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Hayden Kristal @HaydenKristal

comedian on america’s got talent and head crimebag wrangler at carcass acres kirklandproductions.com/hayden-kristal… Joined July 2011
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Mary Sagatelova @MarySagatelova

4 weeks ago

if i were a buoy

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David Mack @davidmackau

4 weeks ago

if i were a buoy

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holden m. accountable @noahpasaran

4 weeks ago

the existence of a border collie implies the violence of its maintenance

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Sara Nović @NovicSara

a month ago

I don't want a tiny invisible hearing aid. I want a huge neon hearing aid with an orange flag sticking out the top of my head that says don't f*xking talk to me 😂😂

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h @ipodmacbook

a month ago

this photo is so confrontational.....you just know these two have crazy beef..

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Andrew Nadeau @TheAndrewNadeau

2 months ago

boeing: you can’t bring more than 3 ounces of shampoo on board because we care about your safety me: ok and the doors will definitely stay on the plane? boeing: …IF they fall off, it won’t be because of shampoo

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‎liane ‎فهمي 🐱 @1iane

2 months ago

I wish hearing people would understand when they tear up while watching “feel good” content about deaf people, it shows that they know that the world is actively hostile towards deaf people to the point where a hearing person being nice to a deaf person is newsworthy.

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Laurence Barber 🍉 @laurencesmb

2 months ago

That JVN article supports my theory that there should be an equal and opposite show where a bunch of absolute monster gays make awful irredeemable people’s lives significantly worse

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Ed @ted_pen

2 months ago

two guys having an animated sign language conversation in the quiet carriage. not against the rules but surely not in the spirit

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payton mitchell @paytmitch

3 months ago

if you say you like where you live and it’s a conservative area someone who doesn’t live there HAS TO tell you how terrible it is. i can love the town i lived in in alabama and also hate the systems that harm people there. the point is that places are worth fighting for.

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Hayden Kristal @HaydenKristal

3 months ago

Someone at a comedy festival told me “the only time you’re not an alt comedian is when you’re on stage doing comedy” and I was so offended I put the card trick I was gifted by a crowdwork magician back into the handbag I had made to look like my dog and stalked off

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Hayden Kristal @HaydenKristal

3 months ago

I feel like on day three of being stuck in the airport it becomes United’s responsibility to humanely euthanize me

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SF Sketchfest @SFSketchfest

3 months ago

See these standup acts close out the last week of SF Sketchfest 2024 at venues all over the city, and even one in the East Bay! @HaydenKristal @Braunger @jestom @lizmiele @katrinasivad @thebrianposehn @ronfunch @blairsocci @FacialRecComedy + more! Tickets: sfsketchfest2024.sched.com

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Hayden Kristal @HaydenKristal

3 months ago

Honestly at this point I would take a plane with no door if it meant @AlaskaAir would at least *try* to get me to my destination

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Hayden Kristal @HaydenKristal

4 months ago

I love that my gorgeous beautiful normal dog has become the internet meme she was born to be

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☆ cody ☆ 🎂 9 days 🔜 FWA 24 🇵🇸 @SaberCoded

4 months ago

I love that my gorgeous beautiful normal dog has become the internet meme she was born to be

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Hayden Kristal @HaydenKristal

5 months ago

My girlfriend dyed my freak dog green

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Hayden Kristal @HaydenKristal

6 months ago

Lmfao I don’t use Twitter but someone told me my Benadryl carrot is popular here

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Hayden Kristal @HaydenKristal

10 months ago

I threw up in a funeral home recording this podcast!

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A LIST OF WET CELEBRITIES OUT NOW! @MrZachPeterson

10 months ago

I threw up in a funeral home recording this podcast!

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caleb hearon @calebsaysthings

11 months ago

all i can tell y’all is i’m team chrishell and i hope she beats nicoles ass. i love chrishell and mary and ultimately i hate this show but here i am.

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Amanda ‘science fan girl’ Morris (she/her) 🤟🏻🌵 @AmandaMoMorris

12 months ago

In the words of John Troumbley, 29, of Kokomo, Indiana: “Some signs are really close to each other, and if you don’t know what you’re doing, you’re going to cause problems.” I wrote about the spread of incorrect sign language on TikTok: washingtonpost.com/wellness/2023/…

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