Matthew Bernstein @matthewberns

Comedy is surprises. So if you're intending to make somebody laugh and they don't laugh, that's funny. -Norm MacDonald Baltimore Joined August 2009

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Massimo @Rainmaker1973

2 years ago

Macro views of ballpoint, fountain pens, crayons, pencils and more. [📹 max.zoom]

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Curiosity @MAstronomers

2 years ago

Photo taken by NASA of a space shuttle leaving our atmosphere

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7/11 Truther @DaveMcNamee3000

2 years ago

leaning over to my girlfriend and loudly saying “that’s Einstein”

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FanLax @FanLaxLacrosse

3 years ago

Lummys is “Community-based Social Media Marketing”. This spring, Lummys is partnering with... The Lacrosse Community. network.lummys.com/content/Or21yQ…

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Pesach is: R. Kook: rebirth Baal HaTanya: faith beyond knowledge Maharal: above nature Ramban: miraculous foundation of nature Rambam: relevant Ishbitz: self-clarification Baal Shem Tov: personal redemption R. Shagar: responsibility Arizal: infancy R. Tzadok: unfinished

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Matthew Bernstein @matthewberns

4 years ago

Anne Tyler. people.com/books/novelist…

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Robby Slowik @RobbySlowik

4 years ago

RIP to a legend

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Matthew Bernstein @matthewberns

4 years ago

David Simon on Michael K. Williams. The Question Michael K. Williams Asked Me Before Every Season of ‘The Wire’ nyti.ms/3hpW75Q

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Project Big Screen @ProjBigScreen

4 years ago

The Norm Macdonald "moth Joke," one of the greatest jokes every told on television.

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bob saget @bobsaget

4 years ago

Devastated. Met Norm in Ottawa when he was in my audience at 17 years old. Been close for decades. We have lost a comedic genius. No other voice in comedy has been as uniquely prolific, brazen, dark, hilarious, and heartfelt. Love you forever, Norm.

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Justin🦩Boldaji @justinboldaji

4 years ago

One of Norm’s funniest weekend update moments ever

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- @aidanjsears

4 years ago

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Laurie Kilmartin @anylaurie16

4 years ago

Norm MacDonald was a true GOAT. As a comic, as a talk show guest. A true original. He tweeted this to me as my dad was dying from cancer in 2014, “I’m just an idiot, Laurie but I found when I embraced the pain as tightly as I could it became love. I pray for you.” RIP Norm. 🇨🇦

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Eli Braden @EliBraden

4 years ago

There will never be anybody like this guy ever again

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Sean O'Neal @seanoneal

4 years ago

I think about these two and a half pages from Norm Macdonald’s book constantly. When I reviewed it, I wrote that they would “make for a fine eulogy”—and I swear I didn’t mean anything by it. But they do.

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Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

4 years ago

I am absolutely devastated about Norm Macdonald. Norm had the most unique comedic voice I have ever encountered and he was so relentlessly and uncompromisingly funny. I will never laugh that hard again. I'm so sad for all of us today.

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David Gardner @byDavidGardner

4 years ago

Norm MacDonald on battles with cancer: “I’m pretty sure, I’m not a doctor, but I’m pretty sure if you die, the cancer dies at the same time. That’s not a loss. That’s a draw.”