Phil Johnson @roadsidephil
Comic and Musician, mediocre yet ambitious cook. Check out the new song "Designer Babies" https://t.co/eM0emh2Vnv… PhilJohnsonComedy.com Milpitas, CA Joined November 2008-
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Phil Johnson and Roadside Att... has a show on 07/14/2023 at 07:00 PM @ Laugh Boston in Boston, MA reverbnation.com/q/831jlm #concert reverbnation.com/philjohnsonand…
The official Designer Babies music video is out today! Watch the whole thing on YouTube: youtu.be/iXO5SsQt-9M Created with @KaiberAI
Phil Johnson and Roadside Att... has a show on 06/24/2023 at 07:30 PM @ Washington Inn Hotel in Oakland, CA reverbnation.com/q/82vcd6 #concert reverbnation.com/philjohnsonand…
Phil Johnson and Roadside Att... has a show on 06/16/2023 at 06:00 PM @ Big Dog Vineyards in Milpitas, CA reverbnation.com/q/82smt1 #concert reverbnation.com/philjohnsonand…
Phil Johnson and Roadside Att... has a show on 06/10/2023 at 08:00 PM @ Twigg's in San Diego, CA reverbnation.com/q/82qnkg #concert reverbnation.com/philjohnsonand…
Phil Johnson and Roadside Att... has a show on 06/09/2023 at 08:00 PM @ Bay Bridge Brewing Co in Chula Vista, CA reverbnation.com/q/82qe24 #concert reverbnation.com/philjohnsonand…
Listen to Designer Babies - youtu.be/UMsHQdKYmXw A cautionary tale about technology in the hands of douchebags. And yes, I created most of the cover art with AI. :)
Designer Babies is out today! A cautionary tale about those who can't be trusted with technology. Listen at link.roadsideattraction.com/designerbabies
Phil Johnson and Roadside Att... has a show on 05/26/2023 at 07:00 PM @ The Lounge at DiCicco's Clovis in Clovis, CA reverbnation.com/q/82lyv1 #concert reverbnation.com/philjohnsonand…
Phil Johnson and Roadside Att... has a show on 04/08/2023 at 10:00 PM @ Robinson Rancheria Resort and Casino in Nice, CA reverbnation.com/q/825f3g #concert reverbnation.com/philjohnsonand…
Phil Johnson and Roadside Att... has a show on 04/08/2023 at 10:00 PM @ Robinson Rancheria Resort and Casino in Nice, CA reverbnation.com/q/824o5m #concert reverbnation.com/philjohnsonand…
Phil Johnson and Roadside Att... has a show on 03/09/2023 at 07:00 PM @ Firehouse Brew & Grill in Martinez, CA reverbnation.com/q/81u768 #concert reverbnation.com/philjohnsonand…
Phil Johnson and Roadside Att... has a show on 12/31/2022 at 09:00 PM @ Marin Center Showcase Theater/San Rafael in San Rafael, CA reverbnation.com/q/814kkq #concert reverbnation.com/philjohnsonand…
Phil Johnson and Roadside Att... has a show on 12/04/2022 at 06:00 PM @ Chicken Pie Shop in Walnut Creek, CA reverbnation.com/q/80uy2t #concert reverbnation.com/philjohnsonand…
Phil Johnson and Roadside Att... has a show on 12/01/2022 at 07:00 PM @ Slow Hand BBQ in Pleasant Hill, CA reverbnation.com/q/80tshc #concert reverbnation.com/philjohnsonand…
Phil Johnson and Roadside Att... has a show on 11/27/2022 at 05:00 PM @ Folktale Winery in Carmel-By-The-Sea, CA reverbnation.com/q/80sb4h #concert reverbnation.com/philjohnsonand…
Phil Johnson and Roadside Att... has a show on 11/25/2022 at 07:00 PM @ Copper Spoon in Oakland, CA reverbnation.com/q/80rkzi #concert reverbnation.com/philjohnsonand…
Phil Johnson and Roadside Att... has a show on 11/20/2022 at 08:00 PM @ Bambino's in Vallejo, CA reverbnation.com/q/80posh #concert reverbnation.com/philjohnsonand…
Come get your giggles tonight in Sunnyvale, CA and Sunday in Vallejo, CA!
Phil Johnson and Roadside Att... has a show on 11/17/2022 at 08:30 PM @ Murphy's Law in Sunnyvale, CA reverbnation.com/q/80of3l #concert reverbnation.com/philjohnsonand…
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@roadsidephil Hope you're having an excellent birthday! Wishing you another year full of health too 🎂😎
Ladies and gentlemen, it's my brother's birthday. He is again divisible by 10. It is now your job to follow and glom onto the comedic stylings of said longhaired funnyman. Go add @roadsidephil
Any comedy writer who has taken a writing class will get feedback along these lines: "You keep writing laugh-out-loud pieces, but I'd like to see you do SOMETHING MORE." Always amazing to get this note from instructors who cannot write funny or respect that particular craft.
What's the one piece of writing feedback that still haunts you to this day?
@roadsidephil Cheshire cat grin Check your mailbox in a few days..sent you a card
He’s blocked, but i might even block anyone who puts a screenshot of his tweets in my feed.
Thanks for Basile Tim and Bill and for every body came to the show full and awesome weekend and thanks for Jeff Blanchard and Mike Gershe and to all the comics came to see Basile
@steinkobbe @elonmusk 12 replies listed for this tweet, can't see any of them. I think that's what's up.
@elonmusk How will the system determine what a "negative tweet" is? Would your tweet posting a false homophobic conspiracy theory about Paul Pelosi be considered a "negative tweet" by the Twitter system and then hidden?
San Diego Film Week opening night hosted by @markchristopherlawrence @bellissimohats @sebastiancruzcouture #2timeemmynominee #markchristopherlawrence #webringdafunny #mclsingstoo #time2slay #mcl #holarious #actorslife #setlife #comedylife #prayerdudz #fighton✌️
Case in point,.. I opened my set tonight with Herschel Walker’s vampire material. Mans got a future in comedy
This is so great,and whatever this gig is, I wanna work it. If a wall is covered more than 4 lighted beer signs, I wanna tell jokes in front of it.
Case in point,.. I opened my set tonight with Herschel Walker’s vampire material. Mans got a future in comedy
Nobody cares.
The Star Wars Holiday Special aired for the first & only time ever on this date in 1978. I know it's awful... I've had a bootleg VHS of it for decades :p But c'mon @DisneyPlus ... give us this anyway. It won't hurt the brand at this point. Oh, and #RenewTheOrville too.
If you're coming to @PlazaLasVegas for New Years Eve... As well as hanging out New Years Day with us at the sportsbook for Sunday football... I implore you to dress up like idiots. I love when my folk dress retro. If not like me, like the asshole you want to be. Get tix!
@roadsidephil Seems an apt tribute to the company “head.”
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