an incredible parallel parker I was.

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Tim O'Brien @TimOBrien

12 years ago

“@micahgoulart: Hands down the best photo ever taken at a dog show. ”

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drazz @drazz

12 years ago

Google Earth, fighting the good fight by acknowledging Eudora existed once.

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drazz @drazz

12 years ago

"SouthBy is rough; the city is overrun with out of towners." Once again: I'm from New York City. You have no idea how bad it can get. #SXSW

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Josh Gondelman @joshgondelman

12 years ago

Area Man Doesn't Read Onion Article But Gets Gist From The Headline

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12 years ago

*squint*

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drazz @drazz

12 years ago

#FF "@Vice_Is_Hip: We took LSD and talked breakbeat with Beirut's angriest barber"

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drazz @drazz

12 years ago

I'd really like some good cheese. Is there a phone that dispenses tasty, room-temperature cheese? Get on that, @tim_cook.

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guillotease @eclectrica

12 years ago

What

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drazz @drazz

12 years ago

So very #NewAesthetic: @RockstarGames has produced a real Banshee to promote #GTAV facebook.com/media/set/?set… Explodes when flipped over, sadly

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Kevin Farzad @KevinFarzad

12 years ago

Only 90s kids will remember this! *enjoys something without documenting it on social media*

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drazz @drazz

12 years ago

I just heard an unusual, yet distantly familiar sound. Turns out it was someone using a pencil eraser and wiping her page clean.

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