Chris Borris @ChrisBorris
I'm not anybody but I’m also not nobody. chrisborris.com Ottawa, ON Joined September 2010-
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Chris Borris retweeted
Cool getting to be on stage at @liveonelgin tonight introducing host, Steve Love! It was THE HORRIBLE SHOW! Headlined & created by @ChrisBorris! Here I am with incredible actor Lawrence Evenchick! He also happens to own the place! Celebrating 10 years in business in 2025! #Ottawa
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With the very very horrible @ChrisBorris and @DrSteveLove! At @liveonelgin #Ottawa 😲
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CONTEST! Want a COMPLIMENTARY 4 pack of tickets to see HEADLINER Chris Borris this Friday, March 1st at Yuk Yuk's Comedy Club? LIKE this tweet or comment to let me know! Zero catch! Just have fun! It's an 8:30pm show! #Ottawa #FREE Follow @ChrisBorris Photo - Jeff Radbourne
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I love that we’ve all collectively agreed not to call it X.
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But you could afford a blue check.
People talk about Costco free samples and I’m like have you tried Bulk Barn?
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Check out our new staff swag. As modeled by @ChrisBorris and @dylanblackradio! Snazzy times! #Ottawa #Comedy 👕
When I lose a crowd, I know I can always win them back with the necrophilia joke.
I enjoy silent peace and quiet so much I’ll disrespect Pierre Poilievre on a show in rural Ontario.
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@ChrisBorris Let’s gooooo
Couple Arctic shows coming up in case you’re in the Arctic. I can’t get people to go to Kanata but yeah check it out.
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@ChrisBorris, your #OntEd experience is mentioned in the podcast, too.
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#OSSTF @karenosstf: #OntEd, incl its support services, are a meaningful investment to “ensure we have citizens who are going out & joining the workforce & choosing a job for themselves with all the skills and tools they need.” Podcast ⬇️ @ottawalifers open.spotify.com/episode/0o00as…
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@dylanblackradio @ChrisBorris @YukYuksOttawa And I missed it. DAMN!!!
Did I sing HAPPY BIRTHDAY tonight to @ChrisBorris on the @YukYuksOttawa stage? YES! I hope you've had a great day my friend #Ottawa 🎂 🥳 🎉 🎈
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With the very very horrible @ChrisBorris and @DrSteveLove! At @liveonelgin #Ottawa 😲
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@ChrisBorris A pound of wet leather - Foghorn Leghorn 🤣
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Watching the new @DougStanhope flick Road Dogs while sipping a double Bourbon on ice was a Saturday night well spent. Cheers…
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meet me at the Truth and Reconciliation Ikea showroom display
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