Paul Writes Stuff @OffTheLP
Working on the second episode of @TotalStickShow, but I also wrote @CriminaltheBook and some crap on Twitter: https://t.co/D3qdMt5Z0e FOR HIRE https://t.co/SW4bf1Q2A9 EverythingPaul.net Canada Joined July 2015-
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Always make sure you clean under your nails before bed. That way if someone breaks in and murders you in your sleep, you may have clean defensive samples ready for the crime scene crew.
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Hey! Who wants to #staythefuckhome like @OffTheLP and Spencer! Check out this very special message from GCEA m.youtube.com/watch?v=VlDVce…
My fellow Canadians...are you brave enough to do what we've always wanted to and just #staythefuckhome! Make some art, create a thing...just don't go around spreading the ick!!!!
My fellow Canadians...are you brave enough to do what we've always wanted to and just #staythefuckhome! Make some art, create a thing...just don't go around spreading the ick!!!!
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In this clip from our very special bonus episode @OffTheLP And Spencer talk about why they want you to #staythefuckhome #StayHomeSaveLives #podcast #pokemon #StayTheFHome #StayAtHomeChallenge youtu.be/VlDVceH-FQM
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Fret not because a #newepisode of GCEA, is out now wherever you #Listen to #podcasts s. This week we are diving into episode 4 of #Pokemon Indigo League, plus actor's spotlight, games, and much more! #anime #spotify #apple #Anchor #nostalgia #90s anchor.fm/gcea/episodes/…
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Hey fellow quarantinians! Today at 4pt Aisha, Wayne, Colin and I will be yuckin it up on a little thing called Zoom. Tune in and hear what Aisha sounds like drunk. I mean really drunk. Not Whose Line drunk. ✌️
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Me: THE ZOMBIES ARE ADVANCING!!! Leader: OPEN FIRE!!! Me: *fires but misses* Leader: I SAID OPEN FIRE!!! Me: *misses again* Leader: SHOOT THEM!!! Me: I'm trying! They're a minimum of 6 feet apart from each other!! Leader: ᴹᵃʸ ᴳᵒᵈ ʰᵃᵛᵉ ᵐᵉʳᶜʸ ᵒⁿ ᵘˢ ᵃˡˡ
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Shout out to the news anchors who are starting to need to apply their own makeup. I can't contour either honey, we're all in this shit together.
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[day 7 of quarantine] zzz ＜⌒／ヽ-､_＿ ／＜_/＿＿＿＿／ ￣￣￣￣￣￣￣ ∧_∧ oh no ( ･ω･) im late for work ＿| ⊃／(＿＿_ ／ └-(＿＿＿_／ ￣￣￣￣￣￣￣ ＜⌒／ヽ-､_＿ lol ／＜_/＿＿＿＿／ ￣￣￣￣￣￣￣
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On the plus side, I *am* crying more! Wait, that’s not on the plus side
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I finally have time to trap a raccoon and force it into friendship.
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Life comes at you fast
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me trying to not eat all my quarantine snacks on the first day
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In the last week I’ve saved 64 thousand dollars by making coffee at home.
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The prevalence of tweets going around about people unable to maintain their undercuts suggests that a lot of post-apocalyptic haircuts in movies are highly unrealistic
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The kid was bummed nobody came to his birthday party. We had to explain it’s not the coronavirus, no one likes him.
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📣📢HOT OFF THE PRESS📣📢 A brand new episode of Gotta Catch 'Em Again, is available NOW everywhere you listen to #podcasts. #Pokemon #Apple #spotify #Stitcher #rewatch #90s #nostalgia anchor.fm/paul-johnson93…
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Thanks Fox... #MarchFirst #podcast #Pokemon
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This actually explains alot... #Pokemon #MarchFirst #GottaCatchPod #90skids
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For real though! We talk about this during our first episode! Don't miss out brand new pod coming March 1st everywhere you listen to podcasts! #MarchFirst #Podcast #Pokemon #rewatch
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