𝕊𝕀𝕦𝕣𝕞 𝕂¡𝕟𝕘 @kingofslurm
king of slurm…. the emperor, even, of slurm. he/him Joined December 2022-
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i can’t get over it, they sound fucking identical
i can’t get over it, they sound fucking identical https://t.co/kqxQTD8hOz
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𝕊𝕀𝕦𝕣𝕞 𝕂¡𝕟𝕘 retweeted
Oh, how awful. Did he at least die painlessly? To shreds, you say. Well, how is his wife holding up? To shreds, you say. #Futurama
𝕊𝕀𝕦𝕣𝕞 𝕂¡𝕟𝕘 retweeted
Same as it ever was.
𝕊𝕀𝕦𝕣𝕞 𝕂¡𝕟𝕘 retweeted
🇵🇸We are distributing food supplies to displaced families in shelters in Gaza amidst tragic humanitarian conditions. Donate what you can and share the campaign to help reach the largest possible number of people. Every contribution makes a difference🙏🏻🍉 chuffed.org/project/138529
𝕊𝕀𝕦𝕣𝕞 𝕂¡𝕟𝕘 retweeted
Baby squid tries using his camouflage for first time.
that one silksong boss:
𝕊𝕀𝕦𝕣𝕞 𝕂¡𝕟𝕘 retweeted
the part in nonstop where Leslie odom jr goes “IIIIIIIIII keep my plans close to myyyyyy chest”
𝕊𝕀𝕦𝕣𝕞 𝕂¡𝕟𝕘 retweeted
do you seriously expect people to believe that his approval jumped 13% overnight
do you seriously expect people to believe that his approval jumped 13% overnight
lung cancer, lung cancer japan
lung cancer, lung cancer japan
it is deeply regrettable that bill burr, despite being one of the funniest people alive, is also profoundly stupid and/or constantly broke somehow
𝕊𝕀𝕦𝕣𝕞 𝕂¡𝕟𝕘 retweeted
I love being bad at silksong cause it means I get more silksong than if I was good at silksong
𝕊𝕀𝕦𝕣𝕞 𝕂¡𝕟𝕘 retweeted
no exaggeration: one of the greatest shows I’ve ever seen in my entire life.
no exaggeration: one of the greatest shows I’ve ever seen in my entire life.
not gonna talk about the obvious insane shire name, but this is what grooming actually looks like
not gonna talk about the obvious insane shire name, but this is what grooming actually looks like
𝕊𝕀𝕦𝕣𝕞 𝕂¡𝕟𝕘 retweeted
I recreate this moment every time I get popcorn at the movies now and it drives my wife insane
I recreate this moment every time I get popcorn at the movies now and it drives my wife insane
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