Rachael Reid @harried_mum
When I am not being a boring lawyer, I am a harried mum to 2 boys. I am in the trenches of working and child rearing. Things happen. Sometimes I share! twitter.com/search?q=from%… Joined August 2015-
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This is fun and nice
This is fun and nice
I am at my most awkward when tasting from a spoon held by someone else.
Tell me your age without telling me you still have an AOL email address
Is that insect called 'Europe?'
Synesthesia’s got me feeling blue...
i do not understand cinderella at all. you get your own fairy to give you anything you want and you choose to get dressed up and go to a party? in heels?? girl no
These GOP lawmakers trying to backtrack like “I was NOT voting to overturn the election with a lie I fed my white supremacist base, I was simply amplifying concerns that challenge the legitimacy of Black electorates in Philadelphia and Detroit and Latino electorates in Arizona”
Oh God I forgot to let the dog back in and he’s been outside patiently waiting for like 30 min my poor fur baby
if biting dicks bad then why squishy
“Mom Look At This!!!” ...a memoir of things that were not actually very interesting to look at
My dog always looks at me like I just told him the cat is my favourite
Caution: Beware of John Cleese
The best and most reliable advice I can offer is add bacon.
An incomplete list of things I learned in the army I still find useful: 1.) take care of hands and feet 2.) vehicle maintenance 3.) good posture 4.) DON'T TRY TO OVERTHROW THE FUCKING GOVERNMENT
Dadman Walking @dadmann_walking
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The amount of stuff my kids get away with simply because I’m too lazy to get off the couch is staggering.
Hurrah!
Congratulations to all the authors and illustrators who made it into @Booktrust's #GreatBooksGuide 2021 for ages 4-5 booktrust.org.uk/booklists/g/gr… including @neilhimself @NadiaShireen @chrisriddell50 @FloellaBenjamin @peachjamcloset
At my funeral everyone will be given an Ouija board with a note that says, "Keep in touch."
Okay folks, be honest: am i the only person who doesn’t have an offshore account? I’m gonna feel pretty silly if no one told me.
so humiliating to be a grown adult drinking from a water fountain. little hydration booty sticking out behind u. no idea what to do with my eyes. stare like im having a war flashback? keep them closed like im enjoying it a bit too much? probably gonna choke when i stand up too
Being “good at sex” is a learned behavior, not something we just instinctively know how to do.
accountants be like, omg! I’ve the most exciting times coming up, they’re updating the cost center codes in 2024
Mathematically speaking, you could be scared half to death an infinite number of times.
A little reminder from Netflix to keep going! #MondayMotivation
Library patron of the week: the fella who came in, wandered around for a good while, then asked pleasantly, “What is this place?”
painted my girlfriend for every year that we’ve been together
No one told me storing tupperware would be this difficult
Happy anniversary, Miche! Over the past 29 years, I've loved watching the world get to know you not just as a daughter of the South Side, but as a mother, lawyer, executive, author, First Lady, and my best friend. I can’t imagine life without you.