Racing to Read @RacingtoReadApp
Racing to Read is a reading app for preschoolers and kids made up of a fun set of activities to help your child learn to read at any age. Made by @moonman239 apps.apple.com/us/app/racing-… Colorado, United States Joined September 2021-
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Happy Monday, everyone! Time for us to get some more work done. What are you doing today?
Well, folks, I've finally managed to put together a function to grab and return the exercises. Our React Native #android #ios #reading #app for #preschoolers is going along great!
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I just changed the code to use a different database schema, so now it will hopefully work with the existing database. My next task is to wire up the business logic of the game. What are you doing today?
Ever since I became a parent, my entire world view has been shifted. I look at the world from the lens of what my kids need and how will I prepare and protect them. I’m not alone here. My heart goes out to every parent in war torn areas helplessly trying to protect their kids.
Whoo! I fixed the error! 1 goal down, two to go.
Someone once said kissing a feral cat was easier than raising a 3-year-old, and from what I know, that might actually be true.
As a reminder, version 1.0 of the app is still up on the App Store while we work on improving the app!
Just finished with goal #2. Can I get a "WOOT! WOOT!?"
Excellent idea!
Excited to announce that work is progressing on our new #Android application. Maybe I could be done by the end of the month (but no promises)!
I think it's time we dispense of the notion that Santa uses a sleigh. It's 2021, do you really think he's not outsourcing delivery?
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@3sunzzz To be fair to him, they probably don’t ask that on the SATs
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It’s a beautiful day so of course my kids are in their bedrooms playing on their phones.
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Absolutely travel with kids. It’s important they experience begging to watch their iPad in new environments
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@kidversations_ On the upside, you can buy yourself something nice with that money you were saving for college.