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I have 1 new followers from USA 🇺🇸 last week. See tweepsmap.com/!GettingMyDadOn
*My son has friends over: Me: You should play outside before it rains. J: Naw. It's boring. *it starts raining. J: Let's go outside and slide into puddles.
Ime Udoka took a moment after his Game 7 presser to bring awareness back to the school shooting that happened in Uvalde last Tuesday: “It just happened a week ago, and it seems to be pushed in people’s memory already. Change is needed.” His full message:
I played 8 in a game of one-on-one today and nearly lost. I guess it's time for me to work on my game or change the rules.
The best in game dunker of all time - Vince Carter The best dunk contest performance of all time (on a historical curve) - Vince Carter The best dunk contest of all time - Zach LaVine vs Aaron Gordon. The best dunk contest dunk all time - Aaron Gordon
Combining regular season and playoff stats, no one has scored more points than @KingJames 👑
Today I'm grateful for good friends that go way back. A former teammate made my son's day. We got to play in their pratice facility and were introduced to college basketball players.
There's so much to be grateful for. My kids, my wife, my siblings, and my parents are at the top of the list.
AOC: When I Say ‘Tax The Rich,’ I Don’t Mean Me dlvr.it/S7f5FP
It's the end of the school year and I miss parent Twitter. Can't wait to get back into things.
The first rose of the season. instagram.com/p/CP1QPLKs3ek/…
I'm going to be an uncle for the first time. Can't help but be excited.
“It is now clear that the creation of America required not only the theft of labor and land, but a national myth in which we made pirates into patriots.” Ta-Nehisi Coates on #CrossConnection 🔥🔥🔥
Author Ta-Nehisi Coates gives this week's essay, a guest lecture on the 1619 Project backlash and White America's obsession with myth-making. #CrossConnection
Gavin. No, not that one. The other Gavin. No, not that one either. Gavin Greyling. How could you all be confused?
Gavin. No, not that one. The other Gavin. No, not that one either. Gavin Greyling. How could you all be confused?
Why are you wide awake at 3am you ask? Well, I've had to carry both children from my bed 3 TIMES back to their own beds tonight. I'm afraid to go to sleep, I've had too many bony elbows and feet in the back.
My Main Man and I have been playing Uno each vacation day at the same time and we had to put our tourney on hold for the trial results. While I'm pleased with the accountability, I'm disheartened by the amount of pending cases that require more accountability.
Sometimes I see my kids hanging with each other and I get so excited to see them grow together. I wanna capture these moments and stretch them put until infinity.

FeralTherapist (she/h... @IMomalogues
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Unexpected SAHM @UnexpectedSAHM
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Richard Dean @dad_on_my_feet
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Marcy G @BunAndLeggings
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Ohio mom of two 🏳�... @OhioMomoftwo
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Momma D 🇨🇦 @MommaD_x4
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Maryfairyboberry🧚�... @maryfairybobrry
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🖤 Just Heather �... @weedswildflowrs
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threetimedaddy @threetimedaddy
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Michael Vogel @MichaelVogel1
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Just Another Tattooed... @OneMoreSAHM
392 Followers 229 Following SAHM to a five year old and three year old. I’m here for the parenting jokes (and the baseball). Vaccinate your kids. Pronouns: she/her.
Mama Bird @Mamabird1519
2K Followers 966 Following Mostly quotes from my kids because I am too sleep deprived to remember them myself https://t.co/AcWrCAm5x0
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Emery @stemmusasl56904
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Peighn @Peighn14811
8 Followers 160 Following
👊🖤ScottyKnowsSt... @ScottyKnowsStuf
4K Followers 5K Following #HorrorFam #MutantFam #WWE #AEW #TNA #NJPW #ROH Proud Grandfather to Jaxon. Born 09/05/2024 Card carrying member of the #ZVArmy #PushZelina NSFW 🔞🔞🔞
Setyshe @setyshe18885
7 Followers 466 Following
TheRadDadsShow @dads_show
317 Followers 1K Following Podcast by dads for dads. Your life just begins when you become a father! We will cover any Dad topic! Tune in and listen, we promise to inform & entertain!
Daddy’s Digest @daddysdigest
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SingleBabyMama @_SingleBabyMama
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Judy 🌺 @judyohtweets
15K Followers 4K Following counselor in higher education. married with 2 kids, too tired to be a tiger mom #goodenoughmother #catmom NO DMs
Socially Distant Vacc... @tweethappy2017
2K Followers 807 Following Mommy👶🏻 Wifey👰 Coffee☕️ Wine🍷 Be Kind💗 Biden2020🇺🇸Jewish✡️ Wear A Mask😷 Get the Vaccine 💉 She/Her 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️🖤💙🖤
Nowjustme @JustKathleenR
76 Followers 706 Following I consent to 🍪 | ❤️ the Fighting Irish | “To have a sense of humor is to be wise enough to see things in proportion.”
JMH @JMHDVM1989
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Chugajoof100 @chugajoof100
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Kunal Roy @Creatverecalfan
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Malinda Love @Malinda_Love
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Messy bun mama @NotYoMama9
2K Followers 1K Following Just a hot mess mom talking about boobs and bizarre things my kids do. They're 3 and fresh from the oven. Send help. 👨👩👧👦🤱#momsquad
Kathy Richardson @GrannyHaggie
2 Followers 29 Following Mother of 3 grown boys, which means I only have to hide my candy from my husband
Tracie 💎 @diamondgirl9876
264 Followers 533 Following From Arizona, moved to Georgia, and now Alabama, mom to two crazy boys.
Nautilus @navidbargebid
386 Followers 2K Following از کجا آمده ام؟ آمدنم بهر چه بود؟! (برخی از توئیتهای این کاربر حاوی مقادیر بالایی از ادا میباشد و از حقیقت دور است، مابقی تراوشات یک ذهن ناآرام است)
YoungPlanet 🌎 @YoungPlanetApp
2K Followers 2K Following A free app used by 130,000+ parents to find and give no-longer-used children’s things. #PassItOn💛 Download on App Store & Google Play 👇
Matthew Toren @matthewtoren
175K Followers 140K Following #Entrepreneur, #Investor, #Influencer and ADDICTED to #Pickleball 5.0 - Best Selling #SmallBusiness Author - Founder @YoungEnt, @Kidpreneurs and many more
Old Dad New Dad Podca... @OldDadNewDadPod
148 Followers 294 Following Welcome to The Old Dad New Dad Podcast. A Show where 2 Dads (and Father & Son) Drink Scotch and Chat about #DadLife
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21 Followers 80 Following
deadblondewalking @deadblondwalkin
591 Followers 3K Following @deadblondewalking.bsky.social Leaving this platform on January 20, 2025, because I refuse to support the new regime. Hope you follow me to the Blue Sky.
Rob Kirk @bobthesaint81
126 Followers 794 Following I’ve a rich understanding of my finest defenses.
Fathering Together @FatherTogether
635 Followers 512 Following Building a community of all kinds of fathers. Engaged, Encouraged, Reimagined. Join Us! 👇
That Mom @ThatMom9
664 Followers 1K Following I'm THAT mom. You love me, you hate me, you are me. I just keep it real for real.
@Doolarda53252 @Doolarda532521
730 Followers 3K Following #follow, like and rt for a #dm💖 Joined November 201
Follow4Follow @GeorgeW25870079
254 Followers 2K Following #follow4follow #followback open person and willing to talk.
Iris @IrisIlies19
1K Followers 4K Following PhD researcher at BCU🧠🔬👥 Exploring parental experiences and mental health in the postpartum period and the use of social media as a support platform.
🐾 Allyson Bentley ... @ally_bentley6
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Shitz N Gigglez: A Po... @shitzgigglezpod
190 Followers 781 Following John and Cam talk about their experience with being an expectant dad, a new dad, pregnancy, and more. Instagram @shitzgigglezpod
Dadman Walking @dadmann_walking
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Unexpected SAHM @UnexpectedSAHM
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Momsense Ensues @momsense_ensues
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Richard Dean @dad_on_my_feet
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Marcy G @BunAndLeggings
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TwinzerDad @TwinzerDad
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Snarky Mommy @SnarkyMommy78
36K Followers 2K Following venting snarkily about motherhood and raging angrily about the current president
Robert Knop @FatherWithTwins
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Ohio mom of two 🏳�... @OhioMomoftwo
6K Followers 1K Following Mom, wife, teacher, democrat...PRO-CHOICE, pro-gun reform, and pro-vaccine #momsquad. Don't try to sell me stuff.
Momma D 🇨🇦 @MommaD_x4
3K Followers 877 Following Married, SAHM of 4, 💙💙💙🩷. Diapering aficionado, Facilitator of snacks, Human Kleenex, Cuddler extraordinaire, & Occasionally funny. I need a nap. She/Her
Emily Chibwana @emilychibwana
7K Followers 3K Following Neurospicy mum of 5. #kidlit creator (art and words). Seeking human connection and anything that makes me laugh. Rep'd by @liznealon @greatdoglit
Maryfairyboberry🧚�... @maryfairybobrry
41K Followers 7K Following Keeping my kids humble, one bad joke at a time. Autism Acceptance, Ocean
🖤 Just Heather �... @weedswildflowrs
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threetimedaddy @threetimedaddy
13K Followers 2K Following
Michael Vogel @MichaelVogel1
2K Followers 2K Following I am an Attorney in Minnesota. I live in Brooklyn Park, MN with my wife and three kids.
Just Another Tattooed... @OneMoreSAHM
392 Followers 229 Following SAHM to a five year old and three year old. I’m here for the parenting jokes (and the baseball). Vaccinate your kids. Pronouns: she/her.
Daddy’s Digest @daddysdigest
5K Followers 371 Following https://t.co/aSauDr48JC is a community of parents sharing laughter, struggles, and successes as we strive to create a better world for our kids.
Nowjustme @JustKathleenR
76 Followers 706 Following I consent to 🍪 | ❤️ the Fighting Irish | “To have a sense of humor is to be wise enough to see things in proportion.”
Socially Distant Vacc... @tweethappy2017
2K Followers 807 Following Mommy👶🏻 Wifey👰 Coffee☕️ Wine🍷 Be Kind💗 Biden2020🇺🇸Jewish✡️ Wear A Mask😷 Get the Vaccine 💉 She/Her 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️🖤💙🖤
Rep Cedric Richmond @RepRichmond
39K Followers 912 Following Official Twitter Account for Congressman Richmond (LA-02). House Democratic Assistant to the Majority Whip. My Instagram: https://t.co/lkfRG1j56a
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Bri @Soup_Bae
3K Followers 437 Following probably watching anime or telling my kid to stop touching things with sticky hands
Messy bun mama @NotYoMama9
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344 Followers 1K Following Eater of pizza. Drinker of beers. Dad. Husband. Sports occasionally. No DMs if you're my wife https://t.co/AgmrnVejm0)
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For The Life Of Me @ForTheLifeOf_Me
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Mom Problems @Aliciav22Mom
109 Followers 98 Following
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123 Followers 291 Following A YouTube creator focusing music, art, inspiration and lessons help fathers and parents level up their skills #youtuber #parenthood #fatherhood #LevelUp
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Cici @myrewardinglife
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AllAmerican @steveffootball
20K Followers 12K Following Retired Attack Helo Pilot, DS & OIF Veteran, Father, Patriot. Tx A&M. Runner. Spartan, Inked https://t.co/oqTgWwn3xu
Sweet Momissa @sweetmomissa
45K Followers 9K Following Like the song only saltier. Started as a blogger now I’m here.
Ohio Momma 🤱🏼�... @ClevelandMomma
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