True Story @TheirneyFalls
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hate hate hate, double hate
hate hate hate, double hate
Twitter is full of "married singles."
Folks, after 50 years in government, I finally had an idea: Pay more taxes.
don't forget, someone somewhere hates you with a vengeance
The dyson vacuum just fucking cock-blocked the robot vac with it's cord
I still think Percy should be punished for how he killed Coffee
Him: Yo Me: If you want to see my titties, just ask.
Why show my ass for Hump Day, when I can just be one instead.
Learning to say “ok” instead of “eat a bag of dicks” but it’s hard.
I sat it down and forgot about it. 《Apply that how you wish》
I hope tomorrow pays for itself because I sure paid for it today.
Me, every single time I get out of the shower
For example, telling a woman you're doing something "for her own good" when she didn't ask you to do that thing.
Life is so beautiful sometimes
Most of my life decisions are made when I'm hungover in the shower.
TunaOfTheSky @tunaofthesky
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your nudes were okay but i had to zoom in to find your ass
@TheirneyFalls Hahaa -- was kinda... hard... to get my run done - but did that - now moving on to the other soon - I am a man who knows how to get things done for sure 😆🙌
Me, seeing your place for the first time: Nice table, how sturdy is it?
Some days you share the road with such bad drivers that you can understand why the orcas feel the need to stop us!
I am fully convinced that women get hotter after age 35
if their avi is black and white, they hiding something. most likely, a big dick
I try to only follow back bots so if I'm following you and you're real you got some splaining to do!