Walmart Manager @Walmartin2012
This is a parody account. Favstar.fm/users/Walmarti… All over the world. Joined December 2011-
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I'm not sure how to use new Twitter. I'm not dead. I'm still a Walmart Manager. I still hope most of you are killed in a car crash.
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If you're recently following me you've seen enough of my timeline for me to ask you.....WHY?
My Walmart just installed 10 new self checkouts in order to help ignore you better.
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If life was fair, kegs would have wheels.
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Friend is going bungee jumping so I told him he was born because of a broken rubber and he could die the same way. He didn't laugh...
Your direct message confuses me. Do I make my dick larger or handle rumors being said about me? Or just block you for being a fucking idiot.
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Today's life lesson: "I've learned that pleasing everyone is impossible, but pissing them off is a piece of cake."
I'm chasing my Vodka with a Capri Sun because fuck you that's why.
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I'll stop wearing so much black when they make a darker color.
I got your "Customer Service" right the fuck here.
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Paper beats rock & rock beats scissors so when I feel reckless & crazy, I start running with papers.
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YO SHOUT OUT TO SPACE FOR BEING QUIET AS FUCK
I'm going to drink until I forget I have to work tomorrow.
If romantic is going into a crocodile death roll after I cum in you then yes I'm fucking romantic.
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Detective: Where were you on the night- Me: Twitter Detective: Between the hour- Me: Twitter Detective: I wasn't fini- Me: Twitter
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Men get drunk at a bar for 2 reasons: 1) they don't have a wife to go home to. 2) they have a wife to go home to.
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