Fumbling @fumblingthrough
Uncensored inside voice of an Asian American 30-something who made the mistake of going to grad school. WTF was I thinking? fumblingthroughlife.blogspot.com The Northwest Joined October 2009-
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@SiouxsieSox thanks, i'm going to go home and get stoned. That makes everything better. then apply for more jobs
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Just gave away all my winter courses hoping to get a full-time gig, then didn't get the full time gig. FML, hello full time unemployment.
Passive aggressiveness is right up there with phony, dishonest and narcissistic in my books. Don't have time for people who can't be direct
So today's the day we get to see everyone's pics of their kids going to school that no one really cares to see.
@sockpuppetdance it's ridiculous. I wonder if an older male prof would get these kinds of questions. Doubt it and not 5 emails a day
Apparently I've been mistaken for tech support. No, I can't teach you how to use your computer. Minimum skills for grad school, like Office?
Ran to the park I once liked. Now it reminds me of the wedding pics our photographer lost. Pissed off all over again.
Not sure why watching shows about murder (or ghosts) makes me feel better.
Can’t shake a depressed mood without getting totally stoned. There could be worse things, like a pot shortage.
Oh goodie today I only wasted three hours laying here regretting grad school.
Neck hurts from shivering. It’s almost June and I’m still in my winter coat and boots.
45 min laying here staring at the wall is enough. Time to get work done (and make an appt with a psychiatrist).
Someone just asked me if you need a passport to go to Canada. Uh yeah, it IS a separate country, not a state.
The worst thing you can write on a course eval is that the assignments feel like "busy work." That comment has been haunting me for a week.
Taking the rest of the day off to scrape up the remnants of my self esteem. Thanks academia, you destroy me like nothing else.
Got baked, it fixed my bad day instantly. Think I'll go do some yard work and wash my car. I need to have at least one accomplishment today
@sockpuppetdance time to sell myself back out to corporate. academia has no love for me.
not only did I not get a job I really wanted, they fucking FORGOT TO TELL ME. I had to chase them down for that rejection. FML fuck academia
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