quantifiedshitpost @quantshitpost
15+ years in quantitative shit posts. Professional shtweeter. $SPY Joined February 2025-
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I would like to thank my 30 followers at the time for reading and liking (seldomly but nonetheless) my posts. Alpha for the OGs.
I would like to thank my 30 followers at the time for reading and liking (seldomly but nonetheless) my posts. Alpha for the OGs.
It'll create a new generation of traders waiting to get in to the market, all while $SPX trades higher and higher. That's the pain trade. $SPY $VOO $TSLA $AVGO $PLTR $TQQQ $SPXL $SPX $NDX $QQQ $SPXL $PYPL
He has a point with the first two. Not the last. The amount of copium that retail will experience when $SPX rips harder will be palpable in the air. $SPY $VOO $TSLA $AVGO $PLTR $TQQQ $SPXL $SPX $NDX $QQQ $SPXL $PYPL
He has a point with the first two. Not the last. The amount of copium that retail will experience when $SPX rips harder will be palpable in the air. $SPY $VOO $TSLA $AVGO $PLTR $TQQQ $SPXL $SPX $NDX $QQQ $SPXL $PYPL
@fkronawitter1 @quantshitpost Only one quantshitpost
Never tell your family and friends what the amount of your portfolio/return is. Don't feed into your ego, it'll bite you in the ass. Your mission is to grow your portfolio silently. Only brag about how great you are on Twitter anonymously. Only one quantshitpost.
@quantshitpost called the low in 30y in May I rarely recommend, but once again have highlight the tremendous trading acumen of this account From context and commentary can also tell, knowledge has been acquired through many difficult market battles x.com/quantshitpost/…
@quantshitpost called the low in 30y in May I rarely recommend, but once again have highlight the tremendous trading acumen of this account From context and commentary can also tell, knowledge has been acquired through many difficult market battles x.com/quantshitpost/…
I genuinely feel bad. I can smell real tears. $NVDA Unfortunately, only one quantshitpost.
I genuinely feel bad. I can smell real tears. $NVDA Unfortunately, only one quantshitpost.
Remember the shares of $TLT that we bought at $83? You should've been collecting some nice handy dandy dividends since then. Your holdings will be useful to use as cash when we buy the dip at some point 👀
Remember the shares of $TLT that we bought at $83? You should've been collecting some nice handy dandy dividends since then. Your holdings will be useful to use as cash when we buy the dip at some point 👀 https://t.co/nM4SXgECTD
For those who care: I would LOVE to see some blood into next week.
$370 is very possible for $UNH. Watch out for it - it could ramp without any notice. Anything can happen though. Be like water, my friend.
$370 is very possible for $UNH. Watch out for it - it could ramp without any notice. Anything can happen though. Be like water, my friend.
Accumulating more $UPS here.
Looking for ideas. Any great tickers on sale today?
Bagged. Better luck next time. Didn't hit my stop loss - we'll see how it acts tomorrow. $FIG
Bagged. Better luck next time. Didn't hit my stop loss - we'll see how it acts tomorrow. $FIG
Making a small gamble long on $FIG. $67. Earnings play AH. Could go either way hence a gamble.
To whom it may concern: I'm long $UPS. $85. Willing to add more at 78-83.
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