Isabella Rae @BellaRae_
Random thoughts... sometimes clever. Occasionally, even funny. I'm Bella. favstar.fm/users/BellaRae_ Joined June 2009-
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Boys and Girls, geography lesson for today. Pick the worst of the four.. A) Anal Region B) Anal Canal C) Anal Continent D) Anal Incontinent
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My inner child is more of an outey.
That new movie about the giant wet spot, starring @GetbentLA and I …? Sperms of Endearment favstar.fm/t/214183075603… Thanks Handsome!
Wish I had the number of @IamEnidColeslaw's hairdresser. Would like to know where she gets her finger bangs. Happy Birthday Sugar-Booger!
Isabella Rae retweeted
My American Girl doll just pulled a Sylvia Plath. : (
Sexcapades and breakfast... is that too much to ask?
In Macy’s, wearing a skirt, no panties. Vibrator fell out of its holder. Security - You shoplifting? Me - No, five finger dismount.
Isabella Rae retweeted
In Virginia, Moose head is a beer. In West Virginia it's a misdemeanor.
Isabella Rae retweeted
My husband likes me to be on top during sex. That way we both get to read a book.
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I bet ya Dorothy wouldn't have wanted to go home if the munchkins had big dicks.
I had no idea duct tape was for taping ducts.
What are the garbage trucks doing out on a Sunday? Picking up dead beat Dads.
Men that are risk takers love a close shave.
Don't flatter yourself. That giant wet spot are the tears of disappointment.
Isabella Rae retweeted
Every time I walk into a Walmart I feel like I should be signing a release to participate in the world’s most twisted social experiment.
Isabella Rae retweeted
Woke up in a graveyard. Never felt more alive.
Got my BF a fleshlight, so he'd leave me alone. Now he wants to eat me while wearing it... Men!
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