blink-sun8tzu @suntzufuntzu
has-been twitter clown he/him abolish the cops Joined August 2013-
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sorry just got this, are you guys still at the eclipse?
love logging into the word dungeon for all the latest content about how much worse the word dungeon has become
then they came for Elmo, and still I said nothing
[jumps out of the bushes] Weber and Marx are the Bert and Ernie of sociology.
but in the summer of 1983 he was just a 16 year-old kid with a workshop in his parent's garage, a $465 million loan and a vision of selling landmines to every paramilitary group the CIA could bankroll
[jolts awake in bed] Honey, wake up! I had a terrible nightmare that you were an algorithm! spouse: (from under covers) That's awful, sweetheart. Let me suggest some other dreams you might have
Honestly though, if our most successful plan against evil is to simply outlive it, we are fucked.
If you’re in line to piss on Henry Kissinger’s grave, STAY IN LINE!!
it is not indecent to celebrate the death of a politically powerful scumbag
70 years too late for Cambodia, but I'll take it.
The one where Mecha-Chandler is exiled into deep space. "Could I be any more an emissary of human cruelty?" he asks, adrift in the void.
I feel like I'm going insane. There have been *multiple news articles* reporting that retail chains unambiguously MADE THIS PROBLEM UP OUT OF WHOLE CLOTH!
I feel like I'm going insane. There have been *multiple news articles* reporting that retail chains unambiguously MADE THIS PROBLEM UP OUT OF WHOLE CLOTH!
someone said her name three times and now they can't get rid of her
came to see if twitter is still bad; it's still bad
Lots of covid in the air right now; masking when in indoor spaces around others is a good way to reduce your chance of getting sick and/or getting others sick
Finally, a generative AI capable of steering every prompt towards a cryptocurrency grift
There are two types of skull planet
The inside of a human ear/ an unwell Malamut
Viktor Winetrout @Cpin42
26K Followers 654 Following Creator of @Sorrowscopes & @WeirdCelebTwets https://t.co/fJ5BJjLtIb
FRO VO @fro_vo
42K Followers 1K Following 🦋 @frovo.bsky.social - - TOP TWEETS: https://t.co/NZPHrTUDjC -- Recent Tweets: https://t.co/4WK3dR41F1 -- STORE: https://t.co/YaxNssq5DC
RM @dorsalstream
7K Followers 634 Following You know, for kids. Yes, I do have a newsletter (thanks for asking): https://t.co/rH0CZ1GqxI. Or follow me on Medium at https://t.co/IBcgOmyAX9
TIMESCANNER @timescanner
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jo @whatsJo
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Tin Doom 😑 @PajamaStew
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tinyobscurae @tinyobscurae
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Ray @SirEviscerate
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king of water cup cit.. @null_fruit
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Mary Gillis @living_marble
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Piece @Piecezilla
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sonic stacey @zodiacsquirrel
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regular gem @Choplogik
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Viktor Winetrout @Cpin42
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RM @dorsalstream
7K Followers 634 Following You know, for kids. Yes, I do have a newsletter (thanks for asking): https://t.co/rH0CZ1GqxI. Or follow me on Medium at https://t.co/IBcgOmyAX9
TIMESCANNER @timescanner
18K Followers 1K Following STUCK IN A GEM OUTSIDE OF TIME. Timescanner (Infinite Now), The Devil (What’s the Frequency) and The Dictator (Goblet Wire). Vaguely inhuman voice specialist.
jo @whatsJo
48K Followers 974 Following b-side. I eat popsicles for breakfast. Trial ft error. 🤖rights. crusha bit, lil bit✨
Tin Doom 😑 @PajamaStew
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Cohen is a ghost @skullmandible
50K Followers 878 Following Cohen Edenfield. writes games. DM on @skulltenders they/them
''Steve'' @extranapkins
25K Followers 767 Following Unapologetically Me👑 VP of Marketing - Bold & Opinionated! Music Maven 🎶 Sports Enthusiast 🏈 Lover of food 🍗 Cocktail Connoisseu https://t.co/Y8Y4cSlZ4u
tinyobscurae @tinyobscurae
3K Followers 264 Following casual wind erosion... (@botscurae) lino prints @obscuraeprints for sale, dm me
tara shoe @tarashoe
36K Followers 860 Following nice to be meeting you. “artist and writer” doing good i mean well. comics at @scaretownusa. my email address is [email protected]. have a good one please
king of water cup cit.. @null_fruit
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Mary Gillis @living_marble
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Richard Littler @richard_littler
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Ri / ᕒᐊᔦᓬᐄ @Rileyyesnomaybe
9K Followers 1K Following Anishinaabe | She/Her | 🌈 | PhD @UofT_PolSci | Host @REDsurgence | Words in @globeandmail, @TorontoStar, @NYtimes etc. Commentary for @CBCNews. #LANDBACK
Nathan Nun @nathan_nun
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Society of Secret Lib.. @sslibfriends
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Waubgeshig Rice @waub
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Abolish CIRG @AbolishCirg
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Miranda July @Miranda_July
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Pupli @Pupli17
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JER the Artist (They/.. @Skatunenetwork
49K Followers 5K Following JER. 28 y/o music composer, performer, and CEO of SKA. // Trombone for @wearetheunion // They/Them. Contact info in the link in the bio, serious inquiries only.
Osita Nwanevu @OsitaNwanevu
95K Followers 6K Following Contributing Editor | @newrepublic Columnist | @guardian Newsletter | https://t.co/yyoqTnyoMy Recent Work | https://t.co/vzkAQF0jWi
Christopher Tubbs @TheDailyStoic
655 Followers 682 Following NDN author, Mississaugas of the Credit. He/him 🌈. Previously in The Capilano Review, GUEST, and Best Canadian Poetry. https://t.co/oASyeUWlsJ
Tenebrous Press @TenebrousPress
8K Followers 1K Following Shirley Jackson Award-nominated publisher of New Weird Horror. @AlexWoodroe, Editor-In-Chief. @MattBlairstone, Publisher/Founder. Hail the Tenebrous Cult.
Jurd🦖 @JRDSkinner
5K Followers 560 Following Writer, Adventurer, Family Man, & Man of Science. I provide the stories for the https://t.co/pX88ZHAXye podcast. (He/Him)
Jemaine Clement @AJemaineClement
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Sym꩜ra ▶️💟�.. @GlitchesRoux
2K Followers 3K Following aesthetics and panpsychic diplomacy // femme (they/she/it-poster)⚧️ // may contain nsfw🔞 // loveliest common denominator 💜📡🌎 // making friends 🔧🤖💟
Rage Against The Mach.. @RATMofficial
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Internet Archive @internetarchive
322K Followers 1K Following Internet Archive is a non-profit digital library offering millions of free books, movies & audio files, plus billions of saved web pages in the @waybackmachine.
Lake Superior @LakeSuperior
230K Followers 321 Following I am the greatest lake of all time. G.L.O.A.T. (she/her) #BigBeautifulWater
No Pride In Policing .. @NoPolicing
3K Followers 265 Following The No Pride in Policing Coalition (NPPC) is a group of queer and trans people formed to support BLM-TO and now focused on defunding and abolishing the police.
Decolonial Solidarity @decolonialsol
3K Followers 1K Following Solidarity movement with #Indigenous #LandDefenders currently campaigning with @Gidimten against @RBC #WetsuwetenStrong #ShutDownCanada #FreePalestine
Decolonial Solidarity.. @pesteringRBC
646 Followers 984 Following Wpg ally account resisting colonialism & supporting Indigenous struggles #NoMoreDirtyBanks #RBCisKillingMe #WetsuwetenStrong #FreePalestine
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262 Followers 453 Following anna, they/them • ace • non-binary • musician @skerriesband • anarchist
Ginger Sykes Torres @GingerForAZ
5K Followers 1K Following USDA Farm Service Agency State Executive Director for Arizona, Museum Trustee, Stanford Alum, Champion Native American Hoop Dancer, Diné, Mom. Personal Acct.
Fuck You I Quit. @fuckyouiquit
497K Followers 286 Following The labor market is a mess. Here to show you why. Highlighting workers conflict with poor management, corporate greed, bad business, and the economy.
Midnight Sun Magazine @midnightsunmag
3K Followers 419 Following A magazine of socialist strategy, analysis, and culture. By the midnight sun we make our plans for daybreak.
Charity Von G @BaronessVonG
58 Followers 541 Following professional troublemaker and advocating philanthropic, inclusive communities @rinoartdistrict remember - revolutions need art
AK Lingus @aklingus
6K Followers 2K Following Call me Icy Clive, King of the Sky. Shouts to @Classical. Opinions are mine alone. My poetry's deep, I never fail. He/him. Avatar by @Lubchansky.
Dan Lockton / @danloc.. @imaginari_es
10K Followers 10K Following design—imagination—climate—futures ⦿ Imaginaries Lab ⦿ https://t.co/WZOWDACi8L ⦿ he/him ⦿ Associate Prof @TUEindhoven ⦿ Exec Board @thisisdrs ⦿ Fellow @centreunusual
Jorts (and Jean) @JortsTheCat
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Black to the Future @Adjective_J
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Nomadcast @NomadcastShow
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Kaitlin Byrd: Renaiss.. @GothamGirlBlue
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29K Followers 7K Following 日光さる軍団所属 お猿さんと漫才やらせてもらってます TikTokフォロワー70万人突破 たくさん面白動画載せてます お仕事やコラボはぜひDMを TwitterもTikTokもぜひフォローお願いします
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Neon Hemlock Press @neonhemlock
6K Followers 3K Following World Fantasy, Nebula, Ignyte, Locus & Shirley Jackson Award-winning publisher. @BafflingMag & SFFH novellas & anthos & queer 📚. Managing Editor: @slickhop.
emojisattva.bsky.soci.. @emojisattva
309 Followers 747 Following every moment of joy is a victory against the bastards • dedicated to ruthless criticism of all that sucks • he/him/comrade
will (creature) @ghostdraculas
497 Followers 512 Following a lvl 1 goblin with just 5 hp // he/they // 🥁: @_buildingstars // 🎸: @heavyshrug // ☁️: https://t.co/FZpKPsHdIp // ⚰️: @upsidedowntrash
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ΉΣXBӨY @Jckurlowecz
147 Followers 577 Following Chaotic good 🌒 Witchboy.Multimedia sculptor, Metalsmith, painting and fabrication ⚔️tattoo artist in training🕸 https://t.co/XE8iqAqKcn
white people will invade and destabilize your countries for decades, fund genocidal apartheid states, and then call your people "hostile and insane" for the fallout of the mess they created
what is it about living inside this circle that makes people so hostile and insane? can we fence it off?
It's really funny that grindset people think a billionaire could easily get rich again if they had to start over with no one knowing who they are. Imagine elon musk trying to get a job
@jess_miers @Kyuee149 So the excuse is “because it would have required a lot of work, we just hoped people would ignore the gross negligence of what we’re doing and cross our fingers we don’t get sued into the dirt”?
I was complaining to my friend about how awful things feel and how hard it all is at the minute, and he said 'it's a period of deep moral injury for anyone with a thinking mind and a working heart,' and if that doesn't just hit the nail on the head I don't know what does.
elon has never given a fuck whether trans people get called by their chosen names or not, so I'm calling this website twitter until they put me in a hole
You wake up to find your phone melted on your bedside table. Like a bar of chocolate left out in the sun, your fingers sink into it. You pull away and find it is stuck to your hand, crawling up your arm. The black goo flickers and words appear on your forearm: "Update Complete".
@suntzufuntzu My bad. I told everyone to meet me at the giant chicken in the path of totality for an ass kicking. It's a long line.
As a prank, while you are sleeping I place your hand in a bucket of cold water. But inside the bucket, I see something strange. Images materialize into your hand as you dream. I see a knife, a dead rabbit, a familiar sliver key, the t-shirt I am now wearing covered in blood.
@suntzufuntzu He had every opportunity to combat tidal acceleration but he was too busy ordering drone strikes
Jailscraper is a Jason Statham movie and it ends with the building being destroyed
NYC plans to build world’s tallest prison, a 40-story “Jailscraper,” to house 1,000 inmates. Follow: @AFpost
Two hours after sunset a glowing object rises from behind the mountains in the north. The world is covered in a warm orange glow filling us with peace. The birds wake up. People start their lives again. This day is better than the last, and we do not question where it came from.
“Be excellent to each other” — William "Bill" S. Preston, Esq., and Ted "Theodore" Logan
If someone had a foundation of objective secular morality that was compelling they’d be more famous than Singer, Dennett, Chalmers and Searle. The fact that no such person comes to mind when you read this is strong evidence no such case has been formulated yet.
the pillsbourghy dough boy, seems to me, is an absolute weakling, with little to nothing going on upstairs, in terms of IQ. A redundant bore
WIFE: Just try to be normal tonight. [later at the dinner party] ME: Do you think the ghosts of muppets are doomed to roam the earth until reunited with the hand that animated them in life?
In about 600 million years, the moon will be too far from the earth for solar eclipses to be possible
I haven't posted in several months. Hello. Well, see you around
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