pavanwar @pavanwar

Set the laser to pun. Comedian / Joke Writer of the one-liner variety. The Ghetto, Oldham Joined March 2009

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pavanwar @pavanwar

2 weeks ago

@anne_hegerty @carla_denyer Why’ve you singled out Muslims when the leader of the Green Party, Zack Polanski, is himself Jewish? What exactly do Muslim members attending mosques have to do with the party’s position on Zionism? Would you demand that Christians or Jews stop attending churches or synagogues?

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a month ago

@june_willi95909 @MichelleDewbs Why is the discussion “migrants versus veterans”? And not “lack of funding for veterans from the government”? Use your brain, stop being duped.

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a month ago

@Cumbrianwalker1 @MichelleDewbs “We have enough home grown” but won’t highlight their more serious crimes. Also “Savages”? You have an Israel flag in your bio and you’re trying to take the moral high ground 🤡

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2 months ago

@santiburiman @MichelleDewbs “It’s well documented” but I’m not going to provide the requested evidence 🤡

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2 months ago

@trussliz What’s an “Islamist”? Sounds like a made-up word to demonise Muslims. Ben-Gvir wants Israel to recognise The Falklands as Argentinian territory, but you continue supporting this genocidal state 👍🏽

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2 months ago

@santiburiman @MichelleDewbs Any evidence or “just a feeling”? Simply not true. But don’t let facts get in the way, you carry on.

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2 months ago

@RealJamesWoods Did you not cheer on the murder of tens of thousands of children in Gaza?

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4 months ago

This Emmerdale synopsis reads more like what everyone shouted at me during my last game of charades #worldcup #wcs2026予選も満足しようぜ

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7 months ago

How in the name of Prunier was that a red card and a penalty and Amad being bundled over more aggressively wasn’t?! #manutdbournemouth #manchesterunited #manutd #harrymaguire

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9 months ago

@Mishi_2210 5,051?

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9 months ago

@Norma5387953815 7,581 is the correct answer

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9 months ago

@callmeMizuko Move the two matches from the 3 at the start to turn into a 7 to the right of the 8 to make an extra 1. Leaves 7,581

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pavanwar @pavanwar

a year ago

@LauraLoomer @IlhanMN @grok how old was Mary when she married Joseph?

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a year ago

@TRobinsonNewEra Still waiting for the truth bomb…

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a year ago

@BellaWallerstei Serious question, why do you scream “antisemitism” whilst promoting anti-Islam hatred? Can you not see the hypocrisy?

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a year ago

@iamtomskinner @grok Do mine @grok

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a year ago

@VividProwess @MiriamBarkus1 The obsession with “Palestinian leadership failures” is just a convenient deflection from the real machinery of domination: apartheid, siege, and permanent dispossession. Armed resistance is a right under international law for colonised people resisting occupation. Start there.

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a year ago

@Kabalie4 @YosephHaddad @grok is this true?

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a year ago

@NikkiHaley A country you blindly support “has a right to defend itself”, where have we heard that one before? And if you don’t get a pass for supporting terrorism, when’s the USA going to be in the dock?