Mike Kenny @mikekenn1
Joined February 2011-
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@bt_uk I am in the process of trying to confirm I am not leaving BT for BB. On hold for 45 minutes. Unless you call me or answer me in five minutes then I will leave. Your decision.
I've always suspected that an advanced alien civilisation with the technology to travel at close to light speed across interstellar distances would arrive in Earth orbit unobserved and proceed to dispatch a fleet of small, easily detectable balloons into our atmosphere.
Grant Shapps named new net zero secretary, after successfully achieving net zero as business secretary.
Today’s experiment. Tory MP Edward Leigh claimed expenses of £2,332 for heating last year, and £2,474 the year before that Retweet this if you think he should pay for his own utility bills.
What a picture. Skin from Skunk Anansie receiving her OBE for services to music from King Charles at Buck Palace today.
Sorry to hear about my old pal Nadhim Zahawi. I was lucky enough to meet Nadhim at a roller disco in Arbroath in 1984. He was wearing a pair of denim shorts that caused a rubbernecking divorcee to banjo herself against a pillar and I’ve kept a keen eye on his career ever since.
In an LBC interview yesterday, David Lammy defended the ULEZ charge in London and suggested tradespeople can avoid it by using the tube. When LBC reporter @HenryRiley1 tried it as a tradesman, it didn’t go well. Even had his paint confiscated by tube staff.
Darren Jones is a legend. This is awful.
Darren Jones is a legend. This is awful.
Once you get past the circus & the shouting you’re left with the fact that the serving Home Secretary uses phrases like “Guardian reading, tofu eating wokerati”. Somebody who holds one of the highest positions of state & talks like Alex Jones.
I still think there’s an argument for getting ‘Slippery Stairs’ into the Olympics. This is 9 minutes of nail biting anxiety!
The BBC have declared war with Italy.
Thought it was the Honey Monster for a second.
Emmanuel Macron Urges French Citizens To Wear Turtlenecks This Winter
FAMILY BAND:Ryan taught his mom Andrea how to play the drums so they could form a band during quarantine. Dad joined a few months later learning the bass & now they form the band 'Mommas Boy' out of New Zealand. Parents had 0 musical experience before this
The Covid profits table of shame, thanks to Private Eye…. And if you’re looking for windfall taxes.
From Papua New Guinea’s London correspondent. This is epic.
They're not holding back this week are they
💔 Photo reporter Maks Levin, who was missing since March 13, was found dead in Kyiv region, his colleagues from @lb_ua said. He was documenting Russian occupation in the village of Huta Mezhyhirska. Levin was one of the best Ukrainian photojournalists, he had four sons. RIP
Don’t think I’ve seen this before. Powerful.
Don’t think I’ve seen this before. Powerful.
🧪🧪 @SchuppeVer15680
2 Followers 150 Following
CLASSIC MOVIES DAILY @Bltmovies
10K Followers 11K Following Classic movies/stars & where to find them on UKTV. FOLLOW=FOLLOW BACK (I don't own any photos please advise if any need to be removed) Ratings are opinion based
Libo paws @libo_paws
814 Followers 3K Following This page is for #Dog Lovers who love dogs very much. 🐶 Hit the follow button, If you love #dogs ❤️
Media Lad @media_lad
7K Followers 5K Following Trying to be a voice of reason in all the bullshit - My opinion shouldn’t matter. Everything for a 😊- 🛑 Manels. For bookings: [email protected]
Railway Watchdog @RailwayRights
12 Followers 192 Following Seeking to drive better service on the British railways especially @LNRailway
Eddie Van Dango @DangoEddie
24 Followers 362 Following
George kyriacou @ElenaGkyriacou
10 Followers 95 Following
Gail Linduschka @gingelinduschka
120 Followers 329 Following
nerds fc @nerds_fcc
18 Followers 205 Following
Formula FPV @FpvFormula
465 Followers 90 Following
Norah King @norahmezzo
417 Followers 458 Following Irish Mezzo-Soprano / Actress - Currently Annie Moore in @AnnieMooreshow - 📧 Agent [email protected] - 💻 https://t.co/mO8ZPzLOCD
The Wheatsheaf Pub @Wheatsheafnn5
951 Followers 2K Following Village pub in the heart of Northamptonshire, celebrating seasonal & local British produce.
Anglian Water @AnglianWater
33K Followers 3K Following We're on hand 7:30am-10pm Mon-Sat & 8am-5pm Sun to answer any billing or operational queries.
READ BIO IT'S URGENT @0neDirectionNow
134 Followers 208 Following MOVING TO ACCOUNT @1DN0W HAVING TROUBLES WITH THIS ACCOUNT TYSM
breanna @Bosley1dStyles
482 Followers 1K Following i have two fan accounts, one on vine and the other in instagram. the vine one is @1d4life and my instagram is @narry4life13. go follow them
Andy Kyriacou @georgiepires
73 Followers 467 Following
mahir djemal @modjemal
83 Followers 474 Following
ITVX @ITVX
732K Followers 43K Following Stream thousands of shows and films for free on ITVX, the UK’s freshest streaming service | For customer support contact us at @ITVXHelp
ITV Press Centre @itvpresscentre
133K Followers 46K Following Press enquiries to : [email protected]
CLASSIC MOVIES DAILY @Bltmovies
10K Followers 11K Following Classic movies/stars & where to find them on UKTV. FOLLOW=FOLLOW BACK (I don't own any photos please advise if any need to be removed) Ratings are opinion based
Larry the Cat @Number10cat
870K Followers 145 Following Chief Mouser to the Cabinet Office. 18 year old tabby. Living with my sixth Prime Minister. Unofficial. I am the media, miaow.
Have I Got News For Y... @haveigotnews
1.0M Followers 175 Following This account is run by Hat Trick, who make HIGNFY. The BBC have asked us to point out it's nothing to do with them; the twitter feed that is, not the TV show.
VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish
3.8M Followers 1 Following New book: A Very British Christmas, out October 2025. For everything VBP, visit: https://t.co/51E7az46a4 Written by @RobTemple101
Sandford Police Comme... @Sandford_Police
249K Followers 2K Following England’s smallest Police Farce, committed to catching crinimals & a swan. Don’t report crime. Emergency? Yes📞999 | No📞101 (PARODY/SATIRE) #TheGreaterGood
bob mortimer @RealBobMortimer
1.2M Followers 185 Following in our home, in our special drawer, we keep all the items we adore. in a sterilzed cabinet they are kept, and the surrounding environs are regularly swept
Karen Howlett @Tractorgirl
244 Followers 855 Following Clinical Pharmacist working in General Practice . Views my own, retweets not an endorsement.
Viz Comic @vizcomic
303K Followers 2K Following We're calling it a day here. We've gone to https://t.co/FxBTAXFxSq if you fancy it.
Accidental Partridge @AccidentalP
407K Followers 1 Following 🏆 - Stuff Magazine's "Tweeter of the Year" - 2013.
AngryBritain.com @AngryBritain
32K Followers 9K Following Saying what you think since 2008. Gen X. Beware.
BT @bt_uk
127K Followers 190 Following We connect for good. Need support? Contact us: https://t.co/jfmOtEaFlO
Led By Donkeys @ByDonkeys
915K Followers 1 Following Art, activism and accountability 🐴. All our work is funded by the public, no big donors. Become a supporter or buy our new book, link below👇. DMs open 📩
Byline Times @BylineTimes
202K Followers 2K Following Help us build the better - independent - media Britain deserves. Subscribe to the Byline Times news magazine: https://t.co/LvBukbZ2zq
Jeremy Clarkson @JeremyClarkson
8.0M Followers 197 Following I am a still small voice of calm and reason.
Captain Dave @DaveWallsworth
129K Followers 1K Following Mancunian A350 Captain. Ex A380/318/319/320/321/B737. Music/science/sport/film/F1 fan. My views not those of employer. captain_dave_airbus3501000 on Instagram.
GoodNewsCorrespondent @GoodNewsCorres1
115K Followers 29 Following N.E. Emmy nominated reporter. Official correspondent for Good News Movement. Hablo español 🇵🇷.My great-granduncle @LeoFerrisNBA needs to be in @hoophall
Joe Wicks @thebodycoach
404K Followers 17K Following On a mission to make the world fitter, healthier and happier 💪
HENRY MORRIS @mrhenrymorris
178K Followers 6K Following 🇬🇧Retired Tory MP Author, comedian, pt, rave promoter and 50+ ultra marathons Lit rep @litagencygmc
Anon Opin. @anon_opin
209K Followers 1 Following Anonymous, occasionally unpopular, often niche opinions written by YOU. Also on BlueSky: https://t.co/iO38NC2FbZ
No Context Brits @NoContextBrits
1.8M Followers 0 Following A mordant celebration of British mediocrity according to the Washington Post. Contains sarcasm, irony and context.
Didn’t Happen of th... @_DHOTYA
492K Followers 1 Following Amazon #1 Bestseller: Didn't Happen of the Year Awards - The Official Book https://t.co/9vE4KCUsUc
Private Eye Magazine @PrivateEyeNews
633K Followers 0 Following Britain's best-selling news and current affairs magazine with a unique mix of jokes and investigative journalism. https://t.co/YxU5lc50Tn. Subscribe: https://t.co/GtTmLGqEPj
James Blunt @JamesBlunt
2.2M Followers 90 Following Cockney rhyming slang for the good stuff; Proof that one song is all you need. New album, new film, new book, on tour 👇
Fesshole🧻 @fesshole
1.1M Followers 499 Following Confess your sins anon - will the internet absolve you? ADD FESS https://t.co/B6Bo42Rzeh LIVE SHOW TICKETS https://t.co/OBRqMIHFJk
My idiot client @My_idiot_client
5K Followers 4K Following Anonymously sharing and shaming client's most idiotic work. DM us the best client comments and we'll post them.
Grumpy Client Side Gu... @GrumpySide
659 Followers 619 Following Client side veteran. Observations on the fuckery across the media and advertising industry. [email protected]
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128 Followers 76 Following Sustainable Athleisure Wear EC2 💚 Inclusivity 💚 Community 💚 Grassroots Sports 💚 Mental Health 💚 Environment
McDonald's @McDonalds
4.8M Followers 13K Following MONOPOLY IS COMING BACK TO McD’S!! PRE- REGISTER IN THE APP AND PLAY STARTING 10/06 (subj. to rules in the app)
Rachel Riley MBE 💙 @RachelRileyRR
651K Followers 2K Following Proud maths geek off the telly. MBE - Services to Holocaust Education. @CCDHate Ambassador. Baby spam spreader. Author of ‘At Sixes and Sevens’
Susie Dent @susie_dent
1.0M Followers 825 Following That woman in Dictionary Corner. @susiedent.bsky.social
BNO News @BNOFeed
312K Followers 12K Following Coronavirus, bird flu and other health-related updates. For other news, follow @BNONews and @BNODesk. On Bluesky: https://t.co/iEaAA6N4XJ
Grumpy Agency Guy @GrumpyAgencyGuy
7K Followers 2K Following Just a bloke who’s kicked about enough media agencies for long enough to know what’s wrong with this industry.
Santa Claus @OfficialSanta
340K Followers 16K Following Festive cheer through the year. Follow Santa and you will see LIVE Christmas Eve updates from the Reindeer & me
Oscar Kenny @OscarKenny9
4 Followers 8 Following
Brian Cox @ProfBrianCox
2.9M Followers 1K Following Professor of Particle Physics at The University of Manchester
National Rail @nationalrailenq
1.0M Followers 305 Following 24/7 support across the National Rail network. Real time updates and advice on services provided. All DMs deleted after 30 days of conversation ending.
Bob Servant @bobservant
109K Followers 1 Following I own (outright) a cheeseburger van in Broughty Ferry, Dundee, Scotland. I don't sell cheeseburgers, I sell dreams. Genuine legend.
Quite Interesting @qikipedia
1.2M Followers 928 Following A Quite Interesting Twitter feed from the team behind the BBC TV show QI. https://t.co/1JWvBwO1PN
Parody Ken Clarke @MrKennethClarke
164K Followers 226 Following Parody. Former MP & Cabinet Minister. Now a Lord. Enjoy listening to jazz, birdwatching and going down the pub.
I❤️80s𝕏 @IL0VEthe80s
308K Followers 3K Following Let’s just look back fondly on the best decade ever. 😎 Contact [email protected]
Yorkshire Cop @YorkshireCop999
2K Followers 17 Following Response Cop based in the Yorkshire area. All tweets represent my own opinions & not the opinions of my employer 🚨👮♂️
The Secret Barrister ... @BarristerSecret
483K Followers 1K Following Wears cape, fights crime. Not Batman. • Sunday Times No.1 bestselling author • The Secret Barrister • #FakeLaw • Nothing But The Truth • AKA @SJFleetAuthor.
IAB UK @IABUK
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