Travis @HappyHourJack
If someone is getting a beer for free, look in their eyes and you'll see me. Seattle, WA Joined February 2011-
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If your dog shits at the park when you're not looking, do they really shit at all? #noscoop
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"Pay hundreds of thousands for a house then make it look cheap by doing a bunch of projects yourself." ~ Home Depot
Travis retweeted
What the fuck ever, lady. instagram.com/p/kNUC6kOCRq/
Tebow made more off that commercial than any of his NFL contracts. #sb48
@jobendorf I'm wondering that myself...the wedding & honeymoon $$$ didn't allow the last second NYC trip
@jobendorf is that Britt?! Tell him I need to bum a chew. Go Hawks!
@swhiteAKA3 bad time to go for the full 20 minutes
Boehner looks like he's being forced to sit there like a child who didn't finish his vegetables. #sotu
You can see Kaepernick's heart beating out of his pads. #gohawks
Robin Wright's side boob is even elegant. #goldenglobes
Cutoff hooded sweatshirts are the new barbed wire tattoos.
Travis retweeted
Sports bar waitresses are just strippers who haven't discovered cocaine
Nobody hates mankind more than Bus Drivers.
I hope when I die, my legacy will live on by younger generations partying in my ugly sweaters at Christmas time.
Travis retweeted
You can either be taken seriously in life or you can like your own Facebook status but you can't do both.
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