no sir i dont like it @drinkofwater
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I’ve been singing this for 3 days straight.
He won but what' the cost
You’re either unvaccinated or unverified. Never both
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today, after almost 2 years of leaving a yam on the walmart customer service desk nearly every week, i was approached by 2 managers who cornered me as i was headed to checkout. without any other introduction, they looked me in the eyes and whispered …. “why yams…” (1/5)
today, after almost 2 years of leaving a yam on the walmart customer service desk nearly every week, i was approached by 2 managers who cornered me as i was headed to checkout. without any other introduction, they looked me in the eyes and whispered …. “why yams…” (1/5) https://t.co/6sIu14chdP
Me: Can you draw a very normal image? ChatGPT: Here is a very normal image depicting a tranquil suburban street scene during the daytime. Me: Not bad, but can you go more normal than that? (cont.)
.@CaytonHolland's new special, 'Wallpaper', is out today for purchase on our website! It premieres on YouTube on 1/18, but if you want to watch now, go here → bit.ly/800ACHWallpape…
Thrilled beyond belief my first one-hour special (you know, filmed ) is out now! For purchase. Free to the world on 1/18, but buy it now and help offset the costs! Do the right thing! For real, this is the best thing I've ever put out, and I'm so proud. Many thanks to @800pgm!
Thrilled beyond belief my first one-hour special (you know, filmed ) is out now! For purchase. Free to the world on 1/18, but buy it now and help offset the costs! Do the right thing! For real, this is the best thing I've ever put out, and I'm so proud. Many thanks to @800pgm!
Happy Thanksgiving!
No cheating. You last saved celeb photo is your therapist. Who is it?
No cheating. You last saved celeb photo is your therapist. Who is it? https://t.co/eCnF82pVxk
No sir I don’t like it
Watch Timothy Chalamet destroy Woody Harrelson
Watch Timothy Chalamet destroy Woody Harrelson
Yo, Hollywood. Encino Woman. When. Fuckers.
Just discovered the racist cartoon guy blocked me
The roles have reversed
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As a Jewish man I am just so utterly revolted by my fellow Jews and non Jews alike crying antisemitism in the face of any criticism of Israel and manipulating every conversation into the semantics of how you’re leveling said criticism and then, in the face-
@TheWapplehouse Guess Dad was driving in the wrong hood
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I’ve been singing this for 3 days straight.
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America has a chance to make the funniest thing happen
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Wtf man
BREAKING: Ship collides with Francis Scott Key Bridge in Baltimore, causing it to collapse
@drinkofwater been doing a looooooot of butt practice recently
doing a little learning this morning
breaks my heart to predict this movie will suck. not because the script will be bad or sandler's performance will be bad but because we simply do not live in the world that made the original so popular. that world is gone and we need to start figuring out what works in this one
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The contrast between these two images...
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Our money literally says "In God We Trust."
@DahliaRabbit1 @Steveohmygoodne @michaelianblack Christianity is not shoved down other peoples throats unlike the LGBTQ community they shove their ideologies and beliefs down our throats because they don’t feel safe or welcome and so they want to express themselves by trying to enforce their beliefs upon us(they feel oppressed)
@PetrolH23998448 @Steveohmygoodne @michaelianblack What's false about it bot account?
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