annie ✌🏼 @blondieannie92
naturally and artificially flavoured. England, United Kingdom Joined April 2009-
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just realized you can “customize” your life by making decisions in situations. as they happen to you 👍
Do people who run marathons realise they don’t have to?
hangovers are so embarrassing. oweee i’m so sick from poisoning myself for fun
No one: My cat at 4:12 am: These curtains are stupid, I’m taking them down
If we must have supermarket loyalty apps it would be handy if 5g worked inside supermarkets
staying up late: hehe waking up tired as fuck: not hehe
The $20 bill is starting to give $5 bill energy and I don’t like that.
whatever happened to all the guys who were super into 3D printers. There was a 12 month period around 2019 where men made 3D printing their entire personality and everything they made looked like absolute dogshit
Never in my life will I understand the hype about going on holiday to Dubai
My most millennial trait is big purchases must happen in big laptop screen
My most millennial trait is big purchases must happen in big laptop screen
No, because I think more children have ‘suffered’ as a result of having unprepared parents or financially struggling parents than they have from having ‘old’ parents.
No, because I think more children have ‘suffered’ as a result of having unprepared parents or financially struggling parents than they have from having ‘old’ parents.
asked ChatGPT to respond to my friend’s ex’s apology 😭
One of my biggest fears during a zombie apocalypse is having to sleep without a fan
Oh, you’re watching a new show? No thank you. I’ll just re-watch one of the 4 that I already like.
If by “balanced breakfast” you mean a coffee followed by another coffee, then yes, I’ve had a balanced breakfast.
Who looked at caramel and thought: “this shit needs salt”?
They need to lower the cost of chilling as well as the cost of living.
If our best defence against the robots is hoping they don't know what a bus or traffic light looks like.... we may be in trouble, people
Stop drop and roll was such a huge deal when I was younger. I totally expected to be on fire more times than the zero times so far
I slept on my shoulder wrong all night so I'll probably need surgery now.
meghan @deloisivete
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Aren’t they free at any hotel??
New retirement plan: find sugar daddy.
Me: I feel like I’m getting sick. Me, 24 hours later: Guess not.
After age 30 do we keep all clothes in case they fit again forever? Asking for a friend.
Day one. Captain’s log. On top of everything else apparently I have to keep some stupid log.
"you shouldn't let your cat jump on the counter" my cat could take out a loan in my name if he wanted to
I feel bad about a lot of things but right now I mostly feel bad about finishing this box of glazed doughnuts.
I think to start being a morning person it helps not to do it in “gym, journal, meditate” font and instead use it as time to do something fun. If you like playing video games or are watching a new show, start your day w that.
people who became morning people how did u do it? i dont want any "train your brain!" "it takes x days to make a habit" bs someone give me the cheat code im serious
just realized you can “customize” your life by making decisions in situations. as they happen to you 👍
If you sleep wrong and your neck hurts all day, everyone has to know about it.
i understand that my body can't digest corn or whatever. that's fine. my issue is that i fucking chewed it. how the hell is it coming out back in the shape of corn. what are they not telling us
one of my Dad’s employees asked for their birthday off and my dad said “why? Did your wife get you a clown?” my Dad had to go to a sensitivity class and apologize to him in front of everyone.
Wishing I had done this actually, Stevie
For anyone that doesn’t believe money is important let’s crunch some numbers… This is the CHEAPEST 2 bed house on rightmove within 10 miles of Manchester. So let’s do this for a new family: - Rent £750 - Council tax £115 - Gas/electric £200 - Water £30 - Food £500 - Internet…
forgive me if this is a bit of a boomer take but if you have a restaurant and you have a website for that restaurant i think that the menu for the restaurant should be on the website
losing my fucking mind why does no one know what “one movie” is
She doesn’t know him, but she does. It’s not her but it is. Classic Martha. #BabyReindeer Sent from my Iphon
For reference this is all over Facebook. No I’m not “stalking” her 😅 she’s posted about this and confirmed it’s her all over Facebook and people are sharing it. I’ve not even liked her posts let alone messaged the woman. Screenshotting an already viral post isn’t stalking 🫠
@charlieebentley She’s literally Viral on Facebook for confirming it’s her publicly. Sharing that is not some attack. Save your energy for people who are messaging the woman. She’s posting all over Facebook about it herself and was already viral hence how I seen it.
@trit0ps “I don’t know him” “he did stalk me and ask me out though” 😂
Am I petty? In 2019 someone commented “not funny” under my tweet I’ve catfished him for 5 years. Made him fall in love with me He’s meeting me at a restaurant for the first time tonight (I won’t be there) The waiter will give him a note that’s just my tweet he commented on
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