Kate in jail oh no @UnexpectedlyAww
this is so dumb thanks Obama Joined October 2022-
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Shyla @milligan39shyla
419 Followers 3K Following
Johanne Blair @BlaJohan
47 Followers 5K Following
Amy Favuzza @am_favuzz
40 Followers 5K Following
Sarita Decuir @DecuirSari64473
78 Followers 5K Following
Zaylee Schetrompf @schetrom_zayl
65 Followers 5K Following
Destinee Sims @DestineeSi94749
104 Followers 3K Following
Mae Hoppman @m_hoppma
56 Followers 5K Following
Shannan Destro @dest_shanna
86 Followers 5K Following
Yuki Dehaven @deha_yu
55 Followers 5K Following
Aleen Delzer @AleenDelze66924
85 Followers 5K Following
Jannah Denkins @denki_janna
99 Followers 5K Following
Aaila Kiner @aa_kine
57 Followers 5K Following
Rosaline Falcioni @RosalineFa11691
77 Followers 5K Following
Isa Oya @IsaOya441368
66 Followers 5K Following
Cheryle Raffo @chery_raf
95 Followers 5K Following
Patsy Mcardell @mcard_pa
76 Followers 5K Following
Elsie-rose Makara @RoseElsie75871
87 Followers 5K Following
Sofia Telle @TelleSofi
83 Followers 5K Following
The Fucking He-Man @HeeHeeHeman
388 Followers 579 Following I said hey, what's going on? Sometimes I talk in the 3rd person, get used to it. Motherfuckers. Pronouns: He/Man
Alt.Uh.Nater @alt_uh_nater
171 Followers 206 Following I work with the battery to generate power for the electrical components of the vehicle
Barbara @pugsley_barbara
174 Followers 3K Following
Sexy Inappropriate Fr.. @freudgetaboutit
46 Followers 30 Following Maybe I'm not inappropriate. Maybe you just want to have sex with your mom's feces.
Jimmie @starch_jimmie
163 Followers 3K Following
Cherry Pie on BlueSky @cherry_hat
3K Followers 1K Following I am a sweet as hell pie wearing an awesome hat https://t.co/4NeFPnsyaB
kirby🧸 @ckirbyyyy
7K Followers 448 Following rice snob. || $60 dm fee $ckirbydream 👆🏼|| https://t.co/dhBhTeKnof
Charlie @mosscj2
885 Followers 819 Following Ghostly custodian, snail rehydrator, investment harpist. Technically taller than Tom Cruise. He/him.
slystef on a hill @slytherinstef
11K Followers 3K Following still trying to teach muggles right from wrong- accio tweets https://t.co/S7UYyNtVbH
Taco Biscuits @bgschnikelfritz
6K Followers 1K Following What’s the scuttlebutt? Seen on HuffPost https://t.co/hkCIhZOvyb
diane @dianearichardso
33 Followers 665 Following
shoping cart lunatic @CarroDeRumiante
258 Followers 822 Following
Kate again @Kateness8
10K Followers 2K Following I’m doing amazing, sweetie • she/her • as seen on buzzfeed that one time • Reese’s Goblin • wishlist: https://t.co/mY0eO30PnD
Daddy⤏In⤏Motion @daddyinmotion
895 Followers 905 Following Life’s a comedy but when you’re a dad it’s a dark one. Absurd is the new normal. Not featured on @huffpost @buzzfeed @boredpanda
UK @ryhh46391044
280 Followers 1K Following
Amother Tweeter @laureber
726 Followers 1K Following A little strange, but mostly harmless. Fox News would say bleeding heart liberal, I say compassionate and empathetic.
Velocirooster chicxul.. @Theropologist
5K Followers 4K Following Off to beiger pastures. Find me at https://t.co/kRmSp7cv9x
SpunkyDame @DameSpunky
8K Followers 7K Following
Hat factory Hat selle.. @xumin96952935
556 Followers 3K Following 昆山美途国际贸易有限公司Kunshan Maytoo International Trade Co., Ltd +8613913220983
Mommeh Dearest @mommeh_dearest
9K Followers 1K Following There is no Mommy, only Zuul.✨Be excellent to each other✨Folllow me everywhere https://t.co/ItaeRTMeC2 Peep my tweets in the link below 👇🏻
Dad Set Against @DadSetAgainst
5K Followers 984 Following Outnumbered, dad tired, dead set on seeing the comedy in it all. Featured on @TheDad @Buzzfeed @BoredPanda @TODAYshow @huffpostparents @theFunnyTweeter
The Fucking He-Man @HeeHeeHeman
388 Followers 579 Following I said hey, what's going on? Sometimes I talk in the 3rd person, get used to it. Motherfuckers. Pronouns: He/Man
Sexy Inappropriate Fr.. @freudgetaboutit
46 Followers 30 Following Maybe I'm not inappropriate. Maybe you just want to have sex with your mom's feces.
Cherry Pie on BlueSky @cherry_hat
3K Followers 1K Following I am a sweet as hell pie wearing an awesome hat https://t.co/4NeFPnsyaB
Taco Biscuits @bgschnikelfritz
6K Followers 1K Following What’s the scuttlebutt? Seen on HuffPost https://t.co/hkCIhZOvyb
Alt.Uh.Nater @alt_uh_nater
171 Followers 206 Following I work with the battery to generate power for the electrical components of the vehicle
💗 Mashed Potato Dr.. @sheseemslegit
88K Followers 20K Following Probably at a Walgreens. enfj. books, cats, vintage.
House ⚔️ gf haver @mrmatthouse
3K Followers 1K Following packaged in a facility that processes tree nuts and dairy, contents may contain warhammer or bad tweets
Charlie @mosscj2
885 Followers 819 Following Ghostly custodian, snail rehydrator, investment harpist. Technically taller than Tom Cruise. He/him.
slystef on a hill @slytherinstef
11K Followers 3K Following still trying to teach muggles right from wrong- accio tweets https://t.co/S7UYyNtVbH
✨V✨ @coolauntV
13K Followers 1K Following writer, comedian, actress, astronaut • please laugh i have anxiety • original content
Mumnipotent Ruler @MumOfTw0
4K Followers 1K Following Mum of 2 under 2 in 2022. Here for the laughs on all things parenting and marriage!
Marl @Marlebean
40K Followers 7K Following If you innocently act like you don't know, people will explain dirty words to you and it's hilarious.
Amother Tweeter @laureber
726 Followers 1K Following A little strange, but mostly harmless. Fox News would say bleeding heart liberal, I say compassionate and empathetic.
Velocirooster chicxul.. @Theropologist
5K Followers 4K Following Off to beiger pastures. Find me at https://t.co/kRmSp7cv9x
He's Back And He's Sc.. @SchmuckOnAHorse
7K Followers 5K Following Mild-mannered CPA by day, miserable curmudgeon by night. Followed by @mrsdash.
SpunkyDame @DameSpunky
8K Followers 7K Following
Twinstant Family | Li.. @twinstantfamily
4K Followers 1K Following Twitter is just like real life. I talk about my kids and our life only to find out I’m just talking to myself. 100% mom, wife, mess. #IVF #ASD
Dad Named Matt 🇺�.. @mahnamematt
6K Followers 1K Following Dad. Husband. Veteran. Coffee. Baseball. Memphis. Best ⬇️ - latest ➡️ https://t.co/IipngUg6X6
3 Wild Rainbows @wildrainbow2
8K Followers 2K Following mom to 3 rainbows and 6 angels. I'm totally winning at life, kinda.
Jenny and the Bets @colourmesadder
18K Followers 872 Following i like big butts and I lie all the time
SaltyGirl @saltssaltgirl
17K Followers 6K Following Dream weaver, Ink Drinker, and Oxford comma user. Thalassophile. Help my classroom https://t.co/N9jVi4K0MZ 🌊
Luke @LloBrow
3K Followers 834 Following Low Brow • No regrets, that's my motto. Well, that, and everybody Wang Chung tonight • Black Trans Lives Matter @llobrow.bsky.social LloBrow42 on Discord
the scotts are good b.. @scottymax
2K Followers 3K Following riffs. numbers. cold. tweet me math problems. he/him
numberjack @numberjack3
1K Followers 1K Following Dad & Hubbs & Vegan who runs | BLM | he/him | ⚡️ebiker⚡️
Big, Bad Caffeinated .. @Cafeinated_Dad
7K Followers 4K Following 🇳🇿 Considered a funny parent by @HuffPost @boredpanda and @TODAYshow Considered kinda funny but mostly painful by my kids.
FᎪᎢ ᏩᎪNᎠᎪ.. @sofarrsogud
23K Followers 6K Following 🖊️ Some of my tweets are crafted like a sculpture from a block of wood. Others are pumped out like farts.
your other mom @difficultpatty
37K Followers 971 Following Bad at hydrangeas. Ibuprofen enthusiast. We write jokes here. https://t.co/sVPCoTC4Pw
A Dad Influence @gbergan
7K Followers 2K Following Most of my followers are bots. You're probably not even real. My incessant ramblins in the link below ⬇️
Temporary Sequel @NoFabTobi
2K Followers 633 Following This is not the main account. If I’m here a lot, I might be deactivated on main.
Kevin The Dad @kevinthedad
14K Followers 974 Following Husband. Dad. Co-creator of 2 cool kids. I write fun stories about the shenanigans I experience as a parent!
Annie Hatfield @AnneHatfieldVO
48K Followers 6K Following Tall, pale, relentlessly cheerful. https://t.co/vhLLPJmuO2
King of Mischief @RichieTJames
1K Followers 1K Following Artist, film buff, creative type and waistcoat aficionado. Professional Bad Influence & all around handsome wreck. Open to Comissions He/Him
“No Pun Intended”.. @IntendAllPuns
388 Followers 811 Following Calling out the “No Pun Intended” cowards
Johnny Sparkles @DeLaSparkles
2K Followers 699 Following Your Favorite Rapper's Favorite Comedian / Hard Times contributor / Pitchfork's Most Underappreciated Comedian / My tweets are better than yours and you know it
He Called Me Greenhor.. @WhatsAGreenhorn
9K Followers 3K Following He called me Greenhorn. I called him Tony Randall. It was a thing we had.
amy! ami! amé! @Amester222
7K Followers 1K Following helvetica girl in a comic sans world | greatest hits: https://t.co/UEhynxyf3K
Saint Vivica, Patron .. @QueenVofCoffee
18K Followers 2K Following DM Room cheerleader & typo goddess. 56% funny. TH: @Conchvegas1 . Avi by ToonMe. Header: @dimplesticks. https://t.co/dRgjRopfud
𝐀 𝐌 𝐀 𝐍 �.. @littlegiinge
66K Followers 18K Following I'm a silly kinda weird.. Coffee please? -`ღ´- https://t.co/OMVnn385QH
(((Princess of Whales.. @PrincesaBallena
8K Followers 4K Following Disloyal Jew, Positive FickDichEinstellung, Inescapable Snarl @WolfGangOfFour’s emotional support bitch
cella @cellapaz
11K Followers 2K Following i’m probably eating soup. seen on @huffpost @buzzfeed @todayshow
Daveastated @Daveastated
7K Followers 1K Following Now I am become Dave, the destroyer of words. *Inventor of the flinglong* I only sleep to give my phone a break
It’s not an anxiety attack, it’s a therapy tailgate
@wsdot_north @CityOfFerndale They need to be cited for failing to moo over to the right lane
@matchingtragedy @CityOfFerndale Perhaps just leave it on the steering wheel 🤷♂️
@wsdot_north @CityOfFerndale Do you just stick the citation on a horn, or ...?
@GreenhornGrove @EdKrassen This is what democracy looks like. Not a bunch of gun bangers, just citizens standing up and expressing their outrage. No one got killed, no one got hung, no one was beaten up by the protesters.False equivalency never works to the benefit of the liars. Eventually,truth prevails.
Never deleting this app lmaooooo
Dionne Warwick reveals that in the 1990s she hosted an intervention at 7am sharp for Snoop Dogg and other rappers over their misogynistic lyrics. Snoop Dogg admits they were so intimidated by the singer that they were all in her driveway by 6:52am.
I truly am sorry, @hannahkrieg @TheStranger
this is what happens when you don’t recycle your pizza boxes
When I see a pistachio shell on the side of a trail.
I have defended Meghan Markle but she went TOO FAR when she referred to “The Princess Diaries” (2001) as “that old movie” and not “a timeless cinematic classic.”
Forget the World Cup someone tell me who she is oh my god
@Eagle_eye_m16 @mattxiv He killed someone, that makes him a murderer legally proven or not.
kyle rittenhouse (murderer) bought a blue check
being on Twitter right now is like playing the violin on the titanic except we are also making fun of the iceberg and the iceberg is getting genuinely mad
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