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I used to care what people think. Now I know most don't.
Seriously kidding, right republicans who are left?
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This is the worst thing ever, she said about the ceviche. I think genital mutilation is worse.
Big debate. Worst President ever. Bush. Obama. Buchanan. Nixon? No debate. Worst congress ever. This one.
Dead but still poignant. "Politics is like trying to screw a cat in the ass" ~ Charles Bukowski.
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The really hot blonde said sincerely, "I'm regularly irregular". Not hot any more.
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