Jordan @placenta_effect
my mom says I am a free thinker Joined August 2025-
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Don’t accept free breakfast from a man with a pony tail at 2am
Rape should not count as workplace violence if you’re a gentle lover.
Closeted gay guy eating a banana like corn on the cob to throw people off his trail
If there’s one good thing about DEI in the workplace, it’s that I’m not inclined to rape as many of my coworkers anymore. However my workplace violence instances have taken a meteoric rise.
Getting a seventh opinion for my prostate exam, because I am very open minded
They should do pedophile sting operations with swarms of bees
My bitch is fat and poopy (poopy) Wipin her ass full of dookie (dookie)
he’s literally using the middle one the prophecy has been fulfilled
he’s literally using the middle one the prophecy has been fulfilled https://t.co/Yn1inKitKL
Writing clues on my walls with cum for the CSI unit to discover when they pull out the blacklights
Grooming my niece but only so she doesn’t grow up feeling ugly and self conscious
Indian Water Torture is just when the water has soap in it
Having a truly nerve wracking wipe with the last torn apart squares on the roll
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Stop following me
Leaving my baby is a tub full of water to “soak” so he’s easier to clean later
Women come out of the bathroom ready for bed looking like this and expect you to call them beautiful
Reassuring my rape victim that it’s not because they’re ugly that I can’t get hard, it’s just that I’m on SSRI’s
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