Rinkies Cher @filterfail
This is a twitter about a stupid girl. A girl who is so stupid, we had to document all the stupid things she says. Only, she isn't allowed to know the password. Indiana Joined January 2011-
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If you were a boy, I would have your bastard child. (But then I would sell it for drugs. Sorry.)
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"Nothing burns worse than this. It's like chlamydia of the nose. It's like drowning with a UTI."
On Taco Bell: "I like to believe it's a mixture of beef, donkey meat, and Georgia clay."
"If I ever have a life partner there's like a 95% chance that it will be you...and then you won't have ginger babies that way."
"Vaginas have a lot in common with coke and speed.... in that I've never done either of them."
"When I live with someone we'll never be able to have sex after 2:30 cause 3 will hit & I'll be like 'omg. your penis looks like macaroni'"
"I'm just saying, uppers have a lot of positive qualities."
"There are a lot of reasons to do coke and speed."
"Shit fucking ball lickers where is my bag?... Oh. I found it."
"She's gonna look like a bull dog.... no... that's a bull dyke."
"Vaginas should have cooler names. Like nut-catchers. That's not degrading."
"People in the Phillipines really do have Phillipino tubes. That must be so confusing for them."
"I know too many gay men and they're all interbreeding... well not exactly."
"Does something smell like cinnamon, or do I have cancer?... God I'm getting so skinny."
"You haven't lived until you've been motorboated by a tortilla chip."
"It takes you six months to make a woman happy? Jesus christ...Does he stroke each individual hair? ...6,833 reasons why I love you...."
"I imprinted on this tampon! Please Bella, I love you for your ova!"
"That's not a fucking taco. That's a food taco."
"He wasn't allowed to penetrate? I didn't think BYU was playing."
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