Jason Moore @JaMoore78
Fishing. The open water. And my dog. Life's good. Joined July 2013-
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Fiancee put "tampons" on the grocery list. So I got them for her. Also brought home some chocolate. And wine & kleenex. And earplugs for me.
This toilet paper is so soft that it feels like my butthole just got fingered by a Care Bear.
My ex has 1 new girlfriend. I have 5,980 twitter followers. Totally winning the fuck out of this breakup.
I challenge anyone who thinks they are better at letting food in the fridge expire.
Whoever invented love must really hate humans.
The fair and rodeo are in town so you know what that means? Yep, Wal-Mart is empty.
I bet all the groupies that slept with Bobby Brown back in his heyday throw up a little in their mouths when they think about it now.
Life has a funny way of giving you just what you need in the present moment. It may not be what you want, it is what you need. Accept it.
I play golf, because fuck you I'm not poor
The biggest battles can be between what you know and how you feel.
We all have that one friend that we greet with an insult.
For men that say they don’t trust women, you sure do stick your most treasured body part inside us a lot without fear of getting it back
BBQ sauce on my pants. Doesn't look like a shit stain at all.
I'm "recorded 3 movies on to one VHS tape using SLP" years old
Kari Marshall @kmarshall7463
74 Followers 672 Following
HaveAPositiveDivorce @HAPDivorce
155 Followers 426 Following Let Janet Murray share with you the secrets of how to Have A Positive Divorce. http://t.co/BfbO4BEfmL
Saucy Jossy @jociejones
2K Followers 2K Following I love Jeopardy and hate bananas. I believe raisins ruin everything good in this world and I have an irrational fear of steel wool. That's me in a nutshell.
ChantelleLouise @chanheartbieber
22K Followers 26K Following
Funny Texts™ @TheHumorTeens
17K Followers 16K Following If you press follow you get a free nutella! :3
WhenBoys @Girls_LikeWhen
205 Followers 611 Following Things girls like. Boys better pay attention. Ask for follow back ☺
Bailey @insane_penguin
183 Followers 622 Following
brent @realbrent_
135K Followers 309 Following #RavensFlock , Maryland Terrapins , #Birdland, Manchester United.
The Cultured Ruffian @CulturedRuffian
228K Followers 75K Following Instagram: @theculturedruffian Donut Dad Bod. Tweets are mine, videos aren't. https://t.co/hvJ5WZMGRd
ChantelleLouise @chanheartbieber
22K Followers 26K Following
West Lee @NotthatAdamWest
7K Followers 491 Following Dad jokes and even dadder bod. Because if you’re going to do something, commit. Quickly dismissed from The Bachelorette once.
That's Parenting @ThatsParenting
36K Followers 32K Following Home on a Saturday night and in bed by 9pm??? That's Parenting
Saucy Jossy @jociejones
2K Followers 2K Following I love Jeopardy and hate bananas. I believe raisins ruin everything good in this world and I have an irrational fear of steel wool. That's me in a nutshell.
Scotty @scottyf82
464 Followers 459 Following Don't phone me, I'm not Carragher, or Neville. I can't get you tickets for the CL final. Unapologetically a leftie. Trump is definitely a pedo.
somechristweets @SomeChrisTweets
9K Followers 134 Following
Keith Blanchard @KeithBlanchard
19K Followers 12K Following CEO of Teamstream Productions, fmr CCO @StoryWorldwide and @Thrillist, EIC @Maxim, writer and fisherman, husband and father, and the sucker at your poker table.
جسار العمري @Jassar_80
78K Followers 1K Following اللهم أجعلني طيب الأثر دائماً أمر ولا أضر أحداً من خلقك 🕊️
Bailey @insane_penguin
183 Followers 622 Following
WhenBoys @Girls_LikeWhen
205 Followers 611 Following Things girls like. Boys better pay attention. Ask for follow back ☺
Funny Texts™ @TheHumorTeens
17K Followers 16K Following If you press follow you get a free nutella! :3
DemonDastardly @mydmac
63K Followers 1K Following My tweets are my own, unless it’s a common ass phrase or cliche, ya moron -Memento Mori https://t.co/1xSHeAgHMT
Jennifer Amanda @blvckhevrted
5K Followers 377 Following Work in Progress........................................... https://t.co/WIoSwssOcI
Jay @DirtMcTurd
19K Followers 3K Following
Ali Spagnola @alispagnola
2.1M Followers 1.3M Following Music. Comedy. Fitness. Outrageous!.... I explain in the video here→https://t.co/ieA94HDzQu
Miss Moneypenny @MoneypennyNaked
44K Followers 6K Following The art of living lies in a fine mingling of letting go & holding on. • Cat tweets: https://t.co/j9ulDA4QKN
KrissiBex @KrissiBex
9K Followers 2K Following I survived being a Sports Talk Show Radio Host. ———- I hate YOUR football team, #GoBroncos ———- #BroncosCountry ———- ———- Instagram: KrissiBex ———- ———-———
The Eh Factor 🇨�... @AngeLaBambaaaa
50K Followers 14K Following I’m never serious unless I’m being serious. Fan of 🇲🇽, margaritas, meats & @edmontonoilers #letsgooilers
Pugnado 🐾🌪 @LuvPug
69K Followers 15K Following
Luc, not Luke @UnClaimedJoe
3K Followers 2K Following
My Inner Redhead @MyInnerRedhead
5K Followers 3K Following You would say that I drove for miles in complete silence. I would tell you that my thoughts were deafening. Yoga. BJJ. Freckle Collector. RMT
☠Êv¡£☠Genius�... @That_Damn_Duck
18K Followers 2K Following Sarcasm specialist, anti-inspirational tweeter & photographer. Instagram: same name. Check my photos out on Flickr. https://t.co/6jRRWeKpOu
Only Fast Eddie @OnlyFastEddie
176K Followers 10K Following I had my ring finger removed just to be safe. I don't check DMs. https://t.co/nRAMb2sdd1
You know @Tmoney68
21K Followers 4K Following You know that guy your mother warned you about? Yeah, that's not me. I'm actually pretty great.
Abe Yospe @Cheeseboy22
27K Followers 4K Following I type words on my home computer and then, using an internet connection, I post those words to the world wide web. Also, an Elementary School Principal.You might like
