jessica @savingtwinkles
Joined August 2015-
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I want a bag of raisinets at the airport but who the hell in their right mind would pay $10.99??? I can’t do it.
You know you’ve reached peak divorce status when you can laugh together over your ex’s dating profile picture!!
Heading to Phoenix for graduation. It’s so hard to believe she has gotten to this point already. She’s just a little girl.
Best advice I heard today came from a Facebook post and not my therapist… “Don’t set yourself on fire to keep other people warm.”
Good thing I’m drinking a Diet Coke with that @CrumblCookies I just ate!!
He told me that I’m so easy to fall in love with… “it started with the ‘window dressing’ but then when you opened your mouth and I found out that you’re smart, funny and kind, I was done for.” 🥰
My therapist said first step is to put my workout clothes on… They’re on. Can I take them off now?? Why is the thought of working out so overwhelming? I used to love it.
He can tell you that you’re beautiful. He can tell you that he loves your smile, your eyes, your ass…whatever. But when he tells you that he’s proud of you, it just hits differently 🥰
Today I’m grateful for a 4 hour lunch with girlfriends. A few tears, lots of laughs and promises of getting together again soon.
My daughter just sent me my ticket to her graduation. 3 weeks from today, my baby graduates from college!!
Today I am grateful for a flexible job that allows me to still be laying in bed at 7:45 am.
Today I’m grateful for sleeping up to my alarm and friends like @Crazy_CactusAZ that sends me sleep meditations.
Just Ali @JustAli1981
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124K Followers 6K Following a kind person who occasionally likes pineapple on her pizza𝕃𝕍𝕆 @LittleVodkaOwl
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732K Followers 1K Following Trafficker in misinformation under the guise of satire.caffeine addicted🌻 @caffeinechick
5K Followers 3K Following "I just want to spend my day laughing with wine or a little whiskey.🍷🥃Don’t take me too serious.🚫DM’s unless you askCanadia @canadaslady2
9K Followers 2K FollowingCrazy Cactus @Crazy_CactusAZ
227 Followers 455 Following Looking for common sense. Fluent in Sarcasm. From the 716. AF Vet 🇺🇸. Old account got nukedDan Can🇨🇦 @Dan_Can224
924 Followers 1K Following Keeping it real with no drama, but with lots of coffee. I bike, I camp I do pretty much anything if it can be done outdoors.Do you panic that you’re choosing the wrong answer during an eye exam or are you normal.
@savingtwinkles I always had a huge crush on Bianca/Larisa Oleynik.
“Live your best life,” I say as I climb into my bed at 8:30 p.m. with a good book, a chocolate bar, and freshly changed sheets.
I used to jump the fence and run the “Heath Ledger” bleacher steps at Stadium High every Saturday morning…
*The best high school stadium in America* #StadiumHighSchool
@savingtwinkles Congrats 🥰 two beauties ♥️
@savingtwinkles Congrats!!! I am so happy for her & you!!! 🎓🥳🎉
@savingtwinkles Oh my gosh Jessica! She’s a total mini-you She’s gorgeous! You look like her sister ♥️♥️