Maureen Tischer @MaureenTischer
🗺 National Park Enthusiastic (36/61)🌲 Seamstress🧵🪡You’ll find me at a party by the guacamole 🥑 thetischers.com Wisconsin Joined August 2009-
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You can have kids or you can have a complete set of silverware. But you can’t have both.
filling out my men’s march madness bracket when the only college basketball player I can name is caitlin clark
One of my favorite things about twitter is that we all collectively continue calling that man Simone Biles's husband instead of whatever his name is.
so weird when you meet a girl with the same name as your sister because they’re like hi I’m Jenna and you’re like no you are not. I’m sorry but you are not
“Do you want 23 chunks of cheese?” “No that’s okay” “We’ve breaded and deep fried them”
lol this is how I found out I’ve been watching the superbowl on Nickelodeon. I legitimately thought this was happening on CBS and everyone had just accepted it. I am 💀💀💀💀
lol this is how I found out I’ve been watching the superbowl on Nickelodeon. I legitimately thought this was happening on CBS and everyone had just accepted it. I am 💀💀💀💀
Congratulations to Taylor's boyfriend—and the entire Kansas City Chiefs community! 💕🏈
My skin is also doing Dry January
When someone has a “salt life” sticker in the Midwest
when you get ramen and they only give you half the egg…. where did the rest of the egg go…….. give it to me…….
on the first day of christmas, my true love gave to me 55 BURGERS, 55 FRIES, 55 TACOS, 55 PIES, 55 COKES, 100 TATER TOTS, 100 PIZZAS, 100 TENDERS, 100 MEATBALLS, 100 COFFEES, 55 WINGS, 55 SHAKES, 55 PANCAKES, 55 PASTAS, 55 PEPPERS AND 155 TATERS
New Year's Eve would be so much better if it happened around 7ish.
i do not need to save another lil jar. i do not need to save another lil jar. i do not need to save another lil jar. i do not need to save another lil jar. i do not need to save another lil jar. i do not need to save another lil jar. i do not need to save another lil jar.
I’m as proud as I can be of Andrew and his team! What a fantastic experience for him so early in his career!
I’m as proud as I can be of Andrew and his team! What a fantastic experience for him so early in his career!
Lots of networking and education for Andrew this week in NOLA as he presented his summer’s research!
Lots of networking and education for Andrew this week in NOLA as he presented his summer’s research!
Remember to check on elderly neighbours in this hot weather, as they usually have ice creams in the freezer.
There’s too many song lyrics in my head to know math. Sorry.
I cannot get over that when I was 8-10 years old I would call my dad AT WORK and speak with a SECRETARY (“sorry honey! He’s in a meeting!”) and idk if my 12yo knows how to make a telephone call.
Jo @kishoumari87043
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Rob Sand @RobSandIA
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Smithjames11234 @1111111Smith
117 Followers 676 Following I am a God fearing man, I do have my Christian faith to credit for my life, attitude and success; however, I don't use the name of God to attract anyone
NOH8 Campaign @NOH8Campaign
793K Followers 430K Following Putting a face to the fight for equality! Join us in taking a stand against bullying and discrimination. #NOH8 #NOH8Worldwide
Angry Liberal @WokeUnfiltered
15 Followers 109 Following I’m an angry liberal fighting against fascism, Putin, and the patriarchy! plus+sized non-binary (Soy/Ewe) 🇺🇦 #blacklivesmatter #metoo #protecttranskids
JoAnn Johnson @JoAnn_J2
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Abby Exner @ExnerAbby
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Tutor Risper @masters_writing
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betzy2389 @betzy2389
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MakeMasks @MakeMasks
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betzamy @betzamy
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Adventure Sligo @AdventureSligo
3K Followers 1K Following Welcome to County Sligo with epic surf, stunning landscapes, waterways, horse riding, kayaking, climbing & hilltops to explore. Come explore #AdventureSligo
Samantha Needham @needham__sam
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Woody Tischer @TischerWoody
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Tracy @tmg216
3K Followers 4K Following “There is a cult of ignorance in the US…The strain of anti-intellectualism has been a constant thread winding its way through our political life” #HateWontWin
Thomas McCartney @dormy26
44 Followers 58 Following Outdoors and sports enthusiast cheering on the Blackhawks and Golden Gophers. NewClub golf society captain
NewMexicoNomad @505Nomad
106K Followers 94K Following Celebrating the art, culture, history, flavor and natural splendor of New Mexico. Post: https://t.co/WZAzKnMrFn Mastodon: @newmexiconomad
Michael David @Michael32339156
318 Followers 2K Following I am rightful owner of oil and gas petroleum company , I am a man of my word and my word is my strength , I love truth.
Andrew Cayte @CobraKayte
2K Followers 2K Following Vols, Titans, Reds, Dbacks, Suns enthusiast. Certified Will Levis believer.
SurvivalPrepZone @survivalprepz
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Alpine Valley Resort @AVresort
411 Followers 22 Following Lodging, 27 holes of golf, stay and play golf packages, 21 ski trails, 8 mile mountain bike trail, indoor and outdoor pools, restaurant and bar, and much more!
Jen T @Mama2_2chicas
83 Followers 503 Following A mama 2 dos chicas, wife, avid volunteer, seeker of knowledge, traveler of the world. Trying to lead by example to do what’s right.
nikki4minnehaha @nikki4minnehaha
76 Followers 124 Following Candidate for Minnehaha County Commission.
Chris Falskow @falskow
2K Followers 5K Following ExPat and now proud Canadian 💙 Living in the beautiful Lower Mainland of BC 🇨🇦 Music & bass guitar get me going! “Begin the day with a friendly voice”
Megan Randall @randallrama
33 Followers 47 Following Wife of ADHD genius. Mom of Teens. Barbell lover. Food is life.
MaTischer @TischerMa
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Tina Amerman @amermant
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Ciara Stockeland @CStockeland
347 Followers 513 Following Profit Strategist | 3x Ironman | Use your inventory to create more profit & keep more cash💰 Speaker, Author, & Podcast, “The Inventory Genius”
Woolly Sheep @WoollyBigSheep
6K Followers 7K Following Hi, I'm Woolly Sheep, 'bleating' all the fun from Devon's @BigSheepDayOut ... a great day out guaranteed!
Bobbie G @BobbieG81508485
8 Followers 132 Following I am a PPC!! I not only love selling the products and also enjoy using them!!!
Catalina Spa RV Resor.. @CatalinaSpaRV
624 Followers 2K Following 5 ODORLESS Mineral Hot Springs Pools & Spas. FREE Electricity & Water Your Entire Stay. 482 RV Sites+Cottages. Year-Round, All-Ages. Family Friendly.
dana sandene @danafashiongirl
80 Followers 231 Following We cannot become who we want to be remaining what we are.
Melissa Sue Johnson @MelissaSueJohn3
91 Followers 118 Following
Malorie Valerio @DaerliMalorie
47 Followers 638 Following
Stephanie Grant @ShadyLadyHailey
70 Followers 335 Following Fashion lover. Stand-up comedy fan. Black sheep.
Alexander Grant @alexgrant1011
101 Followers 571 Following I am the kind of person who likes to see the humor in everything. Laughter is the food for the soul. I love nature and animals.
Trudi Smith @trakrsmith
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Jenny Hefty Realtor @JennyHefty
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Jeri @jeri0013
61 Followers 280 Following (she/her) WYO native, So Dak resident, proud mom, baseball fanatic, MBA student and full time employee ⚾️ 👩👦 🐃 🏳️🌈 💪🏼 🧑🎓
Stephanie Hailey @Teetotaling
5 Followers 212 Following Just a teetotaling wife, mom, and high school teacher. ✌🏼
Gruffdog Theatre @GruffdogTheatre
712 Followers 1K Following Award winning theatre company committed to creating visually and aurally powerful work.
Rural Democrats Reddi.. @RuralDemocrats
853 Followers 3K Following Seeking a voice for Democrats in rural areas, often dismissed as red country. #rural . Subscribe to our subreddit, r/RuralDemocrats
Eric Malcolm Gaines @EricMalcGaines
277 Followers 2K Following Engineer, sports lover, movie and music enthusiast, lover of books.... Wanna get to know me, simply click the follow button....
Jax ⚡️Philosopher.. @Diamond_Jax
8K Followers 4K Following 90s bitch, toddler mom, Master of History. tweets are endorsements of your humor and intellect, or acknowledgement of your lack thereof.
NWS Des Moines @NWSDesMoines
49K Followers 957 Following Official Twitter account for the National Weather Service Des Moines. Details: https://t.co/xc4zOKnPHg.
Rob Sand @RobSandIA
41K Followers 28K Following @iastateauditor, husband, dad, bowhunter. Caught chickens as a small town kid, financial crooks as a prosecutor, & now govt insiders' waste/fraud/abuse.
Claire Celsi @SenClaireCelsi
9K Followers 3K Following State Senator, Iowa District 16. I'm a Mom, Grandma and someone who cares. Speaking truth to power is my mission. She/her/hers
SoundOFF @SoundOFF13
29K Followers 1K Following SoundOFF is Iowa's most popular sports and pop culture show. We share interesting local stories and opinions, but we don’t confuse passion with importance.
Des Moines Register @DMRegister
168K Followers 5K Following The news Iowans have depended upon since 1849. Winner of 17 Pulitzer Prizes. Support local journalism by subscribing at https://t.co/M3wA9tGwwF.
Secretary Deb Haaland @SecDebHaaland
164K Followers 63 Following 54th Secretary of @Interior, proud member - Pueblo of Laguna, 35th generation New Mexican. Working to preserve our public lands for future generations. She/Her
Shelby Parker, MD, MP.. @theaerialmedic
2K Followers 1K Following EM Chief/PGY-3 @URMC_EM ➡️ EMS Fellow @nmemsfellowship 🚑 EMS roots 🏜 NM girl in ROC 🌸 Proud #firstgen physician + IMG 🇬🇩 Aerialist 🎪 Adventurer 🌍
mike defilippo @MDtheDO
789 Followers 1K Following EM Doc, Paramedic, Soon-to-Be EMS Fellow | EM via @NYEmergency | @SAEMOnline Board | Medical Director @OverrunEMS | Research, Resus, and EMS | 🏳️🌈
ルスツリゾート @rusutsuitter
15K Followers 3K Following ルスツリゾート公式Twitterです。冬はスキー場、夏は遊園地や大自然の中のアクティビティと、四季を通じて北海道を満喫できるオールシーズンリゾート。ご質問はHP内お問い合わせフォームより承っております🏔
Geisinger EM @GeisingerEM
2K Followers 320 Following Great residency - Great place; #FOAMed; Disclaimer https://t.co/tkFkAYYD5F
The Howl @NMLoboHowl
2K Followers 568 Following Lobo News, Updates, Rumors and Links. All Lobos, all the time! #LoboNation #GoLobos
Armchair Expert Podca.. @ArmchairExpPod
76K Followers 4 Following with Dax Shepard: A podcast about the messiness of being human. Celebrate, above all, the challenges and setbacks that ultimately lead to growth and betterment.
2023 National Jambore.. @natjamboree23
620 Followers 7 Following The official page of the 2023 National Jamboree at The Summit Bechtel Reserve in West Virginia.
Liz @AmusingArrow
332 Followers 3K Following Attorney (but not your attorney), traveler, reader, dog lover, tv watcher. Amused by life. Usually confused by twitter. Be on the right side of history.
Sam Ghali, M.D. @EM_RESUS
566K Followers 275 Following ER Doctor | Resuscitation | Airway | Cardiovascular Emergencies | ECGs | Emergency Radiology | Trauma | Critical Care | #FOAMed | Patient Advocate
Prehospital Care Rese.. @pcrfatucla
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ESO @ESO_Solutions
1K Followers 486 Following ESO improves health & safety through the power of data. By providing reliable, user-friendly software, ESO serves fire depts., EMS agencies & hospitals.
Democratic Party of S.. @DPSandovalCo
311 Followers 677 Following Democratic Party of Sandoval County
Chey Cab @CheyCab
22K Followers 8K Following Former lady cabdriver and owner of MSP car service Chey Car. Convicted of taco terrorism. 612-805-1295
Ashley 🥀 @ashleydurry
363 Followers 346 Following Goth workout princess. Bassist in @durrymusic she/her
Grand Targhee Resort @grandtarghee
14K Followers 689 Following Official Grand Targhee Resort Twitter. A year round resort situated on the western slopes of the Tetons! Over 500 inches of annual snowfall. #targheevibe
Rob McElhenney @RMcElhenney
1.2M Followers 820 Following Founder: @morebetterind | Owner: @wrexham_afc @thebetterbrown | Creator: @alwayssunny, @mythic_quest, @wrexhamfx | Innovator: Fight Milk 🦅
Durry @Durrymusic
4K Followers 530 Following Indie-rock, kinda-Pop, sibling band from MN/the internet.
The Emergency Mind Pr.. @TheEmergMind
3K Followers 3K Following Helping individuals, teams, and systems excel in emergencies. Book: https://t.co/MKwhJPdIJU Podcast: https://t.co/75Zswjifye Lead: @ddworkis Crisis Skills Test: https://t.co/y5TXh4VqfM
Chris Root @ChrisRootMD
3K Followers 1K Following EMS fellow and flight doc in New Mexico. Former NYC paramedic. Once described as “More upset by systemic dysfunction than his peers.”
Dr. Glaucomflecken @DGlaucomflecken
711K Followers 439 Following Ophthalmologist. Comedian. Speaker. Tiktok. Contact: [email protected] *Personal views only* https://t.co/GMXSgqZUvF
shirts that go hard @shirtsthtgohard
1.4M Followers 614 Following 20% off your first purchase, use code 'FIRST'! DM for credit! I tag original creators whenever possible. Designs I sell are my own. We’re @/goodshirts on IG!
Philmont Scout Ranch @philmont
13K Followers 800 Following The largest High Adventure Base of the Boy Scouts of America Delivering Wilderness Adventures That Last a Lifetime
City of Albuquerque @cabq
96K Followers 774 Following Official Twitter account for the City of Albuquerque. Fans of red & green chile, hot air balloons, & long walks along the Bosque. #OneAlbuquerque
NWS Albuquerque @NWSAlbuquerque
28K Followers 322 Following Official Twitter account for the Albuquerque National Weather Service. Details: https://t.co/IG2tM2XAbI
Women Posting W's @womenpostingws
774K Followers 11 Following celebrating wins, sweet, funny, and girly things :) @jasminericegirl
Elon Musk is an ADA v.. @AdaTakes
1K Followers 15 Following Pointing out bad ADA (Americans with Disabilities Act) takes. Or good ones. Or really anything that amuses me. DMs or mentions welcome. QT means good take.
Black Garnet Books @blkgarnetbooks
7K Followers 97 Following A Black, queer, woman-owned bookstore in Minnesota primarily stocking contemporary literature by BIPOC. No longer updating Twitter. ⬇️ pinned tweet!
Granite Peak @SkiGranitePeak
768 Followers 170 Following Wisconsin’s #1 Ski Resort. Open November - April. Featuring 55 trails, 200 acres, 7 lifts including 3 high speed lifts! Est. 1937 - Legendary.
WSAW_Weather @WSAWWeather
1K Followers 245 Following Weather Twitter Account for WSAW the CBS affiliate in Wausau, WI
Associated Press @APprepsports
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Sarcastic Mommy @sarcasticmommy4
116K Followers 6K Following I put my symptoms into WebMD & it turns out I just have kids. https://t.co/m6TcvYNqfm
New Mexico Magazine @NMMagazine
52K Followers 545 Following The original state magazine and your guide to authentic travel in the Land of Enchantment. We tweet about New Mexico events, culture, road trips, and more.
Brimley/Cocoon Line @BrimleyLine
51K Followers 1 Following When 'Cocoon' reached theaters on June 21, 1985, Wilford Brimley was 18,530 days old. Here, we make note of people who have reached that age.
Univ. of New Mexico @UNM
83K Followers 349 Following The University of New Mexico is the Flagship Institution for the State of New Mexico. IG: @UofNM TikTok: @UNM 🐺
MW CHAMPS Barstool Lo.. @BarstoolLobos
4K Followers 513 Following Direct Affiliate of @barstoolsports. Not Affiliated with the University of New Mexico. DM submissions
The University of New.. @UNMFund
2K Followers 258 Following Where generosity meets excellence at The University of New Mexico. Friends & Alumni, Worldwide
UNM International Mou.. @UNM_MountainMed
878 Followers 87 Following The University of New Mexico's International Mountain Medicine Center is one of the premier programs for mountain emergency medicine and rescue in the world.
UNM Emergency Medicin.. @unm_emed
940 Followers 213 Following The Department of Emergency Medicine at the University of New Mexico is one of the premier programs for EM research and education in the country.
Sequoia & Kings Cyn @SequoiaKingsNPS
188K Followers 62 Following The official Twitter page for Sequoia and Kings Canyon National Parks. Side-by-side in California's Sierra Nevada Mountains.
Simon Holland @simoncholland
171K Followers 1K Following My wife bought low sodium bacon and now I know what it means when someone says they love you but aren’t IN LOVE with you.
If you're looking for eclipse glasses right now you understand why same day voter registration is important
It Happened To Me: I Thought I Was Too Cool To Care About The Eclipse Last Week But In Doing So I Denied A Fundamental Truth About Myself (Loving Being A Part Of Things) And Now It's Today And I Don't Have Glasses
If you’re angry about public money being used to forgive student loans, just wait until you hear about the public money being used to fund private school vouchers.
everyone deleting their Kate Middleton conspiracy theories
my kidnappers returning me after I launch into my 64379th Kate Middleton theory
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They should dump Gatorade on the losing coach instead of the winning coach. Go cry about it you sticky bitch
I’m sorry, but the only sensible Super Bowl halftime show is Taylor Swift singing while Jason Kelce dances shirtless.
Reached the age where seeing if I can get 200-300k miles on my truck feels cooler than having a new one.
how it feels sleeping without alarm and without plans..
he about to explain tickle-down economics
No one prepared me for how much of my adult life would be spent wiping down countertops.
We did it, Joe! The #IceAgeTrail is now an official unit of the @NatlParkService. This will increase funding & improve maintenance for this Wisconsin-based National Scenic Trail, & include it on official National Park maps. I look forward to enjoying this trail for years to come.
Christmas shopping is so hard when your personality is like you know who would love this?? Me
The villain is the temperature inside the tent during chocolate week, everyone knows this.
microwaves are so so good at heating up bowls. the food inside the bowls? now that’s a different story
5: why don’t we have an elf-on-the-shelf? me: oh honey, it’s not that we don’t love you, it’s just that we don’t hate ourselves
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