Lara Lawlor @lawlorlara
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The Rock and Roll Hall of Fame is a fucking joke. The Dave Matthews Band is going in this year but they still haven’t inducted the Monkees. Pleasant Valley Sunday is better than Dave Matthews’ entire life. Get the fuck out of here with that bullshit.
Cashmere is horrifically cruel. It's crazy to think all this suffering is just for fashion.
Imagine getting online as a nurse, arguing incorrectly that asking kids questions away from their parents is abuse, tripling down on that with everyone and trying to deflect… Only to get someone pull up your court case where your husband is accused of SA
Today, I went to the Miami Seaquarium. I saw this parrot exhibiting this repetitive behavior. I sent this video to my friend, a veterinarian with a lot of experience with birds. She said he wants off the perch and wants to be petted and engaged with. I watched for about 10…
Studies show vegans are fitter and smarter than carnists. By the rules of carnism that's all the justification vegans need to eat carnists.
@StatisticUrban It was quite shocking to learn that companies were just torching oil wells and gas pipes for the sheer joy of watching them burn. If only they'd stuck to producing goods and selling them to willing buyers we'd have climate change licked by now!
I like to call this “abolish bedtime leftism” will destroying parking meters stop any wars? no, it just reduces municipal revenue that goes to important public services and will be a pain to fix for some government employee.
I like to call this “abolish bedtime leftism” will destroying parking meters stop any wars? no, it just reduces municipal revenue that goes to important public services and will be a pain to fix for some government employee.
@dryapologist My argument is only as strong as my assumptions. 1. A God who has a message of such eternal importance for us that he has to come to earth to deliver it, and die to realize it, would’ve made the message clearer. 2. The message is a garbled mess. Therefore…
This was the first account I ever followed on Twitter. Still killing it 13 years later.
This was the first account I ever followed on Twitter. Still killing it 13 years later.
the national guard has the opportunity to do the funniest thing of all time
the national guard has the opportunity to do the funniest thing of all time
Really makes history come alive.
the inevitable conclusion of diagnosis as destiny is the complete removal of agency from those who express any difference from the norm. of course, this is what many who treat their diagnosis as an identity want in the first place :P
the inevitable conclusion of diagnosis as destiny is the complete removal of agency from those who express any difference from the norm. of course, this is what many who treat their diagnosis as an identity want in the first place :P
We’re currently fostering the world’s most criminal cat and this is a thread of his various exploits over the last month.
@daveanthony He can finally rest in peace knowing that his wife’s killer is dead
Here's William Jones who authored the 1864 Arizona abortion bill. Some fun facts: He abandoned his first wife and their children in Missouri. His second wife was a 12 year old Mexican girl. He abducted her and after a complaint submitted his resignation to President Buchanan…
@PodSaveAmerica @MuellerSheWrote Maybe someone could ask Rep. Higgins if the founders anticipated the volume of rounds an AR-15 can fire off inside an elementary school.
First look at Timothee Chalamet and Elle Fanning in YOUNG JERRY, a Seinfeld prequel focusing on Jerry's twenties
@SSWorks Gen-X only asked for one thing. SMH.
not sure I've ever seen a single tweet capture so many of the pathologies of American liberalism, incredible feat
Oops I did it again 🤭 #TotalSolarEclipse
Lef_iv Ⓥ @Lef_iv
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@SethAbramson The day b4 graduate exams, my cat jumped over my balcony while leashed. I hauled him back up. Once back up he spun around - latched on to my face w all 4 feet and mouth. Bandaged & in a lot of pain, I took my final. Those who asked if I let the cat live got a piece of my mind.
@SethAbramson I've been bit and clawed by anxious or fearful veterinary patients on numerous occasions. Not once has that resulted in their deaths. Not once have I struck them in anger or as a result of those injuries. I dealt with the incident and moved on, as an adult in my profession does.
@SethAbramson We adopted an "uncontrollable" dog. She was a "hunting dog" who abjectly refused to go out in the rain, and she was totally unsuited to the family that adopted her. We had her for 14 wonderful years. She was my best friend: When I die, I want my ashes mixed with hers.
@SethAbramson Ran out of letters, Wayne & mom never really forgave dad for killing the beloved family pet RIP Laddie & Cricket in doggie heaven
@SethAbramson My brother tried to console his doggy bff in a thunderstorm by crawling under the bed to cuddle with him. It was a camp shack in a lumber mill miles from civilization. Laddie bit Wayne in the face in panic My dad shot the dog in a fit of rage. Wayne is 80, still mourns Laddie
@SethAbramson I'm a certified dog trainer (among other things.) The title is a bit a misnomer since the task is really mostly about teaching humans how to communicate & interact effectively with their canines. And even the very best trainers have been bit on rare occasions. It happens.
@SethAbramson We had a little dog that bit my two year old in the face when he was messing with her food. It was my toddler’s fault, but I felt we couldn’t trust her around him. We rehomed her, would never think of putting her down.
@SethAbramson There are so many off ramps before you arrive at shooting a puppy at the gravel pit.
@SethAbramson I have a small farm and live in a very rural area. This is not the mindset of people that live in rural America for the most part I assure you.
@SethAbramson The thing I find hilarious is that she thinks Americans don't know what it is to live on a farm. Lol.
@SethAbramson and he's scared of dogs so it's probably a plus for him
@SethAbramson It's amazing how in every step of her story from her own writing, it's incredibly clear she knows nothing about raising dogs, or hunting, or what to do in those situations, expect be mean and vindictive. It's insane how she made the wrong choice in EVERY SINGLE STEP.
@SethAbramson Putting down a dog and shooting a dog and throwing it in a gravel pit are two different things. She murdered and desecrated Cricket.
(2/2) No amount of “you don’t get farms” BS or “I’m politically incorrect” BS can erase that Kristi Noem murdered a puppy *she* failed then bragged about it for clout—which is monstrous. Now Trump, a rapist, will pick her for VP because he thinks she’s hot. These people are sick.
(1/2) Years ago I was mauled by the family dog. He sometimes got the zoomies and I tried to calm and kiss him mid-zoomie. He opened up my face. I had to have emergency plastic surgery and my face looked different—asymmetrical—after. We never once thought of putting down that dog.
@SER1897 I am, and this was my read as well. She's doubling and tripling down on it because abusers always defend their cruelty as necessary. (Plus her base eats it up.)
@SER1897 Now she has created "additional crimes" of the dog biting people that was not in her book to justify the killing.
@SER1897 Everyone wants to talk about whether not that was a reasonable thing to do with a dog: Should she have rehomed her? Tried training? Peacefully euthanized? The problem was that she wasn’t reasonable. She was enraged and holding a gun.
@rachelpowers I hate the pull the "as a parent!" card but I can't imagine killing a family pet without telling our son first. And I don't even mean putting a gun to its head, but having the dog humanely euthanized if necessary.
@SER1897 I really think that this is the key point. She was mortified and in a fury, and she had access to firearms and two defenseless animals. And she was pissed at one of those animals. And as she tells the story, he daughter came home just a few minutes later.
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