THE Burger King @ABurgerADay
1/4 of @BetterMoviesPod | Recent: https://t.co/SiHyy06JcH favstar.fm/users/ABurgerA… Baltimore, MD Joined September 2009-
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The Pumpkin Spice channel is just like the Spice channel except that everyone fucks pumpkins.
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Some porcupines got into our sheep barn over the weekend. When we came in this morning, we had a bunch of freshly-knit sweaters.
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We installed a swear jar to help curb our potty-mouthed parrots before realizing they have no concept of commerce and no way of earning money.
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Tried giving our alpaca The Rachel but she wound up looking more like an Emo Nick Nolte.
The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that an Oasis reunion tour would last more than one show.
Fucked around with Gwen Stefani and found Doubt.
What should I name my The Pretenders cover band?
Me: *sits down to eat* My dog: I HAVE TO GO POOP RIGHT NOW!
Thank you for your analysis, CNN, but I think it was already pretty obvious who lost the debate last night. (The entire country.)
Robert F Kennedy Jr. watching the debate.
US Olympic trials, but for presidential nominees.
My favorite movie about a blowjob thief is Hudson Hawk Tuah.
[Interview] Manager: It says here you discovered the element of Cargonium. What's that? Me: It's what cargo pants and shorts are made from. Manager: I think we're done here. Me: Wait! We didn't get to Dadbodium.
Finally have enough Father's Day ties to make a noose.
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